^^ I sing that little song of hers "Baby don't you cry, gonna bake a pie, gonna bake a pie with a heart in the middle," ditty to my wee bairn-to-be all the time now. *blush*
"Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins
"I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott



Dear Lord, save us from those thy children who speak without thought, and protect them also from the rotten tomatoes they shall thereafter receive in the kisser.





Oh my god, I was couch-sexing last night and Serenity came on the tv. I was so distracted. I'd never seen him as that sexy Captain guy before! Damn! The guy was like "oh yeah, that's that sci-fi movie based on that show...". I was just "Nathan Fillion...!..."





He looks best in one of the Firefly episodes when he is Captain No Pants.... mmmm nekkid.
Number of times Rickrolled on stage: 6
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Marasmus ... "Ladies don't fart. They butt-laugh."
Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."
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