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    Angry I'd get a dance from you but...

    Said to me from a pathetic loser asshole.

    I'd get a dance from you but you got cheese on your ass and I don't like fat girls.

    So...anyone else?
    I'd get a dance from you but.....

    And what are your come backs?

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    WTF??? What a dickbag! Was this recently?

    I've actually gotten the complete opposite, believe it or not. My town tends to go for 'thicker' girls, so I've had guys turn be down because I was too 'slender' or "didn't have an ass." I just told them that I would rather have an athletic, slim body than look like a jiggly, fat pig.



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    ^ tonight. Known from this day forth as The Night From Hell.
    Time to change clubs again. To many locals. I can't take em anymore. Cheap pathetic losers.

    Aside from that rude comment, I walked into the club with $80 and walked out with $0.

    The housemom had the nerve to talk to me like I was stupid. We don't have enough lockers so we have to store out bags in a storeroom. Apparently, it is 1 girl at a time back there, which I didn't know. I saw the housemom at the storeroom door and asked if I could come in and get my bag. She snips to me " One at a time. One. Count it. See that girl?? Wait your turn."
    Excuse fucking me. I didn't know. I said I'm sorry, I didn't know, but there is no reason to be rude to me.
    I wanted to remind her where her paycheck came from. I still have to tip even if I don't make a dime. It makes it reeaaally hard to tip out a rude bitch out of my own pocket.

    Oh well. Tomorrow...back to a different club. Gaurenteed to be Superbowl good. Last year on Sat before SB I made over a grand. I am going to that club and making that money.

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    Back when I was a dancer I'd always here "I'd get a dance from you but you look too nice, can I get your number instead?"

    That's why I got out of dancing - couldn't take it anymore and I sure as hell didn't wanna date those f*ckers.

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    I would have told him good, I hope you have nightmares about eating it. Oh wait, "it" doesn't exist, he knew that. He still deserves nightmares.





    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylinn View Post
    Last year on Sat before SB I made over a grand. I am going to that club and making that money.
    Thanks for that lil mantra I'll be telling myself when I wake up tomorrow. (Even tho I know it won't happen--it's just so ironic and funny to be optomistic in these trying times! It rocks my socks!)

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    Once had some douche tell me "I'd get a dance from you but you're wearing camo and I'm in the air force and am just so sick of it".

    I responded with, "then pay me take to take it off as I think it would look best on the floor"

    Dumb shit still said NO.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MonicaF View Post
    Back when I was a dancer I'd always here "I'd get a dance from you but you look too nice, can I get your number instead?"

    That's why I got out of dancing - couldn't take it anymore and I sure as hell didn't wanna date those f*ckers.
    There are times when I get this a lot, "I'd have a dance but your too pretty/nice/I have too much respect for you."

    Wtf? If you respected me you'd pay for a dance and not waste my time talking to me.



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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerousdiva View Post
    Once had some douche tell me "I'd get a dance from you but you're wearing camo and I'm in the air force and am just so sick of it".
    I got similar the other night,
    "Your really nice but I can't get dance coz your wearing Sunderland colours" (its a football team.)
    I responded with, "Well gimmie some money and I'll take it off."
    But he wasn't biteing. He actually said that he couldn't have a dance with me because having a dance with someone in those colours went against all his beliefs!



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    Tonight you absolutely cannot lose, there's gonna be so many guys ready to party for SB... can't wait to hear about your night tomorrow!

    That housemom doesn't have a hope in hell of making the kind of money you will tonight. Thats too funny! What a stupid cranky bitch. Next time you have a good night, make sure to count it out in front of her.

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    Yeah I've been turned down for being too fat. Whatever. I tell him 2 things ..."I"m NOT fat...wanna see fat, go look in the mirror..THATS fat" or I slowly look them up and down and say "honey...If I looked like you, I'd take whatever I could get...thankfully I dont look like you so , so I'll be getting laid tonight. WITHOUT paying for it"

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    "i'd get a dance from you but..."
    bye!
    i dont even listen to the end of the sentence, and instead choose to walk away. it's a better use of my time.

    Love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylinn View Post
    Said to me from a pathetic loser asshole.

    I'd get a dance from you but you got cheese on your ass and I don't like fat girls.

    So...anyone else?
    I'd get a dance from you but.....

