Last night at work one of the girls fell OFF the stage. not tripped and stumbled, not fell on stage, but literally fell off the stage and landed on her ass on the floor, feet up in the air. Caused a big scene.
Normally I'd be concerned for the girl, and i was hoping she was ok, because hey, i guess it could happen to any of us in the right conditions.
however, it really did take all my strength to not bust out laughing. i swear, i'm not mean or cold or dead insdie. really. the reason it was so funny is because this is a girl that is ALWAY fucked up on drugs. i mean like out of her mind, crazy talk clearly on some sort of drug every night. shes a nice girl i guess, but she's kind of known as a fuckup at the club so when this happened last night i think everyone's reaction was "omg, what happened, did someone just fall off the stage?!" ** everybody looks to see who fell** "oh, it's just C----; that explains it" and then literally people went back to what they were doing. even the dj had to try and not laugh when he had to call another girl up on stage.
in my years stripping i've never seen this happen. seen girls fall, and i've fallen too; just never off the stage. i don't know, i'm sure i'll get flamed for this, but i guess it just bothers me that we hire girls that are on drugs and clearly fucked up on them and still let them work. like it kinda lowers the class level of our club, especially when they're falling off stage.
ok, thats my story.
anyone else have any crazy moments like this in their club happen? c'mon, fess up!
-e.t.a. : i did go up and check on the girl, and besides being embarassed, she was fine, sore ankle, but fine. moral of the story; don't do drugs, drugs are bad.



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Putting your face near someone's crotch doesn't make you a whore. One might say that those who put their asses near someone's crotch (which I assume you do during a lap dance) makes you a whore.

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