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    PhillyDancer1982
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    Exclamation Hey Kyle1111!

    You know that thread you wrote about your spineless doormat dancer friend Michelle, who was arrested and detained in jail for two weeks? The one that got closed? Well, here is the perfect theme song that Michelle probably has concerning you right now: Social Distortion - "Far Behind"

    Here are the lyrics:

    With friends like you, who needs enemies?
    You ain't right, you ain't never gonna be
    You're out of the car, I'm afraid you've been declined.
    You shake my hand, while you're pissing on my leg
    I'm cutting you loose, I don't need this misery
    Your soul is toxic, you ain't no friend of mine. NO!!!

    You talk real trash, when I'm not around
    To build yourself up, you gotta tear me down.
    You'll have to excuse me, I got better things to do
    You smile through your teeth, you talk out you're neck
    Every chance you get, you're going to stab my back
    Your time's run out, I've got nothing left for you.

    I'm leaving you far behind
    I'm leaving you far behind
    Stop wasting all, all my time
    I'm leaving you far behind, Yeah!!!

    So I'm pulling out the weeds, I'm taking stock
    You can talk the talk, but can't walk the walk
    Your narcissistic ways have gotten the best of you
    So I'm leaving you to sink in all your glory
    For you and me it's the end of the story
    Get out of my way, I've got better things to do.

    With friends like you, who needs enemies?
    You ain't right, you ain't never going to be
    Your soul is toxic, you ain't no friend of mine.


    Since after all, you're NOT a friend of hers...who needs enemies with "friends" like you?

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    Are you aware of the private message feature?
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    PhillyDancer1982
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    Default Re: Hey Kyle1111!

    LOL yeah, but I thought it'd be funny for more than just Kyle to see this, since everyone partook in the "stripper in jail" thread he'd started.

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    TheSexKitten
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    Default Re: Hey Kyle1111!

    Llamacious

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    PhillyDancer1982
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    Default Re: Hey Kyle1111!

    Hahahahahaha yeah what happened to the llamas?

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    Default Re: Hey Kyle1111!

    ^5 Phillydancer

    "Have you ever been to American wedding? Where is the vodka, where's marinated herring?" - GB
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    beauty21queen
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    Default Re: Hey Kyle1111!

    Hahahhaha .................nice.

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    BrunetteGoddess
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    Default Re: Hey Kyle1111!

    Um, ok....

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