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    Default They don't know I'm a stripper...Hahaha...

    At my new job, it's so halarious listening to my co-workers talk about strippers right in front of me. Some of the things I've heard...

    One of my co workers was talking about an experience at a strip club. He's like "When you sit down and talk to the strippers, they all seem like nice, intelligent women...they have goals and everything. But HELL NAW, strippers are professional actresses! Don't let them fool you!"! Lol...

    Then there was this girl who came in to fill out an application. A female co worker of mine was like "I hope they don't hire that girl. She just seems so catty to me...I think she's a stripper. I know a stripper when I see one!". Haha.

    One of the funniest things was when a male co worker of mine was explaining the definition of "making it rain" to another co worker...lmao...he's like "It's when the balla's go in strip clubs and just throw money around!" and the other co workers are like "whoa, really?". Lol.

    Then another guy I work with was just joking around, he had some dollar bills in his hands and he's like "You know what girls have to do for dollar bills!" then he starts jokingly waving one around and I'm thinking in my head...."You dumb ass...I shake my ass for twenties, not ones...and I do it naked..." lmao!


    EDIT: I just realized this might belong in Stripping section...But I was thinking it was more of a Lounge topic. I dunno. You can move it if needed.

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    Default Re: They don't know I'm a stripper...Hahaha...

    Lol, it must be pretty fun being undercover!

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    Oh, I hate that. I hate being undercover. Whenever someone talks to me like that, I out myself and GREATLY enjoy watching them backpedal at 150 miles an hour, go beet red, look for an exit route, or just apologize a million times. WHEN and if those things happen. Unfortunately, it usually goes like this:

    Me: Well, that's interesting because I AM a stripper and it's actually nothing like that.
    Them: Hahahah!!! That's funny!! *cracks up* (As in, they don't believe me.)
    Me: No, I'm really a stripper.
    Them: Oooh...ok! Well, I'm a...uh, dogcatcher. Yeah, that's the ticket! Hahahaha.

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    When I was a cocktail waiterss, another waitress and I were cashing up out tips for bigger bills, but she kept all her ones. I said Aren't you going to change up all those ones?

    She said " No. I like to take those to the bank to cah in, cause they all think I'm a stripper whore and I like to watch them squirm"

    I thought....This is Vegas. The bank teller don't bat a fucking eye when a girl comes in to cash up ones.

    So I looked her in the eye and said " huh. Before i was hired here I was a stripper."
    I loved the way she started t squirm and stutter and backpeddle.

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    Default Re: They don't know I'm a stripper...Hahaha...

    Yeah, yeah.. everybody's a know-it-all when it comes to strippers, of course.

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    I went to an all woman's college and this would happen all the time.. How strippers are this and that.
    Shit, they would travel two hours to the all guy's college without knowing where they were going to sleep that night.. hmm, I wonder what they did for a bed? Hell, I would work a few hours, make money for the "free" lap dances they gave and come home to my OWN bed safe and sound.
    What people don't know about stripper world. I am loving the fact that women hate me as a stripper until the find out I have been with the same guy for nearly 8 years, then I am some "amazing" stripper. Heh, we sell sex, we don't actually sleep with the custies!
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    ^^^Yeah. Whenever someone does finally believe me that I'm a stripper, they act like I'm some sort of crazy anomoly and tell me things like, "Good for you for not getting caught up in the lifestyle!"

    And yes, I LOVE how everyone is an expert on strippers!

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    Fortunately for me, my coworkers love strippers. We go to the SC together periodically. Even my female colleauges get dances and have fun.

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    My mom is always saying silly things about strippers. Not offensive things, just silly things. It cracks me up.

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    I don't know who is a stripper at all. Nope can't tell unless I am at a club and I see the girls on stage, then I say "Ah yes that is a stripper" people are so stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LuckiCharm View Post

    Then there was this girl who came in to fill out an application. A female co worker of mine was like "I hope they don't hire that girl. She just seems so catty to me...I think she's a stripper. I know a stripper when I see one!". Haha.
    I love the hypocrisy. SO typical.

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    You have a really good sense of humor about this! I'm so sensitive. I'd be pissed if people were talking about dancers like that. I just take great offense when people down us, ya know! I know the stereotypes will never stop, but I still hate hearing that crap.

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    I work "undercover" at a medspa with all women. One day bachelor parties came up, so of course they all start talking about strippers and how they are all whores, blah blah blah...

