I was at my husband's 10 year high school reunion and sitting at a table of women just chatting about nothing, really. Then one woman brings up a girl they went to school with and last anyone had heard, she was stripping at Fred's.
Then the hen convention started going off about nasty stripping whores that "drop off the face of the earth" never to be seen again. As if this was script written for me to follow, one of the women turns to me and says,
"Sorry about gossiping about people you don't know. I didn't mean to leave you out of the conversation. We'll change the subject." She paused and looked at me and asked, "So where do you work?"
I answered in total seriousness, "I work at Fred's."
I always laugh until I cry when I think about the expressions on those women's faces!
Oh, if I just had my camera handy...
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