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    To the motherfucker in class who decided to tell me that my phone "going off" made him get a 9 out of 10 on the quiz tonight: FUCK YOU MOTHERFUCKER! if you wouldn't have come in LATE then you would have gotten your precious one point. ALSO, i got a 9 out of 10 because your pathetic ass decided to nearly knock me over when you came in late, making me not be able to pay attention, THEN you proceeded to try to talk to me the entire time rather than pay attention, you are a worthless piece of shit, and my phone didn't "go off" i dropped it and when i picked it back up, AFTER everyone was already DONE with the quiz, including you, i accidentally pressed the button that activates the voice commands, so it didnt even fucking RING. it said insanely quietly, "please say a comm-" and i turned it off before it could even finish. you want to whine about something you little fucktard asshole? whine about my boot up your ass next tuesday when i see you again. and i point out that you come in late EVERY time, and that its distracting everyone else including me which is why i missed 1 fucking question. jesus fucking titties dude, its one goddamned point. get a fucking grip! also, your hair is stupid.

    *breathe*

    ok. i'm better now.

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    i love u!! lol

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    LOL, me too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by blayze View Post
    get a fucking grip! also, your hair is stupid.

    HA!!! That is SO sig worthy!! You rock!!

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    People with stupid hair don't do well on tests.

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    I think he was just pulling your pigtails.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    HA!!! That is SO sig worthy!! You rock!!
    thank you. i try. hahaha...
    idiotpants had me super miffed!

    and red, after thinking about it a bit he might have been trying to get my attention, he had let me use his textbook earlier *insert cheesy porn music here* maybe he was hoping i'd fall madly in love and go home with him and we'd spend the rest of our lives in textbook sharing bliss?

    however, bitching about the celly definitely guaranteed my severe dislike for the rest of the semster. i am sooooo calling him on his shit tuesday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blayze View Post
    also, your hair is stupid.
    Best rant ending ever.
    Why So Serious?

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    I can't fathom someone ever telling me that it was MY fault that they only got 9/10 on a quiz... I honestly think I would immediately laugh in their face. Not even to be mean, just because that is ridiculous!
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    Feel better? cause if you don't rant some more! Love it! Not your anger but how you express it. Big hug

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    so now i'm sitting in class AGAIN ( i didnt get to go tuesday, my babysitter crapped out on me) and the douchebag sits RIGHT NEXT TO ME!

    *growl*

    and he still has ridiculous hair. i can't tell if he's going for the christina aguilara- during- her-madonna-look-alike phase or like... gabriel the angel. maybe if the two got together and had a kid??

    lol

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    o the irony!!

    now he's messing with his phone. omg! and we have another quiz tonight, i'm totally going to bitch at him about it!

    Quote Originally Posted by MissAlethea View Post
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    Somebody liiiiiikkkeeessss you!
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    lol

    (i have to type more than 5 characters?)

    Quote Originally Posted by MissAlethea View Post
    Screw you, I'm not running a vaginal charity here.
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    What a jackass!! Girl, I am SO glad I'm not in your classes!

    I hope you get through the rest of the semester with less noobs in the way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blayze View Post
    lol

    (i have to type more than 5 characters?)

    yeah. (annoying eh?)

    ps i loled about the stupid hair.

    Love it!

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