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    DON'T tell the cpl that you are SOOO attracted to them both, want to have sex with them, you've had many 3-somes before and are totally cool with it...then proceed to get PLASTERED on a cpl drinks(on their tab), BEG to go home with them when they drop you off at your house and pass out in THEIR bed after puking your gutsout all over the guest bed.

    Ugh

    So..had ourselves a 3-some tonight but damn. SHe came into the master bedroom afterwards and crawled into MY bed after puking all over the guest room. Hubby offered to help me clean up, but he is REALLLY not good with puke where it doesn treally bother me, and the two of them(who work together) have to get up in a few hours for work while I am free to sleep all day if I want. SO I told him to just go sleep in the bed with her while I clean up and sleep in the guest room. He was very reluctant to allow this, but I forced him. It was really the only thing that made sense...if I had to get up early too or we were both off the next day that would be one thing..but whatever.

    I'm just slightly annoyed that this chick has been flirting for MONTHS (to the point of making out with hubby a cpl times without me, which is fine with me, but def speaks to interest and not just one drunken oops night) and was talking about doing this BEFORE she started drinking tonight...then got so drunk she puked in my guest room. Sexy.

    Anyone interested in being the third in a 3-some...dont do that. Please. It's gross and kills the mood. At least for me(I'm sure hubby is still hapy about having a 3-some!)

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    awww sweetie that is the suX0rs. At least you got some beforehand though! My first threesome I was the one who got too drunk, but I didn't barf everywhere.

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    ouch, that sucks. Sorry Cameron!!

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    Back when I was 21 and not even a stripper yet, there was this married couple that wanted to have a threesome with me BAD. I was open to experiment and try anything once, so I agreed to give it a go. They proceeded to get me rediculously fucked up. Like, flaming Dr. peppers, snake bite shots. We get to the hotel room, I immediatly fall into bed half passed out, saying go for it. do it. I don't care, here I am, fuck me. To their credit, they didn't.
    Next time we all went out...same thig happened again. and again. Finally they realized getting me that drunk was a bad idea, so they tried to cut me off before the point of fucked up. That night, I chickened out and faked a period.


    But anyway, Cam..that sucks. I can't stand to clean up puke. Or give up my bed. I would have made my guy carry the girl back to the guest room, lol.With a note saying clean up yrou vomit before you leave.

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    Icky, ick. I had a bad threesome over the weekend. I don't care what anyone says--sex is NOT like pizza. It really can suck. Well, so can pizza. I suppose nothing in life is guaranteed.

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    OK, I feel ya being miffed about the drunxxorz and puke. But I don't get... you're upset that she was gunning for him/you/ya'll before tonight? /confused

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    ^^I read that Cam is miffed the chick let herself get majorly screwed up, seeing as how she's been planning/wanting this for a long time. It wasn't just a drunken idea.

    Maybe she built the whole thing up too much and drank out of nervousness?

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    Ohhhhh k gotcha

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    Oh no! Poor thing, she must be so embarrassed.

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    Oh god, this sounds so familiar. My fist and only 3-some happened like this on new years, except both she and I were trashed, and apparently I puked in the bathroom, and she puked in the guest room, while boy cleaned it up. (And neither of us remember any of it).

    Sorry hon, that sucks. Boo for bad 3-somes
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dottie Rebel View Post
    ^^I read that Cam is miffed the chick let herself get majorly screwed up, seeing as how she's been planning/wanting this for a long time. It wasn't just a drunken idea.

    Maybe she built the whole thing up too much and drank out of nervousness?
    Exactly. We cut her off fairly early too because she has a habit of getting majorly fucked up drunk. And we didnt want her to be THAT drunk...I was buzzed too, but I wouldnt want to have sex with a chick whos passed out.

    She had been talking about it all night, and many times before this so we knew she wanted it. And SHE was the agggressor when we got home...all over us, pulling clothes off, etc...

    It was only when it was done and we were getting ready for bed that she puked and was out of it..at that point I was sober since we hadnt had any drinks in awhile.

