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    Last night at work one of the girls fell OFF the stage. not tripped and stumbled, not fell on stage, but literally fell off the stage and landed on her ass on the floor, feet up in the air. Caused a big scene.
    Normally I'd be concerned for the girl, and i was hoping she was ok, because hey, i guess it could happen to any of us in the right conditions.

    however, it really did take all my strength to not bust out laughing. i swear, i'm not mean or cold or dead insdie. really. the reason it was so funny is because this is a girl that is ALWAY fucked up on drugs. i mean like out of her mind, crazy talk clearly on some sort of drug every night. shes a nice girl i guess, but she's kind of known as a fuckup at the club so when this happened last night i think everyone's reaction was "omg, what happened, did someone just fall off the stage?!" ** everybody looks to see who fell** "oh, it's just C----; that explains it" and then literally people went back to what they were doing. even the dj had to try and not laugh when he had to call another girl up on stage.

    in my years stripping i've never seen this happen. seen girls fall, and i've fallen too; just never off the stage. i don't know, i'm sure i'll get flamed for this, but i guess it just bothers me that we hire girls that are on drugs and clearly fucked up on them and still let them work. like it kinda lowers the class level of our club, especially when they're falling off stage.

    ok, thats my story.
    anyone else have any crazy moments like this in their club happen? c'mon, fess up!


    -e.t.a. : i did go up and check on the girl, and besides being embarassed, she was fine, sore ankle, but fine. moral of the story; don't do drugs, drugs are bad.

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    Lol, this happened many times at a little club I used to work at. The stage was like a big rectangle with the pole in one corner. This crazy dancer, Sheila, used to taking a running start towards the pole and would regularly fly right off the stage. But she was usually so drunk that it didn't even phase her. I'll never forget the first time I saw that. It was great.

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    All I can say is I'm pissed I missed it, and I am going to watch the video tape they made of it on Saturday. That girl has had chance after chance, they've fired her before for storing a bottle of vodka in her locker she told me. So I think they just feel bad for her. Sucks that we have to work with charity cases.

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    I wont flame you . I agree. When clubs hire and keep girls who are OBVIOUSLY fucked up addicts it gives us all a bad name.

    I've fallen on stage a milion times...I'm a clutz, what can I say. I've had people think I'm all fucked up because I fell...but when I spoke it was clear that I wasnt. When a "normal" dancer falls...I feel bad(I do usually still laugh....sorry Taylor! But I laugh when I fall too..what else are you going to do? Cry? Please...everyone falls at some point..might as well laugh about it!) But when the screw-ups fall..it almost feels justified!

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    LOL! Girl you rock! I heard about this later on in the night and as soon as I saw this post and that it was from you I knew I had to read it! I wish I'd have seen it. haha

    Natalie...I want to watch the video with you!
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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    But when the screw-ups fall..it almost feels justified!
    I agree!!
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    That is sad! I think every club has at least one dancer who stays so screwed up that it's embarrasing. I worked with a girl who did the running at the pole thing and once she grabbed the pole and slipped and went flying into the crowd. She knocked a couple of guys out of their chairs and stuff. Drinks went flying. She acted like everything was ok even though she had bloodied a guys lip with her shoe. About a week later she came back to work saying she had broken some ribs and hadn't even noticed that night. Really, really sad.

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    It's happened multiple times at the club I work at. On our main stage, we have 3 poles. 1 of them is a U bar, kinda looks like those bars on the play ground that you would hook one knee over and swing around but it's thicker. Anyways, there was this girl who would try to do pole tricks on it....and that's kinda impossible (plus it wobbles). One night, she flew off and started laughing about it.

    We also have one girl that was doing something upside down, and came crashing down on her head. It kinda fucked her up, and she was all disoriented. I felt bad for her, b/c she isn't a druggie nor was she drunk...she just fell.

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    I used to be the embarassing girl and I STILL can't believe I never fell off the stage. We also danced on these tiny tables where I worked in Atlanta, mostly at the Cheetah and the Gold Club, and I would be wasted, drinking AND doing acid, and I'd be up there busting a move (it was the era of Bust a Move), and never fall down.

    I don't know why I felt compelled to share that...I just thought it might cheer up the people who feel sorry for the drunk girls to know that sometimes the drunkie girl gets a life later on.

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    That is sad! I think every club has at least one dancer who stays so screwed up that it's embarrasing. I worked with a girl who did the running at the pole thing and once she grabbed the pole and slipped and went flying into the crowd. She knocked a couple of guys out of their chairs and stuff. Drinks went flying. She acted like everything was ok even though she had bloodied a guys lip with her shoe. About a week later she came back to work saying she had broken some ribs and hadn't even noticed that night. Really, really sad.
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    I've seen a girl fall off the stage while doing that nose dive at the custie's lap, ass shaking thing. It turned into a full somersault, pushing custie and chair (and chick) to the ground. They both looked stunned!

