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    A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Mom" With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter.
    Dear Mom;
    It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a

    scene with Dad and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she is so nice. But I knew you would not approve
    of her because of all her piercings, tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact that she is much older than I am. But it's
    not only the passion...Mom she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods and has
    a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.

    Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading

    it with the other people that live nearby for cocaine and ecstasy. In the meantime we will pray that science will find a cure
    for AIDS so Stacy can get better. She deserves it. Don't worry Mom. I'm 15 and I know how to take care of myself.
    Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so that you can get to know your grandchildren.

    Love,
    Your Son Jon

    P.S. Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
    wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the
    report card that's in my center desk drawer.

    I love you.
    Call me when it's safe to come home.




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    haha that was priceless!
    I'm going to send it to my mom



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    Default Re: Why Parents Drink

    LOL! That was funny!

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    Hahaha, I've seen this before and I laugh so hard every time I see read it! Thanks for sharing

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    That's funny as hell.

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    hah!!!! wow. That was so funny!!!!

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    wtf man that scared the hell out me! felt so bad for the mom lol, oh but that is a good one lol

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    lol omg that is awesome emailing it to my ma right now!

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    That was pretty jacked up! Good one!
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    thats a good one!!! lol

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    That's awesome.

    I'm surprised that such a smart kid would wind up with a shitty report card!

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    I'm sending this to my mum, shes gonna love it!



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    LOL! That is too funny! I have to send this to my friends!

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    that made me laugh so hard! I might have to myspace that one! I wish I had been that clever when I was getting bad grades.


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    LOL! That was great, thanks for sharing that!






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    Seen this before somewhere, but still hilarious!

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    LMAO this is now a myspace blog for me and I sent it to my mom.
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