Yikes!!! "oversized male clitoris"??? WTF?
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Yikes!!! "oversized male clitoris"??? WTF?
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Where the fuck did you find that?!
STIGMATA OPENINGS?! OMFG!!





THAT'S the thing to find in a priest's closet. Not a little boy, but an inflatable Jesus.




if that's not a ticket to hell, i don't what is.![]()
Is this real? I almost want to order one just to see it in real life but what would I do with it? Not exactly something you can put in a yard sale or give to charity...





omfg lmfao hilariously wrong.
"Extra Tight Vibrating Sphincter to milk out buckets of fuck butter"
lolllll!!!
Love it!
That is...amazing.
$9.95, add $2.00 for 'natural hair'
There is no way that actually exists!
Feature costumes for sale!
omg thats so wrong and fucked up
Wow, um.. somebody's going to hell.





^^in a flaming hand basket too.
OMG LOL![]()
I would like some "fuck butter"
you live like an ivy vine
you can only survive by clinging onto trees
that's your flaw
put down some roots so you can stand on your own
-Kenpachi
Your own....personal....Jesus....
I do too, lestat! You're crazy, but crazy like a fox!





I should've have gone to the site listed in the ad...
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success





On another note... there's a flower porn video on that site.... wtf... flowercum!
Oh and I meant to say 'shouldn't have'.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
I want one!!! One in every skin color! One for every room!
Once my kid leaves for college.
Disgusting.
double yew tea eff ?!?
A great one to bring to a stadium and toss around (well, perhaps if I liked sports).
I want one along with the Baby Jesus buttplug http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php
Its one of the few perverted phrases I've googled for kicks that have actually had a real link come up.
There actually used to be an old country song, or maybe it was a folk song, about that, it went something like,
"I don't care if it rains or freezes,
long as I have my inflatable rubber Jesus..."
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