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    Default Of all the presidential candidates, who has been in a strip club the most?

    There is, sadly, no way of verifying our guesses.

    For instance, I get a "player" vibe from Mitt, who looks like every CEO I've ever seen in a club. He's the type who doesn't drink or get lapdances but makes sure his "team" are happy and drunk. Exactly the type of leader I don't trust, by the way, but that's just me.

    Who do you think is a secret SC patron?

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    Hillary. But she's just looking for Bill to let him know it's time to come home.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    Hillary. But she's just looking for Bill to let him know it's time to come home.

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    Well for the Dems, it's gotta be Barack. I can't think of any reason Hillary would be in a SC...

    For the Repubs, I think McCain spends more time there than Mitt... I find it VERY rare to see temple-reccomend holders (Mormon) in a SC. McCain is ex-military, remember, so he probably has spent a LOT more time in the SC.

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    Not really OT, but one of the songs they played before Bill's speech in Iowa City was "Let's Get it On"...

    How fitting!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    Hillary. But she's just looking for Bill to let him know it's time to come home.
    That's not all she's looking for.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Morgan_TX View Post
    Well for the Dems, it's gotta be Barack. I can't think of any reason Hillary would be in a SC...

    For the Repubs, I think McCain spends more time there than Mitt... I find it VERY rare to see temple-reccomend holders (Mormon) in a SC. McCain is ex-military, remember, so he probably has spent a LOT more time in the SC.
    I can.

    I think Rudy or maybe Huckabee. Devout Christers make the best hypocrites.

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    ^ You wouldn't even believe it.

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    Rudy, to verify how filthy they were when he was closing them down in NYC.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward View Post
    Rudy, to verify how filthy they were when he was closing them down in NYC.
    exactly what I was thinking too!

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    ^ You wouldn't even believe it.
    OK, now I'm curious. My guess would be McCain.
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    Default Re: Of all the presidential candidates, who has been in a strip club the most?

    Ron Paul. He's a libertarian.

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    he's a pro-life, Christian libertarian who won't even enter a building with strippers near him. also he lives in a small burg where i'm not sure a stripclub is even nearby. the fact that he chooses not to mention his faith while running for President pretty much makes him the least likely of the church-attending candidates to have visited a stripclub. anyway, he is too busy apologising for his racist friends.

    i can see obama going once or twice to see what it was like, perhaps. and huckabee is Clinton redux, so it's quite likely he's been more than once. huckabee could tell you the sky was green and you'd look up. guy like that totally has been to a strip club or three.

    mitt romney is mormon, and they really don't do the stripclub thing (considering their restrictive stripclub laws that are only starting to loosen up as the mormon population plummets).

    and giuliani looks to be pretty content being a chronic adulterer marrying social climber after social climber.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Docido View Post
    OK, now I'm curious. My guess would be McCain.
    Funny this topic should come up, my mother just gave me an earful of McCain stories the other evening. Apparently he and my dad were stationed together or something when my mom and dad were dating. She was seriously just telling me how much of a womanizing, condescending, playboy jerk that he used to be. She even mentioned a story about him and his buddies getting caught during some general college-aged trouble and he threw all his boys under the bus or something, we laughed that he was preparing himself for a career in politics.

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    Default Re: Of all the presidential candidates, who has been in a strip club the most?

    McCain is the only one on the Republican side I would consider voting for.

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    Default Re: Of all the presidential candidates, who has been in a strip club the most?

    McCain, only because he is the oldest, so more time to have visited strip clubs.


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    Default Re: Of all the presidential candidates, who has been in a strip club the most?

    McCain. After a few months as a POW he probably hit up the SC's as soon as he got back.

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    Default Re: Of all the presidential candidates, who has been in a strip club the most?

    Quote Originally Posted by jester214 View Post
    McCain. After a few months as a POW he probably hit up the SC's as soon as he got back.
    Actually, he was a POW for five and a half years, including significant periods of torture. That has to change a person in profound ways. Doesn't answer the SC question, but just wanted to clarify that it was more than a few months.

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