Last night, I had a customer back in VIP for a half hour. 20 minutes into his half hour, dude farted the fart of ages. I'm talking a SBD, could not be ignored, sulfur of the devil fart. He told me his half hour was probably over, and excused himself to go to the bathroom. Dude probably had explosive diarrhea.
UGH. Most disgusting moment of my dancing career. Had to share. Can anyone top that? (I'm sure you can)



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