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    So what's the average size? What is considered large?

    How do you measure a penis? From underneath, the side or the top. There is a diff if you measure it from the underneath or the top I have worked out.
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    I love this thread

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    I love it when women ask playful questions like this.

    But I feel it would be more interesting to acquirie one to play with, rather than to worry about the last quarter inch in measuring one. And anyway it's more fun to be measured than to do the measuring. Just like it's less fun to measure breast size and more fun to play with what you have in hand.

    I've read someplace that average size is between 5.0 and 5.5 inches and in another place between 5.0 and 6.0 inches. But those measurements are superficial, you know, and there are more important usage measurements.
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    ^ That's small. I read that the average size was 5.5 - 6.5 inches long..but that sounds small to....what is the going size of penis these days?

    found this:

    So the average penis length is 6.16 inches.
    The average girth is 4.84 inches.

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    I was measuring my boyfriend's penis and I consider his a fair size and from the top it was about 6.5 and from the underneath 7.

    I seriously cant imagine these 9 inch penises that people talk about. I think one that size would do serious damage to me
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    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    haha i just googled it and got this:

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    apparently from a survey of 600 19-30 year olds in the U.S. (Measured from the head of the penis from tip to the abdomen)

    wow. i am WAY too bored right now.
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    ^^
    oh cool thanks. That also answers my question on which part to measure.
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    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    I was measuring my boyfriend's penis and I consider his a fair size and from the top it was about 6.5 and from the underneath 7.

    I seriously cant imagine these 9 inch penises that people talk about. I think one that size would do serious damage to me

    My boyfriends penis is 9.5 inches. Honestly, it doesn't seem all that big to me. I mean, it fits me perfectly and feels great, and there's never any discomfort, but occasionally in some positions I find it goes to deep, but not usually. But it doesn't seem overly large to me, I dunno..it's the only penis I've seen in 6 years, so maybe I'm out of the penis loop.

    Gosh, now Im worried. I hope Im not like, penis spoiled. What if they all are to small for me after we break up? hmm....scary. what if I never find good penis again?

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    ^^
    do u remember if it hurt in the beginning? maybe you are used to the size now coz that is really big.
    is it also thick?

    my bf's penis is also quite thick and every time we have sex it hurts when it goes in and then its ok after that.
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    You're still a vagina.
    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    ^^^ That happened to a friend of my ex-husband's. She spent two years with a guy who had a 10" dick and then they broke up, and she could never have satisfactory sex with anyone else after that. Bummer.

    I've always heard that the average penis is about 5" long, but the average man THINKS an average penis is 8" long. That's what they get for watching too much porn!

    I'd rather have girth than length, anyway. I hate those long skinny noodle dicks. K's almost as thick as my fist and that's perfect!

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    ^ Skinny noodle dicks HURT! I hate those. and they are ugly as hell. Girth is way better than length. Oh..and curved peni rock!
    M's penis has nice girth, I wouldnt call it super thick, but average thickness...although now I'm starting to wonder what I call average is actually bigger to most people. hmm....

    His girth is...what to compare it to...a big banana? that sounds right. Maybe slightly thicker. Not a cucumber, smaller than that. Maybe between a banana and a cucumer. somewhere in between Much bigger than a carrot.. LOL.

    Hmm..Im gonna have to go give him a blow job and a tape measure. oh, and the camera. I'd like input on this subject. Im curious now....

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    ^^
    cool my thread is inspiring blow jobs haha. I wonder how many people will get measured now

    I wanna see dick pics too!!

    I agree with you girls skinny dicks are disgusting and very ugly too.

    We should add to the mix whats the smallest cock you have ever had. Mine is from an ex boyfriend and I swear he had a dick the size you would expect of a little boy. I think it would have measured about 2 inches and it was skinny too. I could barely feel it.
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    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    You're still a vagina.
    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    I read a while back that the average is anywhere between 5.5" to 6.0" hard, with the average specifically being about 5.7".

    Most of my guys are quite a bit bigger than that...especially the ones from Ireland! Haha. This one Irish guy that I know is 9" and very thick. The other one is about 10" and also very thick!(he gets me sore for like 2-3 days HAHA)

    I found that Spanish guys are very big too, esp Puerto Ricans or Cubans.

    I haven't found black guys to be anything superior in size to whites to Spanish guys...but they tend to be on the bigger side though. For example, this one black guy was fairly big(about 8"), which was the exact same size as my predominantly Irish/German friend...so he was fairly big but no extra advantage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post

    I wanna see dick pics too!!
    I agree, I agree!!! I want to see pictures! Where's that Irish guy from Limerick, Ireland who was freely posting penis pictures as his 1st time post on SW? LOL we need his photography right now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    the average man THINKS an average penis is 8" long. That's what they get for watching too much porn!
    Seems like SW ladies seem to think 8" is average!!... I can't comprehend how so many girls on here think 6 inches is small. Strippers must have a big dick radar or something

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    I remember hearing you were supposed to measure it from under the balls to the tip. Ummm....the balls don't go in so I don't think that's right! I wonder what it would feel like if the balls did go in...

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    My bf said his is like 7.5 and honestly I would NEVER have sex with him (or anyone else) if they were any bigger than that. Half the time it hurts like a mo, which I can easily fix by getting drunk but still...What funny is he thinks I think his dick is small, thats precisely why I have to push on his stomach to keep him from going in too deep right...