    But my favorite opinion that they all shared was, "My husband/boyfriend hates strippers and strip clubs. He thinks they are gross..."

    Uh-huh, yeah sure. Your man doesn't like it when beautiful, naked women pay attention to him!

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    Apparently there's some something on Facebook about finding out your stripper name. I logged on today, and my friend from highschool has sent me an invitation to discover my secret stripper name. I really just wanted to send her a message telling her I already know my name but I didnt. (She doesn't know I dance)

    It's funny, people outside the industry. When they don't realize we blend in so well. Sometimes.

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    We're so popular, people can't stop talking about us.
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    Default Re: They don't know I'm a stripper...Hahaha...

    It's extra funny if you're out of the club and wearing boy jeans and combat boots (my standard non-work outfit). They're just like "No way..... *jaw drops*"
    I also love it when they're all like "Oh, I don't go to places like that, I'm not into that, but that's cool, it's not my thing..." like you're gonna drop trou right there and assault them with an impromptu lap dance. I got that reaction a lot as a domme, too. That would be like me, upon hearing that someone is in IT, hurriedly explaining that my computer doesn't need fixing or anything, but that's okay that they do that. People are so funny...
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    Actually, I AM in IT, and when I mention it, people jump all over me saying their computer needs fixing or they want a website. Usually for free, because then they'd get a site and I would benefit from "the experience" (apparently the experience of working for free). Yeah, no thanks. I usually tell them I already have a job and don't need another.

    If I were a stripper, it'd be like the customer going, "Oh, you should give me a free lapdance, because you would benefit from 'the experience'. Why do you charge so much! $20?! My niece could give me a lapdance for $5! I could do this myself for free! And I want my lapdance to be just like [fill in stripper equivalent of Microsoft or Amazon] but I don't want to pay more than [fill in insultingly low amount of money]. And I'm not exactly sure what I want, so why don't you do a bunch of dances and I'll tell you if I like them?"

    Then stripping would be like IT.

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    The best is when people who KNOW you're a stripper disregard this information and keep talking about strippers in front of you anyway. Then when you pipe up to refute something, they roll their eyes and say, "No, like REAL strippers with nine kids who live in a trailer park."

    I don't know what hurts my feelings/makes me laugh more, the stereotype itself or the fact that I have somehow failed to validate myself as a "real stripper" after years of dancing.
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    Sort of a slight tangent, but applicable.

    I take dancers along to private parties, but generally try and keep in the background as much as possible. During the evening it's not unusual for guys to come up and attempt to start a conversation about strippers.

    Usual opening gambit is: "You must have the best job in the world!"

    Yep, all guys at parties know that dancers behave exactly the same outside of work as when they're stripping, so I've got to be getting lots of free lap dances everytime I drop a girl off home afterwards.

    Duh.......

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    I just smirk. "ORLY?"

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    I was at my husband's 10 year high school reunion and sitting at a table of women just chatting about nothing, really. Then one woman brings up a girl they went to school with and last anyone had heard, she was stripping at Fred's.

    Then the hen convention started going off about nasty stripping whores that "drop off the face of the earth" never to be seen again. As if this was script written for me to follow, one of the women turns to me and says,

    "Sorry about gossiping about people you don't know. I didn't mean to leave you out of the conversation. We'll change the subject." She paused and looked at me and asked, "So where do you work?"

    I answered in total seriousness, "I work at Fred's."

    I always laugh until I cry when I think about the expressions on those women's faces!

    Oh, if I just had my camera handy...


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    ^^^That's just beautiful.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris View Post
    I answered in total seriousness, "I work at Fred's."
    Is that Fred's Lounge in Missoula?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paris View Post
    I was at my husband's 10 year high school reunion and sitting at a table of women just chatting about nothing, really. Then one woman brings up a girl they went to school with and last anyone had heard, she was stripping at Fred's.

    Then the hen convention started going off about nasty stripping whores that "drop off the face of the earth" never to be seen again. As if this was script written for me to follow, one of the women turns to me and says,

    "Sorry about gossiping about people you don't know. I didn't mean to leave you out of the conversation. We'll change the subject." She paused and looked at me and asked, "So where do you work?"

    I answered in total seriousness, "I work at Fred's."

    I always laugh until I cry when I think about the expressions on those women's faces!

    Oh, if I just had my camera handy...
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    We're so popular, people can't stop talking about us.


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