A Russian website has recently posted an instruction manual for your baby. Here are Do's and Dont's to raising a baby. I don't want see anyone doing the "Don'ts!"
http://www.dezinfo.net/?post=693



A Russian website has recently posted an instruction manual for your baby. Here are Do's and Dont's to raising a baby. I don't want see anyone doing the "Don'ts!"
http://www.dezinfo.net/?post=693





That's pretty funny! LOL! I hope it was meant to be a joke. Otherwise people really lack common sense!
Oh, my gods, I so need that printed out. Ell oh ell! I especially love the "Bonding with Baby" Don't - the tiny head peering over the table with a cup of coffee.
"Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins
"I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott





LOL
I was going to print the page out... then I noticed the adds on the left, food...ok then sex, more sex, rough role play sex... and heavy petting... um I'll have to do something about that... lol
One more cup of coffee for the road,
One more cup of coffee 'fore I go
To the valley below....
Slowly moseying my way to the exit.
A Blogging?





lmao I hope that is a joke though...I cant read russian so Im not sure
"You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories -Stainslaw J. Lec
Confuscius say: "Man who pull bra stap get bust in face"
LOL Hilarious
That made me laugh!
Its definately a joke. If it was for real, the instructions would have been written in Russian. Most russians do not understand english. They are almost as bad as Americans, in not wanting to learn other languages.
This one is funny too. The title is "this is how my Friday goes":
http://www.dezinfo.net/?post=765
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M





^^A Russian Blog site?
I'm still laughing at some....
google translate...
One more cup of coffee for the road,
One more cup of coffee 'fore I go
To the valley below....
Slowly moseying my way to the exit.
A Blogging?
My childhood in Ukraine:
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"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M



those are all actually from a book!
http://www.amazon.com/Safe-Baby-Hand.../dp/0762424915
i bought it for my husband when before our son was born.
If God would have meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.
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They were priceless!
Oh, these silly baby manuals. Always SOOO overly cautious! Kembra loves to go in the dryer, especially before naptime. Puts her RIGHT out. Besides, she LOVES chess and weight lifting.
And from the same people who brought you the baby manual: Safe Pregnancy Tips! I especially like the "Fun Shower Games" one. I've always wanted to try a mechanical bull . . .
I have to buy both of these.
"Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins
"I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott



If God would have meant for us to be naked, we would have been born that way.
[SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
http://www.myspace.com/natalielyanh
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