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    Hey my Stripperweb Dudes.... Didn't see a thread on this...

    Tonight I had a guy ask me to bring another dancer over so that he could have back-to-back dances. I delivered... Tadah! I brought a beautiful asian girl over to introduce to him. "Okay this is _____! I'm going to do the next song for you, and then she's going to take a spin in your lap!" He hesitated for just a moment. She countered the perceived rejection with "Why not? Are you racist? You don't like Asians?"

    My lower jaw hit the floor. I tried to laugh it off and save the moment while saying "where did that come from?!" My guy simply sat back aghast and said, "I'm sorry, but I'm offended. I've never had anyone call me that before." Her: "So you're not going to get a dance?" Him: "I don't think I can now."

    For the love of pete.... What a buzz-kill. I mean... the atmosphere came to a grinding halt when she said that.

    What comebacks have you guys heard that just had you reeling, offended, aghast, or surprised? What comebacks were an immediate buzz-kill? Any dick-shriveling rebuttals?
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    Default Re: Dick-shriveling buzz-killing comebacks....

    My all time favorite was the girl who called me an asshole because I turned down a dance request and then turned down her attempt to coerce a tip because she had walked over to ask me for a dance.

    As far as your story...

    Your experience is precisely why I go to clubs alone, avoid "tag team dancers" and almost never do a double dance or dance with a lady who is "recommended" by another dancer. You were trying to help your customer and also trying to help this other dancer earn and she responded by acting like an idiot. Even if she felt rejected she should have kept her mouth shut and politely let the events play out.
    Unless you are absolutely certain how another dancer will react in a given social situation it's best to go it alone. I've heard so many stories from my ATF's about being in a booth with another dancer and a customer and being made to feel uncomfortable due to the other gal's behavior.

    I hope this gal's idiotic behavior didn't cost you any money.
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    Default Re: Dick-shriveling buzz-killing comebacks....

    Wow, I don't think I've ever faced a come-back that provoked such a negative reaction in me. I'll keep this thread in mind, because I'm sure it will happen at some point.

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    Quote Originally Posted by paintgoddess View Post
    Tonight I had a guy ask me to bring another dancer over so that he could have back-to-back dances. I delivered... Tadah! I brought a beautiful asian girl over to introduce to him.
    I think you need an improv persona, so you can be the other dancer, too.

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    I know I'm not a guy but I've been the "other girl" before. When I've been rejected, I just politely excuse myself, say thank you, so that the main girl can make her money. Damn PG, you've had shitty luck trying to help other girls out lately, huh?? I think you're a one woman show. Screw everyone else!!

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    Kinda reminds me of an incident at Spearmint Rhino: an asian girl was asking me for a dance,

    I said, "no thank you."

    She said, "You must hate Asians, huh?"

    "No, not really."

    "You hate your own kind, don't you?" (I'm Asian)

    "No."

    "Yes, you do!" ::Storms off::


    Geez. Some girls take it personal. Kinda funny though, her accusations were completely off - the last two times I visited SR, I went to the VIP room with Asian girls.

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    Default Re: Dick-shriveling buzz-killing comebacks....

    Hmmm The only thing I can recall that was surprising, or say a little annoying was getting a bit of a third degree after giving a dancer a polite "no thank you". This just wasn't enough for her and she asked "why not?" and started suggesting possible reasons like "so I'm not your type?" and whatnot. It became a delicate situation uneccesarily.
    Interesting story Paint Goddess. Thanks for that.
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    Default Re: Dick-shriveling buzz-killing comebacks....

    It wasn't really a hustle since I had already accepted a dance but it's what comes to mind.

    I had already taken her up on her offer for five dances for $100. We're about to begin and she straddles my lap facing me.

    Dancer: "You're not going to try to negotiate a cheaper price are you?"
    Me: "What?"
    Dancer: "It's just that your kind always does."
    Me: "Excuse me?!"

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    Default Re: Dick-shriveling buzz-killing comebacks....

    Wow, I had to look way back into my post history to find this TR with a major buzz killing experience....

    http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sho...postcount=2441

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    Default Re: Dick-shriveling buzz-killing comebacks....