    And what are your come backs?
    "Why not? My cheese goes perfectly with your whine."


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    ^ I would so completely buy out your night. Maybe your month.

    Smart is the royal road to smoking hott.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SundayMorning View Post
    "Why not? My cheese goes perfectly with your whine."
    I wants your brain. Pwease?

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    Thankya, thankya.

    *makes mental note to go up to DC and stage a retort coup*


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    One time recently I had a guy tell me, "I won't be getting any dances from you, sorry. You look so pretty, so All-American girl, and I want a girls that's just plain NASTY."

    So I shrugged and said ok, and watched as he went into the back with this rail-skinny chick with bird nest hair for about 2 songs.
    Then I went on stage, and when I came off to collect my tips, he snagged me as I was walking to the DR for a dance!! WTF.



    BTW Kailynn, that guy is a fucking asshole. I have yet to see you look even close to chubby.

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    I had some guy tell me his friend shouldn't have gotten a dance with my 'friend', because she was fat. I poked his big ol' fat belly 'oh, yeah?'. Jerk. I just try not to listen anymore.

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    Awesome thread starter, Kaylinn! This is perhaps my favorite subject to bitch about. I have such a pet peeve with guys who just cant keep their mouth shut. Oh how I wish these dickwads would have the manners and common sense to just simply say no thank you. I don't need to hear, nor do I care why you dont want a dance from me! So here goes...


    I'd get a dance from you but.....
    You have too many tattoos
    You ruined yourself with those tattoos
    You have a tattoo on your chest, which means you must like pain, and I don't like dances from you domme types
    I don't like the goth look (I am so far from goth, but these dumbasses label anything that's not the girl next door look "goth")
    You are not classy enough for me......OR
    You are not nasty enough for me

    I mean hell everyone has a perfect right to have a type, and I am not saying that eveyone has to love me, but the point is that I wish they would keep it to themselves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CherryBomb954 View Post

    I mean hell everyone has a perfect right to have a type, and I am not saying that eveyone has to love me, but the point is that I wish they would keep it to themselves.
    Amen!! So far I only get "too sweet/clean", but I would be royally unhappy if the guys that turn me down were making it clear that I had no boobs/tan/highlights/sex appeal/etc.

    There are a few girls in my club [who make barely anything of course] who always ask "WHY?" after getting turned down... why do that to yourself??

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    Default Re: I'd get a dance from you but...

    I've been...
    ...too skinny
    ...too tatted (itty bitty wings on my back!)
    ...too pierced
    ...too dark (I go for the smoldering sex goddess look)
    ...to pale
    ...Too ugly ($#&!*$*&!($ He pointed out the chicken pox scar on my nose. I had him thrown out I was so pissed.)
    ...too pretty (this is...bad?)
    ...too sober (puh-LEASE)
    ...too short (in seven inch heels?)
    ...too tall
    ...too adorable
    ...too young looking
    ...too boobless
    ...too fat (!!! I weigh 105 lbs!!! He later took a confessed anorexic upstairs)

    Excuses excuses. They just have no money.

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    Default Re: I'd get a dance from you but...

    what an idiot that guy is!

    Just a few weeks ago, I had a guy approach me and let me know right away that after a couple drinks we would head upstairs...("upstairs" is our VIP booths...min of $300 for half hour) So he tips me for the time we will spend having drinks...after 2 I ask him if he was ready to go. He says, "I can't" So I remind him that he was the one who asked me in the beginning...He gets this sheepish look on his face and says, "I know, but that was BEFORE I actually liked you..." WTF.
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    I always get the...but I love big boobs and you're flat chested

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    i'd get a dance from you but i want more than a dance

    why the fuck are you here? asshole.
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    Quote Originally Posted by StrawberrySwitchblade View Post
    I've been...

    ...Too ugly ($#&!*$*&!($ He pointed out the chicken pox scar on my nose. I had him thrown out I was so pissed.)
    .

    oh god, LOL. I have a chicken pox scar in the middle of my forehead.
    This one asshole points to my forehead and pokes it, like he plicked me on my forehead and he goes.." What the fuck happened? A BB gun getcha?

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    I think these guys just aren't being politically correct, and if they call a 105lb girl "fat" they just mean "larger than what I like" - it doesn't mean you're "obese"

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