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    ^^
    cool my thread is inspiring blow jobs haha. I wonder how many people will get measured now

    I wanna see dick pics too!!

    I agree with you girls skinny dicks are disgusting and very ugly too.

    We should add to the mix whats the smallest cock you have ever had. Mine is from an ex boyfriend and I swear he had a dick the size you would expect of a little boy. I think it would have measured about 2 inches and it was skinny too. I could barely feel it.

    Oh little dicks! I have a story!

    The guy I lost my virginity to was so small, that when he stood upright, and his dick was hard, yu could not see it. It hid in his pubic hair.
    When I lost my virginity, i did not bleed. I was technicially a virgin stll with my next boyfriend, when I did bleed.

    This guy was an idiot, and I didn't lke havign sex with him. I was 15. But I was stupid, and peer pressure and all that crap. Anyway..he would have to ask " is it in?" And sometime,s i would just lie and say yeah, it's in...and it woudl be between my butt cheeks. He never knew the difference! ( how? I dunno. I was a tight virgin. but he couldnt tell)
    So I would just let him pump away at my butt crack, and he thought he was getting it. loser.

    My other small penis...
    This guyjust grossed me out in every way when he got naked. He had a hair back, whch grosses me out. And he wwas on the heavy side, and when I put my arms around him, I just envisioned big slabs of meat hanging on the hanger like at a butcher. I was so grossed out. And then I discovered his small dick. I was done with that I kicked him out of bed.
    Sadly, I was an evil bitch at the time, and i made him walk home. It was a very far walk, and he probably had to call for a ride. I feel bad abou thatnow...I was a bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    ^^^ That happened to a friend of my ex-husband's. She spent two years with a guy who had a 10" dick and then they broke up, and she could never have satisfactory sex with anyone else after that. Bummer.

    I've always heard that the average penis is about 5" long, but the average man THINKS an average penis is 8" long. That's what they get for watching too much porn!

    I'd rather have girth than length, anyway. I hate those long skinny noodle dicks. K's almost as thick as my fist and that's perfect!
    After a while sex will be the same as before. My ex was over 10in and we were together for almost 2 yrs. I was celibate for about a yr after we split and things went back to normal. My next bf with about 7.5 was great. Actually it felt way better for some reason.

    All guys don't think they are bigger than they really are. Funny story about the ex. I mentioned he was huge while we were watching a porno and he actually said "Not really. I'm not that much bigger than that guy." I nearly laughed my ass off. He was serious!

    Edit - I just noticed we were telling little dick stories. Back in college I went out with this guy a couple of times and we were making out when he put my hand on it. I swear his dick wasn't any bigger than my pinkie. Maybe 2 in long and as big around as a marker. It really freaked me out and I was kinda drunk so I stuttered around and left. I felt sooo bad, cause he called me and left a couple of messages asking if he was to little or something. I was so embarrased I never called back. I even changed the way I walked to class so I wouldn't walk past him. Gosh, I was so mean.

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    ahahahahah omfg I'm laughing so hard at that first story, Kaylinn. Seriously that made my night! ahahahah

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylinn View Post
    Oh little dicks! I have a story!

    The guy I lost my virginity to was so small, that when he stood upright, and his dick was hard, yu could not see it. It hid in his pubic hair.
    When I lost my virginity, i did not bleed. I was technicially a virgin stll with my next boyfriend, when I did bleed.

    .
    This is exactly what happened with me. I was 16, I had just broken up with my 'girlfriend' and was really drunk. his tiny thing went in once and I was like "Nah, I think I'll stay a lesbian". Then on my 17th birthday I lost it properly to a guy who is huge!!! I was with him for a while so all my early sexual experiences were with a very big penis, maybe 10 inches and fat! I was a virgin!!! (technically) We were trying for a whole month because the damn think wouldn't fit until I finally gave in and bought some lube.

    I once had a foursome with the guy I'm with now, many moons ago, and the other guy had a dick the size of a peanut, I couldn't find it, poor thing, it was smaller than my little finger, erect. I really just want to forget that whole night but even now my boy brings it up, it was horrible. *shudder*

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    Lol, I am laughing at the little dick stories!!

    I know I have been with someone who had a tiny dick, but I have literally blocked the experience out of my mind! I can only remember him asking "is it in" (had flashbacks with that one). I think he might have had an erectile dysfunction as well!!

    I have always thought 7 inches was average, which is funny because I have no idea how long 7 inches is, it's just that's what most guys have told me their size is... now that I think about it I am sure they didn't all have the same size cock!! They must have an idea that that is the acceptable average size here in australia.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    ^^
    my bf's penis is also quite thick and every time we have sex it hurts when it goes in and then its ok after that.
    Ooooh, that's the best part. The pleasurable ache as his cock stretches your walls until your girl juices have sufficiently lubricated everything. Mmmmmmm, I like sex.

    And I've had a Euro boyfriend with a ridiculously huge one, like over 12 inches. And I had no trouble going back to normal ones after that. As long as they are above average.

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    http://adultmatchmaker.com.au/pman3

    Endowment Length: 7" - 8"
    Endowment Thickness: Average
    Circumcised: No
    Pubic Hair: Light

    Hmm... must measure it next time I am near it.

    Same with the fireman.. hmmm....

    damn.. it's outside school hours so my fireman is out

    i could try to see if the policeman wants a blowjob before he goes to work

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    Mine's 8 inches long and 2 1/2 inches around...but then again, it's store bought.
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