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    I've seen it happen many times, especially in the 'circus' club I worked in up in Daytona. They would hire anyone with breasts, and they didn't care how wasted they were, either. It is embarrassing to the club, yeah--plus the women can get injured. I would try to keep the ones that were way fucked up offstage, but you couldn't always tell, or there wasn't always time to make sure.

    It's actually sad, but what else can you do but laugh, so long as no one gets hurt.
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    The thing is..our stage is huge. LOL this girl doesn't really have an excuse..I've fallen...tripped down the steps but never fell clear off our huge stage.

    Trouble when you get in grab me so we can watch the video. I HAVE to see this!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseLeigh View Post
    I've seen a girl fall off the stage while doing that nose dive at the custie's lap, ass shaking thing. It turned into a full somersault, pushing custie and chair (and chick) to the ground. They both looked stunned!
    Ha. That's what she gets for being a whore. I hate when chicks do that shit for a dollar.

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    That shit always happens on nights I'm not working!

    I'm always afraid i'm gonna fall off of the bar and take out some expensive bottles or something and have hell to pay along with some bloody stitches.

    I only have one firsthand story. We were all lining up on stage for a review and one girl decided to be a big dork and start doing the sprinkler, the cabbage patch, and some other move I don't know the name of.... her ankle went out and she fell taking two other girls down with her. She got up and took a bow and the other girls looked like they were going to throw her off the stage headfirst once they stood back up. Kinda funny. Glad it wasn't me.
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    Haha....there's one (or two, or three..) at every club isn't there? We have one that is so doped out of her mind all the time, usually she just falls asleep sitting up in a chair, but the other night she actually ran into a chair, flipped over it, the chair fell on its side and she fell flat on her face. I was sitting in close enough distance to where her shoe actually hit me and another customer. We held back our laughter! The amazing part is...shestands up, picks up the chair, brushes herself off, and proceeds to still sit in the lap and ask for a dance of the guy (I'm assuming) she was on her way over to when she had the run in with the chair. He actually accepted a dance from her.
    There really are not a whole lot of incidents with falling on/off the stage at my club, it's always CHAIRS!!! I have only seen girls sorta lose their balance and wobble a little on stage (thanks to this stupid waterfall we have that leaks some kind of oil occasionally)
    The poor chairs at my club...they take so much abuse! The stage gets no action

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andygirl View Post
    Ha. That's what she gets for being a whore. I hate when chicks do that shit for a dollar.
    You are awfully judgemental. This is like a common thing with you, always telling girls how they should act all "proper" for a stripper. Putting your face near someone's crotch doesn't make you a whore. One might say that those who put their asses near someone's crotch (which I assume you do during a lap dance) makes you a whore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexxaHex View Post
    You are awfully judgemental. This is like a common thing with you, always telling girls how they should act all "proper" for a stripper. Putting your face near someone's crotch doesn't make you a whore. One might say that those who put their asses near someone's crotch (which I assume you do during a lap dance) makes you a whore.
    So, you think flipping upside down with your pussy in a guy's face is ok behavior? I disagree. There are certain things that are standard in the club (at least in Indy), and doing that is not one of them. The girls who do that are always the little extras girls who end up getting fired for being nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexxaHex View Post
    You are awfully judgemental. This is like a common thing with you, always telling girls how they should act all "proper" for a stripper. Putting your face near someone's crotch doesn't make you a whore. One might say that those who put their asses near someone's crotch (which I assume you do during a lap dance) makes you a whore.
    Thank you! She totally wasn't a whore. It was a fairly low contact club, dancewise, but some sort of 'working for the dollar' on stage was excepted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andygirl View Post
    So, you think flipping upside down with your pussy in a guy's face is ok behavior? I disagree. There are certain things that are standard in the club (at least in Indy), and doing that is not one of them. The girls who do that are always the little extras girls who end up getting fired for being nasty.
    Well it all depends on where you are. I've worked plenty of places where several girls did this move...and they were the LEAST likely to do the nasty shit in the back. And many if the girls did this with panties ON...so pussy wasnt in their face as much as you'd think.

    I've put my head(though not my face) in guys crotches before and my pussy REAL close to their face..and I'm one of the cleanest dancers in almost every club I've ever worked at.

