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    Default So, there's already a what are you doing v-day thread, but what are you buying the SO

    I need gift ideas. prefferable cheap ones. I'm not inlove with the guy, but he treats me well and has been around for a couple of months now. Really, he's sort of boring and dumb. Sex is good though, and he's hung, so that deserves a decent gift. Ideas?
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    A nice steak dinner.

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    Dude Lush.

    Emperor of Ice Cream, massage bars, Avobath

    Perhaps a new set of glasses for his recently acquired taste for cognac

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    what?! there is a lush product called "the emperor of ice cream"?!?!?!? don't they know that is a poem about a dead woman?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fawn View Post
    Sex is good though, and he's hung, so that deserves a decent gift. Ideas?
    Fawn, you are so fucking cool.

    haha!

    Get him the teenage mutant kung fu turtles flick. (Like 10$)

    If that fails you, try some video game or other. (like 10-70$)

    If that's no good, try some super duper sound thingy for his car. (Lordy, lordy...)

    If all else fails a blowjob works wonders (and it's FREE!)

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    Default Re: So, there's already a what are you doing v-day thread, but what are you buying th

    I remember your posts about this guy. Frat boy or something? Majorly hung but not the sharpest knife in the drawer? Right guy?

    Honestly, my first thought was a cock ring, but I'm twisted that way.

    Since you're not really involved with him, a gift certificate to Best Buy or Target where he could pick up whatever DVD/game/software he wants might be a good idea. I refuse to get gift certificates for anybody I'm close to because it usually betrays a lack of knowledge about that persons's likes and dislikes -- not a good thing on Valentine's Day -- but you are in the clear if he's just some occasional fun.

    Also, since he doesn't strike me as the romantic type, another possibility is that you give him a card that promises him a surprise on March 14, "Steak & Blowjob Day." It's not much of a surprise if you give him a card like that, but then you did say he was "sort of boring and dumb."

    You can find downloadable cards, gifts and other interesting things here:

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    I remember your posts about this guy. Frat boy or something? Majorly hung but not the sharpest knife in the drawer? Right guy?

    Honestly, my first thought was a cock ring, but I'm twisted that way.

    Since you're not really involved with him, a gift certificate to Best Buy or Target where he could pick up whatever DVD/game/software he wants might be a good idea. I refuse to get gift certificates for anybody I'm close to because it usually betrays a lack of knowledge about that persons's likes and dislikes -- not a good thing on Valentine's Day -- but you are in the clear if he's just some occasional fun.

    Also, since he doesn't strike me as the romantic type, another possibility is that you give him a card that promises him a surprise on March 14, "Steak & Blowjob Day." It's not much of a surprise if you give him a card like that, but then you did say he was "sort of boring and dumb."

    You can find downloadable cards, gifts and other interesting things here:

    http://www.steakandbjday.com/cards/
    MINE TOO! Hilarious!

    Fawn, you could always do the "take sexy pictures for him" thingy. Then you have sexy pictures and so does he. Or tickets to some sort of manly event, sports or trucks or rodeo or something.


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    I'm hoping I can work up some cash to cook him a nice dinner and buy him some nice cologne. *crosses fingers*

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    I second the gift certificate idea. But frankly, if you're boning the guy with no further expectations of him, that's Gift enough.

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    Oh no, I ment I'm not in LOVE with him. I got conned into being his girlfriend. He asked me right after sex in a cute little puppy dog way, what was I supposed to say? I wish I could do a gift certificate, but I think that'd be a copout for a boyfriend.

    He treats me really really well, and he's very sweet, and actually sort of romantic, he's just boring and dumb, and I really can't get attached to that. He's sooooo pretty and sweet, I just feel like he's my toy (but I agreed to be his gf), but he's all in love with me. Poor guy.
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    I might just get him a tie. Haven't seen anything I'd want to get him at swarovski.

    eta: although these are really cute (and he does like penguins)
    http://www.swarovski.com/is-bin/INTE...&ProductPage=0

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    Hi.
    Give him flowers and chokolate.

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    Blowjob. Swallow. Then get him a beer and his favorite snack food. Watch movies, naked in bed. Cuddle. Make sex.


    I have going out and doing stuff on Vday. All the restaurants are full of rookies. I'd rather stay home, cook, get some great 70's blacksploitation or women in prison flicks, and have lots of sex...

    ...or whatever you both likes. You can do an S/M theme night and make him your love slave?...but in a good way, not using sadism or humiliation technique (mmmmmm)
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    Default Re: So, there's already a what are you doing v-day thread, but what are you buying th

    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    Blowjob. Swallow. Then get him a beer and his favorite snack food. Watch movies, naked in bed. Cuddle. Make sex.
    Absolutely perfect. I have nothing more to add; that simply cannot be improved upon.


    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    ...or whatever you both likes. You can do an S/M theme night and make him your love slave?...but in a good way, using sadism or humiliation technique (mmmmmm)
    EDIT: I missed this part and stand corrected; it has been improved upon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lestat1 View Post
    EDIT: I missed this part and stand corrected; it has been improved upon.
    Oops I messed up and had to edit. I wouldn't recommend sadism/humiliation. Those things are mean. More like a cute, romantic loveslave thing.

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    ^^^ Well it's not mean when it's both consenual and merely "play," then it's just fun!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Other Owner View Post
    Honestly, my first thought was a cock ring, but I'm twisted that way.
    Sounds to me like the perfect way to give that special someone something *you* secretly desire! Perfect! (Er...not you TOO)

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