I saw that shit about to happen from the way he was sitting there and acting.
I had just got off stage, group of Japanese guys tipping my stage and sitting close by. Saw the one all like, passing out, and I had such "xtra-sensory perception" that I was going to call a bouncer right then and there, but the next song was about to start and I knew I had a dance coming with the guy next to him, so I made sure to turn his chair ALLLLL the way the fuck around, away from dude, and boy did I call it, bc not 20 secs in, he leans over and does it. Don't worreez ya'll, I got my money immediately then peaced the hell out.
I would please like some sympathy, I even have an "xtra special condition" about v***** so naturally this shit has to happen to me.
My girl Teef said it best:



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