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    I generally luck out because the young guys get really excited about me whereas the older men don't find me their type, for whatever reason. Well tonight was an exception. This very very big fat corrections officer came in and flagged me down and gave me $30 tip up front and then handed me a VIP ticket (in this club, custie buys ticket and gives it to the dancer). So I was thinking, OK he's gross but whatever it's only 20 mins. So I tried my best to deal with it. Well, it got a lot worse. Not only was he repulsive in appearance -- he had an uncanny resmeblance to Fat Bastard in the Austin Powers movie -- but he had this disgusting habit of opening his mouth wide and sticking his tongue and wiggling it around nonstop. I had to stop myself from laughing at the ridiculousness of this. And if that wasn't bad enough, he started trying to jack off in the middle of the dance (hand over his clothes). I said, "Sorry sweetie you can't do that here." He replied, "Oh, I thoguht it might turn you on."

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    I nearly vomited on him. BLEH!

    He asked for another dance but I couldnt bring myself to do it so I told him I had someone waiting. He said OK and then sought me out again later but I avoided him.

    Nastiest experience so far!
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    I love fat customers, they're usually nicer, have a built in "shelf" and tip better. I would have tried to train him by telling him, "no touching yourself and please don't wiggle your tongue, it grosses me out. Would you like another dance?"

    The only major downside of larger custies is sweat factor. Sweaty hands, loud breathing ect...

    I'll trade you, you can have my young assholes and I'll take the old fat guys!

    Deal?

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    Deal!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerousdiva View Post
    I love fat customers, they're usually nicer, have a built in "shelf" and tip better. I would have tried to train him by telling him, "no touching yourself and please don't wiggle your tongue, it grosses me out. Would you like another dance?"

    The only major downside of larger custies is sweat factor. Sweaty hands, loud breathing ect...

    I'll trade you, you can have my young assholes and I'll take the old fat guys!

    Deal?
    lol...my sentiments exactly.

    I will take an older, fat guy over the young assholes anyday. As you said, they can usually be trained...
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    I usually love fat guys too. Way more then young douchebags with no money who are just trying to ge tmy phone number.

    Fat guys usually spend more and they dont complain when you give them a mostly air dance because they know damn well that they dont have a lap!!

    If a little tongue wagging is th egrossest thing you've ever dealt with...count yourself lucky!!

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    ^^^What she said.

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    At least he kept it in the pants.


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    haha for some reason i am laughing at this guy he is so repulsive he can't even pay for a girls attention thats sad on his part. lol

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    Imagination. That's the key! And sometimes breathing through the mouth. I'm a chubby chaser myself, but yeah, some guys are just too gross. Next time picture him as Fat Bastard (ooh, I'm dead sexay), it'll make you smile and take the focus off the tongue waggling. If you have a very good imagination picture him as some hottie. It works. I swear.

    Soon you will long for Fat Bastard among all the 'Imma buy you a drink' young kids.

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    I think getting grossed out is just part of the breaking-in process as you get used to thinking of dancing as a job. The guys at the club are customers, not potential sexual partners. They're there to pay a pretty girl to act interested in them ("act" is the key word here) and that's what we do. If you can do it well, you can make a lot of money.

    Sometimes I try to think of it like any other service-provider job. If I were a massage therapist, I wouldn't turn someone away just because I didn't find them attractive enough to touch their body. For me, I don't even think about what my customers look like anymore. I just notice how they treat me -- if they're nice and respectful, I enjoy touching them, and if they aren't, I don't. Looks are totally beside the point.

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    ^That's exactly how I feel, grace. My non-dancer friends go on and on about how they couldn't ever do this job, what if they had to dance for an old guy or a fat guy or something, and I just kind of give them a blank look. What they do matters much more than what they look like--especially when what they do is pay me!


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    Yeah, this job is funny that way. No paying customer is too old, too fat, too awkward, too ugly. Hustle makes you blind. Kinda like love. But not.

    A customer can be the coolest customer of the night just by keeping his hands to himself, talking nice, and paying me my asking price. Stripping is beautiful like that.

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    Stippers like fat guys?

    *Runs to the nearest gravy buffet*


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    Alright - I've been lurking for the most part on this site because I find it pretty entertaining (Sneaky, I realize that) but this thread alone has put me over the top on the whole 'hating on young guys because they don't have money or they are asswholes' stereotype (which it is!).

