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    I don't know about you guys, but it is annoying as HELL when a guy comes up to me on stage and I do my little dance number for him while he's holding out his measly little folded up dollar bill, and I go to pull my garter out only for him to continue to stand there with his mouth gaping open, clutching that damn dollar for dear fucking life! I'm not gonna do a whole LD for you on stage, dickbag, gimme the money so I can move the fuck on to the next guy.

    In the past, I've actually lost guys that were waiting for me at the stage because of morons like this. I've learned my lesson since then... but the last night I worked, I literally had to pull my garter out at least 3 times before the guy got the fucking hint that his time was up. I even had to yell at him to put. the. dollar. in. the. garter. You know what usually happens afterwards. These asses get mad at you as they walk away, making you look like a 'prude' on stage, thus, probably turning off other potential guys that want to come up and tip.

    Okay. Rant over.

    I guess what I'm trying to get at is how do you ladies deal with this? Also, my club/town is high contact so it's kind of expected to give them a little bit of extra attention on stage, which sucks... when all I want to do is collect as much money as I can before my set is over. I'm trying to maximize my stage dollars. I wanna know... what are YOUR secrets for milking as much out of them as you can while you're on stage?
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    Default Re: Milking the Most Out of The Suckers While On Stage

    Really, this doesn't happen a lot at my club. They seem to know the routine and if they actually get up to come to the stage, I haven't seen anyone change their mind after a bit of a wait. In the times that I did get the "my dollar is so precious" douche, I'd usually say something pointed like "Thank you sweetie," or "I don't want to keep my fans waiting..." Someone ballsier than me might play on men's competitive streak and try to pit the cheapskate against the other customer(s) to see who could tip better.


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    Also, I'm not just talking about these cheapskate one dollar dickbags, I'm talking about anybody that comes up to the stage.



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    I find when people see your having fun (even if your not), they want to have fun with you too! and especially when your on stage, cause thats when all eyes are on you, so it time to shine. sexy bedroom eyes, sexy strut, throw your head back always smile! go up to the guy, do your dance, and make suggestive eye movements to your garter while your holding it out and move on to the next. but when it comes down to it, even if they arent tipping that much on stage always look sexy and look like your having Fun, even if your not. that will attract people to you. and remember to go up to the guys that did tip you and make your offer for a LD, and if they say no, or not now, i always ask if they'd like to tip me again for my dance on stage after i get off. i worked in south beach miami before, and every club you go up to every guy on the floor when your fresh off stage and ask them if they'd like to tip you for your dance on stage. some will, some wont, but hey, its making your garter thicker and makes you look social. good luck! and trust me, i know all this is sometimes easier said than done.

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    If they have the dollar in their hand and dont take the hint when I pull out my garter, I just take it out of their hand. If I smile and say something smartass like "gee..I must have REALLY distracted you" it makes me look fun while I still get my money!

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    ^I like that one, Cameron. I don't usually like taking the money out of the guy's hand, but that's really cute!



    Quote Originally Posted by TiffanyRae View Post
    i always ask if they'd like to tip me again for my dance on stage after i get off. i worked in south beach miami before, and every club you go up to every guy on the floor when your fresh off stage and ask them if they'd like to tip you for your dance on stage. some will, some wont, but hey, its making your garter thicker and makes you look social. good luck!


    I really like this idea, too... never thought to ask for even more tips from the crowd right after I get off stage. Brilliant. Thanks!



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    Ha, I know it's bad for my money, but I have NO patience for these guys. I'll usually just hold out my garter and go "why don't you just toss that in, darlin?" or something along those lines, it usually works, but if they keep staring at me I get pretty rude... I know, bad stripper... But I have to say, "Either give me the damn dollar or get the hell out of my club, you cheap fuck" is effective, and they tip darn well the rest of the night...
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    Times like this, I love living in Australia, land of money up front. No trust ^_^
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    I acknowledge that they have a dollar in their hand, make sure they see me do that, sort of nod slightly, smile, hug, whisper something in ear like "what's your name", turn around shake ass, turn back around spread legs, hold out thong and say THANK YOU! loudly so they can't miss it.


    Does that make sense? I do it all in like 20 seconds. Like a way of going, okay!!I see that dollar! Look here! Here's your dollar show! Thanks!

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    When I see them come up to the stage, I make my way over to them seductively, smile, make eye contact. I say 'hello' and maybe ask how they're doing. I'm super flirty, and probably should be since I'm pretty much naked.
    If they compliment my body/music/dancing I will tell them I give MUCH better dances in the VIP where it's private. I do a leg spread thing or boob thing, or maybe I wrap my legs around their waist or put my hands on their shoulders while I look into their eyes. Then I will make my way to a position where they can deposit the money into the side of my thong. ALWAYS thank them!
    I gauge whether or not they are going to sit there or if they are going to go back to their seat. It's rare that guys actually sit at the stage at my club for some reason. If they are going to stay, I usually ask for another tip, squirming my way onto my other side and making the other hip available for a dollar.
    I'll do a little butt shake after I take the tip, and then crawl to the pole or the next guy.

