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    Default I got soo totally [pretend] wasted last night!

    And it worked out great!

    The club was full of guys from out of town who were in a big party mood getting drunk, and they really weren't feeling my stone cold sober hustle. So, throughout the night I got drunker and drunker- or at least they thought so!

    I don't think I would have made nearly as much money last night if I didn't because the guys were so dead set on it. I wasn't doing as well earlier before I made the switch. They actually said things like "you intimidate me, because I'm drunk and you're not."

    It was obvious they wanted drunk party girls. So here was my hustle:

    Spot a group of relatively well dressed middle aged guys. Obvious out of towners.
    Walk over and deliberately stumble into a lap or seat. Giggle whoops! Silly me! I've had way too many tequila shots! Or something like that. Depending on reception, blather on about how horny tequila makes me or some shit. Guy's interest is peaked!
    Waitress comes over. I say, "oh can I have a shot? oh wait. maybe thats not the best idea right now. may i please have a bottle of water for now?" (we get $2 off fees for every bottle) Invariably receive water, and then *drunkenly-ish* interrupt a guy to say I'm ready to dance. Continue on to get 4 dances from him, then he sends me to his friend, etc etc.

    Repeat.

    It worked wonders!
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    Default Re: I got soo totally [pretend] wasted last night!

    I get fake drunk almost every night. It amuses the hell out of AndyGirl. And it sure keeps me entertained.

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    Default Re: I got soo totally [pretend] wasted last night!

    When I get fake drunk, I start to feel really drunk. It's like placebo alcohol.



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    Yepper!!!! I used to get a drink that was nothing more than a Sprite that looked like alcohol. I would fake sometimes being loopy. Some guys loved it. They thought if they bought a few more dances that i would loosen up for more "action" LOSER! I win!

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    Yup. I do this. If I don't want to drink, I'll tell the guy I've already had waaaay too much. They eat it up. Only drawback is that guys will sometimes try to grope me because they think I'm too wasted to say no.

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    I say, "oh can I have a shot? oh wait. maybe thats not the best idea right now. may i please have a bottle of water for now?"
    Oooh I like that line! I do the same thing, but I'm going to use that to get out of really taking a shot if a guy offers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dottie Rebel View Post
    I get fake drunk almost every night. It amuses the hell out of AndyGirl. And it sure keeps me entertained.
    Lol, you could win a daytime Emmy for that shit. It's so bad that its good. I need to try it sometime, guys always give me crap for not drinking.

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    Default Re: I got soo totally [pretend] wasted last night!

    Wow, thats so funny that some of you girls do that.

    I dont drink at all, and I've considered pretending to be drunk to see if it would make me more money, but when I mentioned it to some of the other girls at work they said it was pretty much a stupid idea.

    I wish I was a good enough actress to do it, haha!

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    Default Re: I got soo totally [pretend] wasted last night!

    I have been trying this way of hustling and I've gotta say when I use it it WORKS. lol I have been taking fake shots all night and getting sooooo wasted. I even made the housemom concerned cause I have a long commute she came up to me and told me to cool it on the drinking lmao then I told her what's up and now she plays along with me!

    Thanks for the ideas girls!
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    Well, I know what I'm doing today!

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    ^^ Something tells me that you'll be another Oscar nominee! If you can pull off just a *touch* of a slur, now, that'd be truly masterful!
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    It totally works!! I do this all the time...even if I"m actually drinking, my drinks have more ice then alcohol and it would take hours of doing them nonstop to feel any effect. SO I fake it!

    Works like a charm! There are one or two people I work with who have seen me ACTUALLY trashed and they'll back me up that it is night and day!!

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    Wow I really need to try this! I think guys don't like that I can't drink. I guess it will take some practice though. It might sound stupid but I don't really know how to act drunk. When ever I drink I might have 1 beer and thats it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bellasera View Post
    It might sound stupid but I don't really know how to act drunk.
    Just be slightly louder and more aggressive and act like a crazy fun party girl. Thats all most guys want anyway...they dont want the drunk girl thats tripping over nothing and passing out in the corner....they want to have FUN!

    Then when they want you to drink with THEM...order fakes or tell them that you are SOOOO drunk already and dont want to end up puking. But you've been doing shots ALL day and now you want to PARTY!! They'll buy it. They always do.

    I actually do this quite a bit. I wonder now how many of the people I work with that dont know me in "real life" think I'm a horrid alcoholic!! LOL!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    It totally works!! I do this all the time...even if I"m actually drinking, my drinks have more ice then alcohol and it would take hours of doing them nonstop to feel any effect. SO I fake it!

    Works like a charm! There are one or two people I work with who have seen me ACTUALLY trashed and they'll back me up that it is night and day!!
    YES! Especially because fake drunk you don't talk about champLaign!

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    Thanks Cameron! I am so bad at the whole party girl thing I think this will help

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    Quote Originally Posted by desavirsire View Post
    YES! Especially because fake drunk you don't talk about champLaign!
    Hehehe...champlaign!! I will have to add that to my drunk repertoire. "Dyoooo wanna go to teh champlaign roooom?

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    Quote Originally Posted by desavirsire View Post
    YES! Especially because fake drunk you don't talk about champLaign!
    Hee hee.. True. Funny how I always seem to "sober up" when it comes time to count the money! LOL...

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    Ohhh I love this so much. I'm getting "wasted" this evening. Probably around 9 or 10. Coincidentally that's when the bar starts getting crowded!

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    Yay and no hangover the next day

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    oooh! i can't wait to get fake drunk tonight!!! this sounds fun!
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    I've done this a few times and it works great! I play the drunk thats in denial about being 'drunk'. I'll drink a sprite and act 'drunk'. When they point out my 'drunkness', I say " Theres no vodka in this drink! Just water with bubbles!" They love that! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lena View Post
    When I get fake drunk, I start to feel really drunk. It's like placebo alcohol.
    LOL I felt that way once or twice before when I pretended to be drunker than I was for the sake of guy customers at the club...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    Well, I know what I'm doing today!
    Heh... I love being a different person every time I work. Sadly, I've been working in the same places so people are catching on but it's SO fun. I think drunk'll be my next one...maybe.


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    ah! fake drunk.. I know the routine all too well!. Face it most men want the illusion that you have your guard down and alcohol provides that for them
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