    1. I'm 21 - I always and no exaggeration, ALWAYS drop over 700 dollars everytime I go. For instance, I'm going this weekend and I have a little over 1300 that I'm going with. Plus me and my friends always dress nice even though it isn't necessary. We just do it to put out a sign that we are there to spend money.

    I realize that I can be termed an exception, but I refuse to believe it because I know a lot of my friends throw down at least 400+ minimum. When I see women that won't look my way because they assume I'm young and broke - but then I pull my money out to buy a drink and all of sudden they want to talk. Ha! Like that is going to happen...

    2. As for the asswhole comment - There is just as much (I think more) a possibility of an older guy being an asswhole than a young guy. The older guys simply don't give a shit anymore because it is kind of the whole "been there, done that" attitude. I treat everyone with respect as do my friends because we understand its a job. Yes, we get completely drunk but we have never been thrown out for as loud as we are. I don't ask for girls numbers but I've received numbers from girls but I never end up texting or calling them.

    Keep in mind - the bouncers at our club don't give a shit who you are and are the type that will throw you through the door using your head and leave you on the street. I find it weird that in all the times i've gone and see someone taken care of by a bouncer, they are never young guys.

    I spend this much money but I only go 1-2 times a month so I realize im not termed or "regular" which I guess you guys consider good customers but when I do go, I'm not sitting there like a log.

    Sorry for the book - I just wanted put it out there that some of you guys need to realize all young guys aren't broke or asswholes. I go to college but I work too.

    ....i'll stop now...
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    I'll bet that Fat Bastard doesn't brag about how money he 'drops', or pull out a 'stack' so all those dumb girls see how much money they won't be getting either...

    btw, it's spelled "asshole"
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    Quote Originally Posted by millions_of_peaches View Post
    I'll bet that Fat Bastard doesn't brag about how money he 'drops', or pull out a 'stack' so all those dumb girls see how much money they won't be getting either...
    Oh - I'm not trying to start a fight with anyone but just trying to argue something that some women state as a fact.

    Looking back at my post - I never said "dumb girls" (why put words in my mouth?) and I pull out money when I buy a drink. It is hard to get one without money in my experiences at the bar. Also it is money they will be getting because I usually spend it all - I go for a good time with friends. At the same time I'm not going to spend money on one dancer if they come up to me when I have my money out (whether it is bad timing or not - It is just a thing I don't like ) I'm a firm believer that flaunting money brings unwanted attention. So you are missing the point on what I'm trying to say.


    If using "stack" and "drop" is bad - Sorry to offend you. But at the same time, If you rather have an old man wag his tongue at you instead of trying to talk to a younger guy - Well more power to you!

    The spelling error is noted for future reference!
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    YbutB, thanks for your input, we know some young guys have money, but it is the exception. Also, this is stripping general, which is generally reserved for women or men in the industry. Try the lounge-thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrodieLux View Post
    I generally luck out because the young guys get really excited about me whereas the older men don't find me their type, for whatever reason. Well tonight was an exception. This very very big fat corrections officer came in and flagged me down and gave me $30 tip up front and then handed me a VIP ticket (in this club, custie buys ticket and gives it to the dancer). So I was thinking, OK he's gross but whatever it's only 20 mins. So I tried my best to deal with it. Well, it got a lot worse. Not only was he repulsive in appearance -- he had an uncanny resmeblance to Fat Bastard in the Austin Powers movie -- but he had this disgusting habit of opening his mouth wide and sticking his tongue and wiggling it around nonstop. I had to stop myself from laughing at the ridiculousness of this. And if that wasn't bad enough, he started trying to jack off in the middle of the dance (hand over his clothes). I said, "Sorry sweetie you can't do that here." He replied, "Oh, I thoguht it might turn you on."

    !!!!!

    I nearly vomited on him. BLEH!

    He asked for another dance but I couldnt bring myself to do it so I told him I had someone waiting. He said OK and then sought me out again later but I avoided him.

    Nastiest experience so far!
    Great info. I have a guy that I know that I am going to be "stuck with" at the end of the month. He's 6'2" and weights 425 pounds. He goes into clubs and he's always looking for extras. Since its going to be a big group of us, no pun intended, I'm trying to figure out a way to not associate with him that night. I think I'll just tell him that I'm not comfortable going to a club with him and knowing he's looking for extras.