    I'm just saying...dont be so quick to judge what a girl might do in the back based on what she does on stage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andygirl View Post
    So, you think flipping upside down with your pussy in a guy's face is ok behavior? I disagree. There are certain things that are standard in the club (at least in Indy), and doing that is not one of them. The girls who do that are always the little extras girls who end up getting fired for being nasty.
    Not sure if it makes a difference, but her bits were not in the guys face. Her legs were on the stage, but somehow she had too much momentum.

    And our known OTC girl was the sweetest, cutest little thing, who looked totally shy on stage.

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    That's pretty sad when the girl's so fucked up that people just don't even care. I worked with a chick like that once, she would curse at customers from stage and fell on her ass just walking away from the stage one day, I had to LOL.. she was one classy girl.


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    I'm a klutz. This is part of the reason why I DON'T drink at work that much--I'm klutzy enough when I'm sober!

    I've fallen on my ass in the middle of a very LARGE main stage (during a busy Friday night) on more than one occassion. I've fallen down a set of three steps. I've tripped over carpet, knocked over a table full of drinks, etc.

    But by far the worst was when I was dancing on a small satellite stage. I was on my back and doing this move and didn't notice the waitress standing RIGHT next to the stage and RIGHT behind me. So I accidentally kicked her tray and knocked off an entire tray of drinks (and of course the manager then proceeded to yell at me about how I just "wasted $50 worth of drinks!").

    Oh, and then there was the time I was trying this one pole trick... I went to the top of our pole (about 7 feet up, give or take) and flipped upside down, grabbing the pole with the inside of my thighs and posing. But my thighs didn't grip, and I fell straight down on my head. Hurt like hell... But I only had a mild concussion and a few bruises, so nothing really serious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andygirl View Post
    So, you think flipping upside down with your pussy in a guy's face is ok behavior? I disagree. There are certain things that are standard in the club (at least in Indy), and doing that is not one of them. The girls who do that are always the little extras girls who end up getting fired for being nasty.
    Yeah, I do think it's okay AS LONG AS BOTH PARTIES ARE CONSENTING and it's not blatant sex. It depends on the standard of the club too. In LA, that kind of stage show is almost expected. Again, another testament to why I think certain women can't work in certain cities.
    I've done simulated crotch/face moves on stage but I'm not an extras girl. You're generalizing and name calling and it's just ignorant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexxaHex View Post
    Yeah, I do think it's okay AS LONG AS BOTH PARTIES ARE CONSENTING and it's not blatant sex. It depends on the standard of the club too. In LA, that kind of stage show is almost expected. Again, another testament to why I think certain women can't work in certain cities.
    I've done simulated crotch/face moves on stage but I'm not an extras girl. You're generalizing and name calling and it's just ignorant.
    maybe i'm making a comparison that doesnt work here, but girls at my club, when on stage, will give a quickie grind in a guy's lap or hit the guys in the face with their boobs (not just put them there, they touch). that pisses me off, because so what if theyre both consenting? and then during a lap dance he wants to touch the boobies and he's told no. he's being given mixed messages. same for the nude grinding when on stage.. we dont do nude lap dances. one of the girls who sticks her crotch right up in their faces was so horribly offended when a guy touched her pussy.. that doesnt make sense to me. dont give the opportunity and it wont happen.

    but then again.. i do not, and will not, do those things, and 9 times out of 10 i'm bringing home more money than the girls who do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by britt244 View Post
    maybe i'm making a comparison that doesnt work here, but girls at my club, when on stage, will give a quickie grind in a guy's lap or hit the guys in the face with their boobs (not just put them there, they touch). that pisses me off, because so what if theyre both consenting? and then during a lap dance he wants to touch the boobies and he's told no. he's being given mixed messages. same for the nude grinding when on stage.. we dont do nude lap dances. one of the girls who sticks her crotch right up in their faces was so horribly offended when a guy touched her pussy.. that doesnt make sense to me. dont give the opportunity and it wont happen.

    but then again.. i do not, and will not, do those things, and 9 times out of 10 i'm bringing home more money than the girls who do.
    Yeah...its a comparison that doesnt match. I put my boobs n guys faces on stage...hell..I grab their heads and smash them in the face with mine sometimes. But custies are allowed to touch boobs during lap dances. And whenever I do a move that puts my crotch near their face I make a big deal of holding their head back with my hand in a crystal clear "you arent allowed to touch there" manner. The guys who try to touch my crotch and finger me, etc..in dances are NEVER the guys I've done this to on stage because I've already make it clear to them that it isnt allowed.

    If I worked at a no-touching club, I wouldnt do these things on stage. But I dont do anything on stage that isnt allowed in the back...or that other girls dont do.

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