2 1/2 year old daughter saw a fat woman at a restruant, and said very loudly, and in a very excited voice - "Look mommy, she has a baby in her belly!!!" All proud of herself. I felt terrible for the lady.



2 1/2 year old daughter saw a fat woman at a restruant, and said very loudly, and in a very excited voice - "Look mommy, she has a baby in her belly!!!" All proud of herself. I felt terrible for the lady.









So my son and I are goofing around with the baby, and he keeps saying boobies, boobies, and trying to turn everything I say into boobies. Real Sneekey boobies...
I'll tell the baby something like googie, googie, goo, ubbie doobie do...then JCB will go boobie boobie, boo... so I say. Son, really lay off the boobies... so he goes "but what about beever?.... I nearly fell on the floor, he can't know that one yet right?
One more cup of coffee for the road,
One more cup of coffee 'fore I go
To the valley below....
Slowly moseying my way to the exit.
A Blogging?



If God would have meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.
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Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success





JCB is 4. He was breast fed, so somehow he understands the term boobies, boobs, boobie milk... His brother JLB (how about JCBII lol) is breast fed as well. He has constant exposure to boobies.... lol
At least he has not grabbed a woman since he was three... Woman used to pick him up, straight for the boobs...
I also got him out of the habit of ass slapping... He is a little devil, but he'll become a gentleman eventually.
One more cup of coffee for the road,
One more cup of coffee 'fore I go
To the valley below....
Slowly moseying my way to the exit.
A Blogging?




Mine are too embarrassing to talk about, even now. LOL.
Wish I could remember some from my nephew. Church+little kid = always some interesting comments.
But when my sister was nannying, the little girl she was caring for really liked to go to the library and get this book about socks. But she couldn't say socks. It sounded more like fucks, and whenever the subject of the book came up she'd start screaming it.
My sister was afraid she'd say it in front of her parents and make them think that she'd been saying it around the little girl, so to solve the problem when her parents got home she told the little girl "why don't you go get your book?"
"FUCKS! FUCKS" Got the book, showed it to the parents, parents laughed, everybody's happy.




this one is about my little cousin: i guess she has just recently figured out that trucks beep when they back up, so she and my aunt were in a grocery store, and this enormously fat woman backed up so my cousin wondered rather loudly, "mommy, why isn't she beeping?"![]()
These days I like to count my money. I like to wash it delicately and iron it. Sometimes I dry it with some bounty to make it all nice and cuddly. I love my money... did I say that out loud?
I was babysitting a 7 year old girl, and she was sitting in the backseat of my car, Depeche Mode was playing, and she pipes up: "Oh! Is this Elvis?"I don't think I'll ever forget that!!!



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My little niece, the same one who told me that scenery doesn't move, could recognize Dairy Queen signs well before she could read, and would get all excited. Unfortunately, she also recognized Earl Keim Realty signs as Dairy Queen signs, since they were roughly the same color and shape. Explaining to her why we couldn't stop for ice cream at the realtor's office was difficult....
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