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    Hahaha, that is hilarious.
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    Heh, blue balls.
    After I saw that, that was enough for me. *shakes head*
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    I wonder did they use the latex paint.
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    AAAAAHHHHHHHH! My eyes! That blue dick was so disturbing, I was grateful when she finally sucked all the blue off! AH! They even had Papa Smurf! AH! (and since when do smurfs use that sort of language? *shakes head*) Notice how their dicks went limp when they starting singing the smurf song. Heh, and Gargamel used a condom... you gotta keep it in the family, you know! ... I feel like a bad person now...
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    That was smurftastic.


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