    If someone is clutching a dollar for dear life, I might just leave them there and keep going, depending on how many guys are waiting to tip. But that is me when I'm really impatient.

    "You can stick that riiight there, sweetie" while you hold out your g-string or garter seems to work for me to unglue the "stuck" guys.
    also "Did you forget to feed the meter?", said while giving a cute pout as you stop dancing works.

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    A lot of times I kind of make a cute, joking comment if they're holding out. I usually say something like; "Here, why don't you put that in my pocket, and by pocket I mean garter/ g-string." Giggle alittle bit to show you playing with him...but to get you your money too. Hope this helps.

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    These are all great suggestions, ladies. Trust me, I am very friendly on stage and thank everyone who comes up to tip me. I think another thing I'm going to start doing again (because I used to do it all the time and stopped for some reason) is to just ask them if they want me to continue. Basically like the "feeding the meter line." I'm gonna to do this to every guy/girl that hits the stage so that they hopefully continue to pull more money out, using speed, of course... kind of like dollar dances, but they're on stage, yanno? I'm going to ask my DJ to lengthen my songs, too, hehe.



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    I try to be friendly and sexy about it, but I have to admit to caving to the pressure of that type of situation. I HATE when someone says, "Whatcha gonna do for this dollar?" The last time it happened, I snatched it and exclaimed very loudly while holding it up,"HE LIKES ME, HE REALLY LIKES ME!!" The crowd thought it was hilarious, and my manager thought it was good natured, so nothing bad ever came of it. In hindsight, I almost feel badly about embarrassing him. Almost.
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    ^^^ That's fucking HIL-arious!



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    ^I try to not be rude, even if he's a cheap moron. I hold out my garter and say something like, "Oh, honey, stick it in..." in a loaded tone, and give a little giggle.

    I come off as sexy and cute, and not rude, even though I want to be, LOL.

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    I snatch the money from his hand and move on. Damn this isnt a game of sit and wait! Yeah,Im a bitch sometimes but my bills are paid!

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    I always tried to hit up the sure bets first at a crowded tipping stage... the big groups of guys who are tipping everyone, a stageside regular, someone who is already holding the dollar out like they really can't wait to give it to me. Have fun with them, start a little momentum rolling. I'd also go back to the pole between collecting tips, throw the dollars around myself on the floor, smile like I was having the best time ever and completely reveling in the moment, do a little dance in the middle, and give them some time to anticipate the part where they GOT to give me the dollar.

    Also, if there are a lot of people in the club... it's really boring to watch a dancer roll around from dude to dude milking dollars. Make sure you're putting on a show for the entire club and act like the tips are just sort of incidental. Don't let any one dollar screw up your groove. If you can create the impression that it's all eyes on you, waiting to see what you're going to do next, it really draws people (and their money) in.
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    Quote Originally Posted by red red red View Post
    Also, if there are a lot of people in the club... it's really boring to watch a dancer roll around from dude to dude milking dollars. Make sure you're putting on a show for the entire club and act like the tips are just sort of incidental. Don't let any one dollar screw up your groove. If you can create the impression that it's all eyes on you, waiting to see what you're going to do next, it really draws people (and their money) in.
    Ezzactly! I always make sure that if they are chatty, I'm at least on my back with legs spread while talking to them. Damn I wish my stage tips were serious enough to count as real income! It is not so popular at my club, but even still, I refuse to spend one minute on them. Luckily most people get it---it just makes sense!

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    "Stick it in, babe."



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    Quote Originally Posted by Lena View Post
    "Stick it in, babe."
    I got that little gem from SW somewhere or a variation of, "slide one in", while holding out the side of my thong and it works like a charm!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lena View Post
    "Stick it in, babe."
    I say that too..except I say (in my best Mae West voice) "Stick it in Big Boy"

    Guys love it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lena View Post
    "Stick it in, babe."
    I use that one alot

    My new favorite if hes not tipping or clutching the dollar for dear life is "You wanna slide something in here?" While pushing my boobs together. That one usually works.


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    ^I really like that one, too, Taylor! So many cute lines for me to use... well, hopefully I won't have to... but still, they will definitely help to move things along a lot more smoothly with other cheapos who come up to the stage without them leaving with a sour taste in their mouth, and also make more room for the better tippers.



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    Not sure if it's because I live in a town full of dumbasses, but alot of guys will come up to the stage and not even have a dollar out! I'll do a little dance and pull my garter aside and they just sit there staring like "duh" Then they take forever to get the wallet out of the pocket, open it up, get the dollar out. Don't they know it's much easier to do that BEFORE they approach the stage! By this time I have usually moved on to another guy then come back to them once I see the dollar has been produced. And whats with the damn folding it up all tight! Just f**king leave it alone! I don't need the damn thing made into chinese origami

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