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    Default I'm told this is NOT a joke. "Smell Yo Dick". SRSLY?

    Ahem. This is a release from "Riskaydramaqueen". Allow me to quote:

    Why you comin' home
    5 in the morn,
    Something's going on -
    Can I smell your dick?

    Don't play me like a fool,
    'Cause that ain't cool.
    So what you need to do
    Is let me smell your dick.


    This isn't a video, just a way of letting you hear the song. Plus assorted photos of the artiste behind the music.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VhPHtKinmA

    According to Howard this morning, this is for real. Say it ain't so, someone. Help. Tell me I'm just a sucka. Restore my faith in humanity. Djoser? Mr. C? Have you gotten any requests for this yet? (Maybe there are a few choice ladies for whom you might like to reserve this?)

    (If this has been posted elsewhere, apologies - I did a search but did it admittedly quickly.)
    "Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins

    "I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott

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    Default Re: I'm told this is NOT a joke. "Smell Yo Dick". SRSLY?

    everyone should smell my dick, it smells like roses!

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    Default Re: I'm told this is NOT a joke. "Smell Yo Dick". SRSLY?

    mine smells like apples and cinnamon

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    Default Re: I'm told this is NOT a joke. "Smell Yo Dick". SRSLY?

    i say kill her

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    Default Re: I'm told this is NOT a joke. "Smell Yo Dick". SRSLY?

    I smell my dick nightly.

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    That is crazy hilarious ^_^
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    Default Re: I'm told this is NOT a joke. "Smell Yo Dick". SRSLY?

    It may not be a joke to her but I've been laughing my ass off over it since November.

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    Default Re: I'm told this is NOT a joke. "Smell Yo Dick". SRSLY?

    welcome to florida (she lives maybe an hour from me)

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    Default Re: I'm told this is NOT a joke. "Smell Yo Dick". SRSLY?

    Bwahahaha! I can't stop laughing! The sad part is....I like the beat!

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    Default Re: I'm told this is NOT a joke. "Smell Yo Dick". SRSLY?

    awesome!!!!!

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    Default Re: I'm told this is NOT a joke. "Smell Yo Dick". SRSLY?

    Ha ha ha! Comedy.
    "We all must suffer from one of two pains: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret. The difference is discipline weighs ounces while regret weighs tons. In order to achieve what others don't, you have to do what others won't."


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    I only made it halfway through the song before I shut it off. I thought it was so ghetto, nothing clever to it at all, and to me it wasn't funny or sexy, just trashy.

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    Default Re: I'm told this is NOT a joke. "Smell Yo Dick". SRSLY?

    First heard this on Howard Stern and could not stop laughing...
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    Best. Song. Ever.

    Right up there with

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    I just grabbed it off Frostwire. SO playing this before work on Wednesday.
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    Zomg. That was probably the funniest thing I'll hear all day. Hi.LARIOUS. Good find, Ms Rose!


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    Haha. Thats hilarious.


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    She has another one on MySpace called "Dis Yo Pussy". It's like she woke up and thought "You know, Lil Kim and Trina haven't pushed the ho envelope far enough. I'm on it!"
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    OMG!!! That is Fucking Great!! Lmao......

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    Default Re: I'm told this is NOT a joke. "Smell Yo Dick". SRSLY?

    Just like that crap from the ying yang twins "we're not twins"
    Visit me on myspace , Let me know if your from SW !!!!

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    Ohmylord that was hysterical!

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    Default Re: I'm told this is NOT a joke. "Smell Yo Dick". SRSLY?

    This song pretty much sucks. I find it funny though, because I worked with a girl who busted her man cheating in exactly the same way. He kept coming home from "errands" and quickly jumping in the shower. She grabbed his junk, and found...Eau De Other Girl Vagina. Gross, but hey...it worked.
    waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrChristopher View Post
    She grabbed his junk, and found...Eau De Other Girl Vagina. Gross, but hey...it worked.
    "Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins

    "I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott

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    Well, now I might START.
    "Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins

    "I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott

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    My recent ex loved this song. One of many reasons she's my recent ex. At least she never asked me to smell little Snappa.
    -Snappa-

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