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    Exclamation I got throwed up next to.

    I saw that shit about to happen from the way he was sitting there and acting.

    I had just got off stage, group of Japanese guys tipping my stage and sitting close by. Saw the one all like, passing out, and I had such "xtra-sensory perception" that I was going to call a bouncer right then and there, but the next song was about to start and I knew I had a dance coming with the guy next to him, so I made sure to turn his chair ALLLLL the way the fuck around, away from dude, and boy did I call it, bc not 20 secs in, he leans over and does it. Don't worreez ya'll, I got my money immediately then peaced the hell out.

    I would please like some sympathy, I even have an "xtra special condition" about v***** so naturally this shit has to happen to me.

    My girl Teef said it best:

    Quote Originally Posted by teeth_of_the_hydra View Post
    I am SO glad this has never happened to me, because I have a paralyzing phobia of vomit. If a custy puked on or near me during a LD, I would probably start screaming. I'd also likely faint, cry, hyperventilate, tremble uncontrollably in terror, or run clear out of the club in my high heels and birthday suit to "escape." Seriously, grave phobias can cause an otherwise sensible girl to do some irrational, overblown shit.

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    ewwwwwwww, that sucks.

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    Gross! Glad you got out of there quickly.

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    I managed to stick around and act rational (by not leaving), that was some shit. Maybe it's because leaving with $50 would have given me even MORE nightmares? Not that it would have stopped me any other time but it's been record-low lately. So I just sat around at the bar and shook and trembled for 1/2 hour. Forcing myself to be in public helped to tone down the lunacy. Got some dances later. I'm so proud!

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    I seriously do not mean to keep putting periods at the end of my thread titles.

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    Ah the flashbacks! Something similar happened to me last night except the guy was walking about 2 feet in front of me. I have the image burned in my brain, kinda traumatic!

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    I've had a similar experience before....ewwwww! Feel bad for the person who had to clean it up.

    In my case we actually made his frat brother's clean it up.

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    We had a buy puke at my club not too long ago. He was sitting at the tip rail watching some girl's stage and then just leaned over and puked. I just about died laughing because this particular girl had just showed up from no where and was not exactly fit for stripping.

    After the guy had gone to the bathroom and cleaned himself up he asked me for a dance. I was just like "ermm no thanks." No way that I am getting puked upon!

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    Yuck....I am a tiny, tiny bit emetophobic (not nearly as bad as I used to be!) and that kind of thing STILL rattles me.

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    I have avoided being directly puked on at least 3 times in my stripping career that I am aware of. No phobias here, except I don't want to be stinky and wet from someone else's bodily fluids. YUCK!!

    Good thing you had your wits about you!!

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    Ewww I'm sorry Alaska! That's so nasty!!

    It's never happened to me personally, just a few girls I work with. It's disgusting.

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    We had the most messed up thing happen at our work involving puke tonight.

    This guy starting chucking up everywhere. He threw up in the main room near the rail then started running to the bathrooms but at our club the toilets are located some distance away from the rail so he proceeded to spew all down the corridor pass the dance room and all over the front of the bathroom door. I swear i had no idea how anyone could bring up so much spew at once! It was like a constant stream like this dude was possessed or something. The whole club reeked. Then some girls bought out their perfume bottles and started spraying it everywhere so the place wouldn’t smell so bad. But it was everywhere, the club was busy so people stepped in it and walked it all through the club. It was messed up. Double ewwww….

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    Gross, that is so nasty! I saw some poor girl get barfed on once. The guy was passed out in a chair earlier and then she took him back to the LD area and started dancing (right across the aisle from me) and he puked all over her and the floor. she ran off and I finished my dance and he asked me when I walked by if the girl was coming back. I was like "uh, no, dude, she probably had to go home after you barfed all over her."
    sick.

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    That's pretty disgusting. Once I was eating a hamburger at a bar and some guy celebrating his engagement projectile vomited onto my arm and sandwich. At least he apologized, and the bar gave me another hamburger on the house.

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    awwwww lots and lots and LOTS of sympathy from this end!! As a fellow emetophobe, I give you lots and lots of credit for sticking around so long, I don't know if I could have done it. Good job!!

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    Hugs so much guyz. I so totally appreciate the feedback and support. It has been a nightmare inside my head all night and day!


    I have to say, it was definitely not the worst throw up scene ever seen or heard of. I watched him start to, saw a puddle the size of a frying pan or less maybe, but thank god the music covered any sound effects, and if it got worse, well like I said I got out pretty quickly. It was on the carpet of course.


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    TRUCE!!!! Oh my f-ing mayhem lord. If I were there, I would have quit that club if it were making me 3 G's a night, so not even kidding. My heart and soul goes out to you and everyone else!! That is my single worst nightmare in this life, a vomitorium....well hey, at least it wasn't on wheels or an airplane that's all I gotta say. What a hilarious image though, 20 hot babes all in frenzy with "looks" on their faces and spraying the freaking devil outta the place! Did your club seriously stay jam-packed for hours afterwards?






    Quote Originally Posted by Truce View Post
    We had the most messed up thing happen at our work involving puke tonight.

    This guy starting chucking up everywhere. He threw up in the main room near the rail then started running to the bathrooms but at our club the toilets are located some distance away from the rail so he proceeded to spew all down the corridor pass the dance room and all over the front of the bathroom door. I swear i had no idea how anyone could bring up so much spew at once! It was like a constant stream like this dude was possessed or something. The whole club reeked. Then some girls bought out their perfume bottles and started spraying it everywhere so the place wouldn’t smell so bad. But it was everywhere, the club was busy so people stepped in it and walked it all through the club. It was messed up. Double ewwww….

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