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Last edited by rooster470; 10-18-2008 at 10:53 PM.
I used to have a reg. champagne custie that would order a glass of ice along with the bottle because he wanted to rub ice on me...then he'd tell me how "wet" I was.
He was obviously never taught what it actually means for a woman to be "wet"!!
And he was far from the wierdest..I'm sure I'll think of more...





There are a few! I've gone up with an older man, like 65-70 yrs old, and he was the dirtiest old man ever! He didn't neccessarily touch me but he had one helluva dirty mouth. He was telling me to talk dirty to him. "Tell me how bad you want to ride my cock," etc... I couldn't even keep a straight face. It was like my grandpa or something.
Then I had this somewhat younger guy that had an armpit fetish. He wanted me to dance like 5 or 6 songs in a row so that I'd get nice and sweaty. Then he wanted to lick my armpit. Yes, I let himbut it was like $500!!!!




there's a guy who comes in semi regularly who just wants me to scratch the hell out of his head, like shred it with my nails, yuk....oh well :
your buck-your fantasy
These days I like to count my money. I like to wash it delicately and iron it. Sometimes I dry it with some bounty to make it all nice and cuddly. I love my money... did I say that out loud?
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Originally Posted by Mia M










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This guy with a FAKE LEG wanted me to suck on his toes. I don't even know if fake legs have toes, but he freaked me out. I later found out this guy has been kicked out of every club in town, and they call him "Mr. Whacky" because he pulls his dick out at stage and jacks off. And he does it at his table, too. I get shivers thinking about him because he is so freaking nasty looking and he's always trying to shake hands, my old manager says it's because he plays with himself and he thinks it's funny. Ick!
He was wearing them. He wanted me to wear one, and we could both simultanously piss ourselves. Whatever, his buddies were paying good money for me to dance for him in VIP. When we got out, the buddies were upset that nothing happened back there. Little did they know what he really wanted had little to do with traditional sex acts!
"Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
"And do the cats give a shit? No, they do not. Why? Because they're cats."-from The Onion
Originally Posted by Mia M
75 year old country type man who was loaded. Asked if he could dance for me.
I said sure, why not? I get paid to sit here and watch you make an ass out of yoruself.
So he danced. Stripped down out of his jeans and had on tighty whities. Shook his hips. Bent over for the hairy ass shot. I sta there and laughed harder than I ever have in my life. Bouncer came back to see what the nopise was about, saw this man shaking his booty in front of me in those tighty wehities and coyboy hat...and bouncer just laughed and walked back out.
Easiest money I ever made. Funniest too.





I was not the one to make these requests but....
At least three favs have told me that guys wanted to pay them to pee into a glass so they could drink it. None complied but they all told me that they know others who have.
A fav of mine and her dancer friend get huge money in VIP from this guy who pays the both of them to walk on his back and stomach in their stripper heels.
Don't even get me started on the stories I here from one of my escort ladies who also does Dom and fetish appointments....
It occurs to me when I hear these stories that I am a pretty boring customer....and I'm FINE with that....




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In the Midwest I had a guy that paid to drink my pee too, sure I did it (it wasn't a VIP tho)
Also, Midwest club, different guy paid me to kick him in the balls with my stripper shoes for 50 songs $20 each. After a while I got lazy, sat on the floor in front of him and continued.
My personal fave, considering where I work now. Guy gets a half hour VIP with me, proceeds to romantically slow dance with me (we never even sat on the couch!!) while he preaches to me about Jesus Christ and how he can change my life. All the while every booth near us is shaking due to the friction.
He tipped me too!
I've had a cpl guys request this...not in awhile though. I used to take the glass "into the bathroom" and have the bouncer pee in it! I'd tip him and we'd both secretly laugh while watching the guy drink it!!
Oh..there was the guy one time who voluntarily catheterized himself with a drinking straw. Though that was AT THE BAR...not even in a private room, so I"m not sure that counts.





A guy wanted me to sit on his knee while he played "giddy-up horsey" with me.
i wish i got payed to pee
One guy paid for VIP but then wanted to walk around the club holding hands with me for the entire 30 minutes. He was very drunk, and it was not a big club, so it was quite boring for me to just pace around the room for half an hour. He walked into chairs a lot and started inane conversations with other customers about "this hot chick that he was walking around with." I didn't understand, but then, I don't ask a lot of questions.
A really old dude asked me to shove my pinkie finger up his dick. Yes, his dick. I declined.
Drought was over. Where was I? Drinks were on the house.
For mixers, my love, you'd poured--what?--even the rain.




My fave dancer at the Acropolis told me once that she got paid to grind her stiletto into a guy's chest for several songs. And then later, on another visit, same guy wanted her to grind her shoe into his crotch.
Not kick. Grind.
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I had a guy pay me double to put my clothes back on slowly. He was so embarrassed about his 'fetish'. Poor guy, he was sweet. I felt the need to point out some fetishes he could be alot more worried about, he was shocked.
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I had a guy pay me to punch him in the face. HARD. Not on the nose or eyes, just on the chin so it wouldn't leave marks. It was fun.
Another guy wanted to wear my clothes. The best one was a guy that bought VIPs to sit and hold me. He was hot too. I loved it.
i've- pee'd in a glass
slow-danced
wiped his shirt on my coochie
spat in a man's face, repetedly
poured 2 entire bottles of crystal down my body
pulled out a guys hair
kicked a guys penis, repetedly, with shoes on, as hard as i could
got my toes sucked on.
had a guy eat my stockings. eat!!!! like chew, and swallow!!!!
a blew a packs worth of ciggys in a mans face (and threwup later, too!)
had a bunch of people do lines off my body.









almost 2 years ago i had a customer take me to VIP and ask if i could just stand and hug him the entire time. so, we did. he didn't try to touch me inappropriately or anything. we just swayed a little bit (he initiated that) sort of like very very slow dancing. we did that for about 30 minutes. total silence.
he was older and kind of looked like steve martin. really nice guy, but seemed sort of sad.
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