I remember your posts about this guy. Frat boy or something? Majorly hung but not the sharpest knife in the drawer? Right guy?
Honestly, my first thought was a cock ring, but I'm twisted that way.
Since you're not really involved with him, a gift certificate to Best Buy or Target where he could pick up whatever DVD/game/software he wants might be a good idea. I refuse to get gift certificates for anybody I'm close to because it usually betrays a lack of knowledge about that persons's likes and dislikes -- not a good thing on Valentine's Day -- but you are in the clear if he's just some occasional fun.
Also, since he doesn't strike me as the romantic type, another possibility is that you give him a card that promises him a surprise on March 14, "Steak & Blowjob Day." It's not much of a surprise if you give him a card like that, but then you did say he was "sort of boring and dumb."
You can find downloadable cards, gifts and other interesting things here:
http://www.steakandbjday.com/cards/
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