    Been to too many clubs and heard too many come-backs to get phased by much. The usual are race-related. If they're not white, they accuse me of not liking their race. If they're white, they accuse me of not liking "our" race ... or tall women ... or petite women ... or blonds ... or redheads. These dancers take the job too personally, are dumb, will burn out soon, and have way too high of an opinion of themselves (so obviously the customer must have a problem).

    When they do make that remark, I usually reply, "Did that help your ego survive?" Yeah, that usually upsets them but I don't sweat it. If they argue more, I simply say, "Please go away." If they don't, I wave over the bouncer. Rarely does a dancer stay around when she sees the bouncer coming over. If she does, I have never had a bouncer that took the dancer's side once I told him what happened.

    Paintgoddess, did you ask the guy what he would like for the other girl? That usually solves this kind of a problem. "Someone like you.", "That one over there.", "Any Asians working tonight?", "Someone with nice feet like yours.", etc. They might like variety or not. If not, they might like something about you and that's why they picked you and never assume you know what that reason is. Who knows, you might find out that you're the favorite of those with long neck fetishes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Twin Tattoo View Post
    Paintgoddess, did you ask the guy what he would like for the other girl? That usually solves this kind of a problem.
    It was to cover the last two dances of the night and they had cut three quarters of the girls already. The ones that hadn't been cut yet were already in the back putting on their street clothes. I actually ran into the dressing room yelling "Is there anyone back here with stripper clothes still on that wants to make $10? I got a guy that wants a dance!" There were no girls left on the floor. Beggars can't be choosers... but he certainly didn't deserve what he got. I'll never work with her again.
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    ...I assume you probably don't want to deal with pervs, and the guys that just don't give a fuck about money are like unicorns...
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    I know I have said it before, and I'll say it again.... THE VAGINA IS NOT A CLOWN CAR!


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    Quote Originally Posted by paintgoddess View Post
    What comebacks have you guys heard that just had you reeling, offended, aghast, or surprised?
    LOL..you mean, besides the usual unsolicited comments about DUIs, unresolved daddy issues, or about how she couldn't wait to drop out of high school and work at KFC, etc? most of the time, i tend to view them with wry bemusement. i just chuckle, give them a double-take and shrug my shoulders as if to say,"these girls..."
    Quote Originally Posted by paintgoddess View Post
    Any dick-shriveling rebuttals?
    literally? i've mentioned it before, but long story, short: during a dance, a four word compliment about a stripper's skin was met by a long, babbling reply about her beauty regimen, her pregnancy and finally segued into a tale of how her BF punched her in the breadbasket while 9 months pregnant. needless to say, when she asked if i would like another dance. much to her surprise, my answer was,"no, i think i'm done....for the week". LOL.
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    The dancer I've been seeing recently asked me during a dance to call her my girlfriend. Not wanting to derail the moment, I did. She then went on to say that she couldn't wait to see what I had in store for her for Valentines Day and how the last three years she hadn't had a boyfriend and how this year was going to be different.

    She's just recently started sending me emails talking about how depressed she is and how much she hates her job. She's so glad she met me and how she knows that I'm going to make her life so much better.

    Today I received an email and she wants to see me tonight but she doesn't feel like working and would appreciate it if I would "buy her out". Has things that she needs to discuss with me.

    I'm starting to look at the hills and planning my escape route.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob_Loblaw View Post
    I had already taken her up on her offer for five dances for $100. We're about to begin and she straddles my lap facing me.

    Dancer: "You're not going to try to negotiate a cheaper price are you?"
    Me: "What?"
    Dancer: "It's just that your kind always does."
    Me: "Excuse me?!"
    LOL, exactly what kind are you?

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    I was in a particularly loud and busy club one night when a dancer stops by and very softly says "Hi, wanna dance?" Me, not always having the best of hearing and not wanting to assume it was the standard "wanna dance" question, responded "I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you", her reply was a loud and angry "HI, YOU WANNA DANCE" all the while making a lame attempt to make sign language signs with her hands.

    I just glared at her until she left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howie View Post
    Has things that she needs to discuss with me.
    Run. Away. Wait... or you could do some recon for us... see what she has to say... and then post here and give us something else to laugh at. That would rock. Take one for the team, Richard.
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    I know I have said it before, and I'll say it again.... THE VAGINA IS NOT A CLOWN CAR!


