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    I want this

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    I told my asshole cheating ex that wearing one of those was the only way to get back with me. Needless to say it didn't happen but it was fun to fantasize about all the awkward situations.

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    I had giggle so hard, when I seen this product.
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    I love seeing this stuff on Mistress Matisse's blog. I would not want to clean one, though.

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    Im confused. Are those reviews "real"?

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    Yep they are real.

    I would love to put one of these on my FB lol.

    OMG those would also kick ass for long distance relationships ahaha...

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    I am making my bf get one now. HAHAHAHAHA

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    Well this does seem to be a very real thing. Apparently the most secure devices have a piercing down there.

    http://www.chastitytube.com/device.html
    http://www.chastitytube.com/control.html
    http://elisesutton.homestead.com/realstories.html

    Not that many female devices.

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    ^You just aren't looking in the right places.



    They're much comfier than they look.

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    Heh, I saw a guy with one of those on once. It was at a peepshow I work at and it looked just like that! He said he likes to have his gf make him wear it when he's out of town so that he can't jack off or anything until they could have sex. I think he just got off on wearing it and wanted to show it to someone.
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    Ahhh, chastity. Mqale chastity isn't quite my thing, but female chastity is sexy. Now if only the devices were not so expensive.

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    It does look funny. What about when he's gotta pee?

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    Thats what im wondering ^^^

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    There is a hole in the end of it.

    The only thing im wondering is what if a guy isn't circumcised? How does he clean himself properly?

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    At the risk of offending the ladies,
    proving women are more practical than perverted saw one review that stated that this is commonly portrayed as an easy way to get men to do the household chores. And some guys are released once a year or less. Wow.
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    Wouldn't it hurt to get a boner?

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    ^^ Mmmyep. That's the point.

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    Because there ain't no tits on the radio

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    ^That looks PAINFUL!

    This cracked me up: http://www.extremerestraints.com/penis-crown_794.html Read the reviews for it!!
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    ^Lol, I was looking at that one too. It's cute they call it a crown. Did you see the snake?!



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    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    ^^ Lots of guys really like their urethra stimulated - and trust me, if you've ever tried a ribbed toy and liked it, you'll love it too. Specially if you get one that vibrates - they make em with watch batteries and they wrap all the way around, all the way down. You gotta custom order those, though.

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    Sounding is fairly popular but it seems to me that either they like it or they loathe it.

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    Oooooh...... thanks. *shops*


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    As I look at these, my husband from across the room says "WTH is that?!" lol so I guess we aren't getting any lol

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