    So..it was fun, but now I have to spend my day doing pukey laundry and such...ugh...oh well..take the good with the bad I guess

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    Oh no! Poor thing, she must be so embarrassed.
    Actually she isnt. She doesnt care.She just broke up with her boyfriend and is out for fun and experimenting so she's happy. We didnt tell her she puked though and I dont know if she remembers that part. No need to tell her IMO. Why embarrass her.

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    Oh sure, but you can post it here. Thanks a lot, Cameron! I thought that was just going to stay between us.

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    It's awesome that you can keep your cool like you do. I would have been pissed off that some bitch wanted to use me and my man for sex, puked in my guest bed (that I had to clean up), and slept in MY bed with my man. Hell no!
    We don't have that kind of relationship where we invite other people into our bed, or have outside encounters. But if we were ever do branch out and have a threesome, you can be we'll both want to get it done, and kick them the hell out. There's no hospitality when I have to share my man.

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    ^^^

    Poor thing. I still feel bad for her. And you, of course! Nothing like cleaning up other people's drunken yak in the middle of the night!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan Wayward View Post
    Oh sure, but you can post it here. Thanks a lot, Cameron! I thought that was just going to stay between us.
    LOL..I WISH it was you!!!

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    It's awesome that you can keep your cool like you do. I would have been pissed off that some bitch wanted to use me and my man for sex, puked in my guest bed (that I had to clean up), and slept in MY bed with my man. Hell no!
    We don't have that kind of relationship where we invite other people into our bed, or have outside encounters. But if we were ever do branch out and have a threesome, you can be we'll both want to get it done, and kick them the hell out. There's no hospitality when I have to share my man.
    Meh...it isnt THAT big a deal to me. Just a minor annoyance. I was very happy she wanted to use us for sex!! And the puking..well...sometimes you just cant control that. She didnt do it on purpose and I doubt she even remembers doing it. Sleeping in my bed...meh. Didnt bother me. I think it bothered my husband more...but they were both exhausted and had to get up for work early, while I wasnt tired yet and could sleep all day.
    It was just more convenient for me to sleep elsewhere. It wasnt worth the effort it would have taken to get her back in the guest room. Plus I wouldnt put her to bed on pukey sheets...so I had to strip the bed and all and she was passed out cold by then. Too much effort to move her!

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    I remember the second time me and bf had, actually attempted a 3 some! Me and the chick got into the shower together and she was wasted! She ended up slipping and falling in the shower and proceeded to get up and was drunkedly laughing. I ended up having to hold her up and had to call my bf in to help carry her out of the shower, still laughing, and put her to bed on the couch. Yea, wasted chicks are no fun!
    I'm just glad she didn't puke. That would've topped the night off!

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    pfffffffffffffft. damned amatuers.

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    ^^ Ha hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! As opposed to those of us who are professional sluts!!!


    Hubby talked to her today at work..she's fine. She was worried at first that I would hate her for puking and then going to sleep in my bed(I guess she did remember that), but hubby reassured her that I was fine with it. I've drank with her before and I invited her back to the house(or rather gave the ok when she said she wanted to come over). I knew what I was getting myself into!

    Puke doesnt bother me. As long as she's happy today and doesnt regret it...which she doesnt since she knows now that nobody is mad at her for anything! In fact she's already talking about going out with us again.If we do...we will SERIOUSLY curtail her drinking..shes a real lightweight. I drank just as much as she did and was barely buzzed...a cpl beers and a shot of petron. Thats it to get her plastered apparently.


    Maybe we'll move her in and she can be our slave...shes kind of sub! Hmmm....she asked if she could stay with us when her lease is up and offered to "earn her keep". Probably more drama then we want ot put up with...but she'll be fun to play with from time to time. REALLY cute little tiny brunette too. REALLY cute!

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    Just FYI...I'm talking about it so much because its our forst TRUE FFM 3-some. We'd had a cpl where the girls played while the guy watched or just played withme...this is the first time all 3 played together the whole time.

    So I'm kind of excited...

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