    FYI, I've only been with this guy in a group at a club once. He didn't do anything. I had warned #5 and her friends before hand incase something did happen. Since then, I've found out that my speculations regarding him are true.

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    there's a customer who comes to my club who resembles what you speak of to a T. red hair (although balding), really large, sometimes wears a hat with a "nixon now!" button on it. talks about all kinds of shit/talks out his ass/is obnoxious and rude...

    but he spends fairly well. his name (at least what we know him as) is matt/matthew

    i wonder if it's the same guy. i'm assuming you live somewhere else, but i know he travels.

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    "2. As for the asswhole comment - There is just as much (I think more) a possibility of an older guy being an asswhole than a young guy. The older guys simply don't give a shit anymore because it is kind of the whole "been there, done that" attitude. I treat everyone with respect as do my friends because we understand its a job. Yes, we get completely drunk but we have never been thrown out for as loud as we are. I don't ask for girls numbers but I've received numbers from girls but I never end up texting or calling them."

    Although the whole tone of this dude's post was pretty annoying, he has a valid point. I repeatedly run into older men who have the mentality that they've been around the block so many times and they're going to screw
    with me before I can do it to them. Older men who love to tell me stories of hoookers who cost less than even the drink they are buying me and what makes me think I'm so special to ask for so much yet put out only a dance or offer merely my company. Not to mention the overly-aggro dude's (like OP's custie) who just want to try and get away with as much in twenty minutes as they think they can.
    I really feel that this behavior is manipulative and predatory on the part of the customer. It's okay to say "no" to money if the guy is just paying to molest me. Why would I want to talk myself out of those boundaries? If OP's best money is with younger guys, then have at them. I know I used to be wary of them but here, most of my good money is from 19-y/o sailors who really don't want to wierd me out so that I stick around. I know not all older men are Johns but some do make me feel like it doesn't matter if I express my discomfort with thier behavior. After practically fighting a man's hands for a half hour (and even though I was charging him double!) I excused myself from one man only to here him mumble, "You're not the first whore I've run into and you certainly won't be the last".
    Really encouraging.

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    i would choose a fat guy who books me for twenty minutes at a time over a young idiot who tries to squeeze any bit of free time possible anytime. i feel a bit sorry for him. i hope he didn't realise you weren't actually busy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sexysunny View Post
    i would choose a fat guy who books me for twenty minutes at a time over a young idiot who tries to squeeze any bit of free time possible anytime. i feel a bit sorry for him. i hope he didn't realise you weren't actually busy.
    I know I'm not supposed to respond in here but you act as every guy that is younger is looking for a girlfriend at the SC. There are exceptions! So you are telling me the majority of older guys don't try to talk to you a little bit before getting a dance? They just go right for the dance - no questions asked? I find that hard to believe.
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    dude, we realize that there are exceptions. In my experience though, 95% of young guys where I am fit the stereotype. So statistically, it is in my best interest to avoid them, unless I have no better prospects to approach. I'm sorry if that offends you, but it is strictly a numbers game.

    Let me break it down for you. Assume that 60% of young guys are a complete waste of time, 35% are good for one dance only, and 5% spend bank like you do. AND, you already said you only go to clubs once or twice a month, so there is a chance on any given night that NONE are going to spend bank.
    Also, let's assume that of older gentlemen, 30% are a complete waste of time, 30% are good for one dance only, and 40% will spend bank.

    Since I work about 4 times a week, you can see how even if I miss out on one young guy spending lots of money one time, I will always come out better approaching older guys only.

    And GFO out of Stripping General already!
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    ^^Thank you for writing that out, because it was pretty much what I was going to say.

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    Quote Originally Posted by youngBUTbanking View Post
    I know I'm not supposed to respond in here but you act as every guy that is younger is looking for a girlfriend at the SC. There are exceptions! So you are telling me the majority of older guys don't try to talk to you a little bit before getting a dance? They just go right for the dance - no questions asked? I find that hard to believe.
    Ummm, generally, yes. They do-maybe a little what's your name, etc, but rarely much more than that. Austinat is totally correct.

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