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    Irony tickles my funnybone. So unless its absolutely loathsome, and even that can be funny sometimes in the S-C context, when something like this takes place in a strip-club I usually just laugh. Since it is not the reaction they expected it can sometimes result in some very unusual stuff. Sometimes even funnier than what originally set me off, or - very rarely - sexier.

    I've mentioned it before elsewhere but the only real buzz kill for me is at the point just before the dance begins where a dancer puts out her hand and asks for the money up front. That spot in my brain that appreciates the sensual, the erotic, or the erotically sensual just goes totally dead at that point and I wouldn't want a dance at that moment if it were offered for free. For me it is the ultimate buzz kill.

    It takes a while to work up the desire again.
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    BTW, while we are on the subject, is it needed to point out the obvious: That it is just possible that if you are willing to judge the worth of someone simply by what you read on a website about them it might say a whole hell of a lot more about you than it says about the person you are judging?

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    This was about a 2 years ago...

    I'm talking to the dancer and she is like "I think I've seen ya a while back"...and I was like yaaaa I remember you...I had saw her for the first time a few months back and then didn't see until this time months later...She was very attractive so I def. remembered her..and I was like "Where have you been? You only work week days (cause i only go on saturdays) or something?"

    She goes ...."No actually i was in South Carolina the past few months..." ...Me: Oh ya? What for? ...."I was in jail"....

    Ohhhhhh...Weird...What happened...

    Got in a fight with my ex-boyfriend...And I stabbed him...

    I start laughing...thinking it was a joke...No..It wasn't a joke....

    .....My friend got a dance from her and saved me.....He thought I was just being nice by having the pretty dancer go up to him..No...I was just worried for my own safety if I said something wrong...
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    Quote Originally Posted by paintgoddess View Post
    What comebacks have you guys heard that just had you reeling, offended, aghast, or surprised? What comebacks were an immediate buzz-kill? Any dick-shriveling rebuttals?
    This may not answer your question specifically. I don't often find myself in the situation you describe because I tend not to initiate conversation with any dancers I don't already know. If a girl comes up to me with any kind of slutty come-on or promises of leniency in the PD area, or if she grabs my crotch right there at the bar, she has no chance of a dance then and possibly ever.
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    Last Saturday at my local Hustler Club I'm sitting at the stage watching a cute little spinner and the DJ is talking to damn much. I tell the dancer that I wish the DJ would shut up, he sounds like an idiot. She replies, "that's my boyfriend".

    I thought I was going to get beat up.

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    I has at DVLDs in Vegas. The dancer said the rules were I could touch anything except her pussy. During the sixth dance, she asks, "Are you married? What does your wife think of you getting lapdances?" I reply, "I really don't want to talk about my wife while I'm running my hands all over your naked body." There was no seventh dance, and I left the club after that. Kinda spoiled the experience, even though she was a really hot dancer.

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    I'm laughing so hard. Some girls are seriously lacking in game. To say the least.


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    Golden showers... LOL. That is disgusting, but to each their own I guess. Had I been propositioned for this in a noisy club, I might have said "Um, sure!", not knowing what it was until I was soaked and completely horrified!

    Not wanting to offend the dancers, and being new to SC's, I decided a compliment before rejection would be the safest bet. I usually said "You are a very pretty girl, but no thank you." or "Your're a beautiful woman, but I'm saving my money for my favorite.", smiling all the while.

    I had 2 girls that still seemed offended/pissed off, but they quietly retreated without making a scene. The rest smiled and moved on.

    The only buzz kill I had in my little experience would be this. I went to a club looking for 2 particular dancers who I wanted to get LD's from. I found one of them that night, but she had a cold, and was blowing her nose by the bar. She noticed me watching her and came over and talked with me a little. She could tell I wasn't interested and moved on. She didn't even offer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UtahMike View Post
    I has at DVLDs in Vegas. The dancer said the rules were I could touch anything except her pussy. During the sixth dance, she asks, "Are you married? What does your wife think of you getting lapdances?" I reply, "I really don't want to talk about my wife while I'm running my hands all over your naked body." There was no seventh dance, and I left the club after that. Kinda spoiled the experience, even though she was a really hot dancer.

    You just reminded me of my girlfriend..

    She does this in VIP if they are hard to handle after they have already paid.

    I haven't done it but on a couple occasions I have to laugh at how eager they are to leave.

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