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    Geez, can I even post an ad on craigslist that CLEARLY says I am looking for FEMALE friends and FEMALE friends ONLY without some fucktard sending me a message saying "I wish I was a girl, I would be your friend" It just really gets on my nerves, the idiot probably thinks i' gonna reply with something too. Why do men DO this??!! Rant over and I am a little tipsy, I have had a few Bacardi and Cokes.

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    Men on Craigslist think any and all women there are fair game, no matter what you specify you're looking for. They do this because they desperately want to get laid.

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    And they will try anything and everything to get laid, lol, hoping to find a girl that will bite. They need to look in erotic services, they will have a lot better luck.

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    This does remind me of the men who beep or yell things out in their car when you are walking along the street. Like what do they expect us to do? Be like 'OMG please pull over'? Bah. Umm or not.
    Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aussiebelle View Post
    This does remind me of the men who beep or yell things out in their car when you are walking along the street. Like what do they expect us to do? Be like 'OMG please pull over'? Bah. Umm or not.
    HAHAHA, I know! They're like wooooooooo whoooooooo baby!! Honk honk!! I'm like fuck off, do they REALLY think we're gonna go running up to them saying "oooooh baby, I want to go fuck you right now"

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    ^ Wait, you mean that doesn't work?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer View Post
    ^ Wait, you mean that doesn't work?
    Well has it ever worked for you?
    Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Casual Observer View Post
    ^ Wait, you mean that doesn't work?
    Hahaha, you dirty man

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    Yeah..I place an ad once for a girl to round out a 3-some. All I got were guys saying.."I'm not a girl but..." HAVE PENIS DO NOT APPLY.

    Guys always think they are the exception to the NO GUYS rule, Ugh

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    Many guys in general are desperate, specially the ones on craigslist. In fact ALL the guys on craigslist are desperate

    What did you expect to find there?

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    ^^^^ Erm, female friends? Go back and read her OP.

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    i have that exact same problem on myspace. i don't have a whole lot of female friends and i'd love to make some more, but whenever i post out a bulletin asking if any cool chicks in my city wanna meet up and hang out, i get at least 200 messages from guys saying

    "i wish i was a cool chick so i could hang out with you!"

    "hi ashlee i know you said you're looking for girls to hang out with but i am a really nice guy and i would really like to be your friend, i have heaps of girl friends and i have been friends with strippers before and i'm really, really nice and i'm not just saying this to get in your pants, i swear i'm a nice guy i just want to be friends so please message me back and we can hang out for a coffee or something or whatever you want, cos i'm a nice guy and i'm not a sleaze i promise so message me okay"

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    I have heard this complaint from all the women I know who have tried any of the lists. The usual complaint is that they say "Must be single" and the responses say, "I'm not single, but....", though pretty much any restrictions they list get ignored.

    I suspect the problem is that it doesn't cost the senders anything (in any currency you care to choose...money, emotions, effort) to do this. It's kind of the story about the guy who immediately asks every girl he meets if she will go to bed with him. He says that most of them tell him to buzz off, but every now and then, one says "Yes."

    All it takes is an email to respond to your ad, and if you just throw the email away, it has cost the sender almost zero effort. And if they don't care about that fact that they are irritating the shit out of you, not to mention increasing your workload, it's all good for them--either you will throw the email away, or you will be so intrigued by their charms that you will bend your rules. (I know, fat chance of that, but this is their fantasy.)

    It's the same mentality as spammers. They don't care that 99.9 percent of the recipients are going to just get irritated, as long as 0.1 percent fall for the spam.

    It's kind of discouraging that this mentality seems to be becoming the norm, at least among men.

    Sigh...

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    OMG I just posted an ad on craigslist for a fuck buddy and while some of the responses were witty gems that restore my faith in sex-positive humanity, others were just sad. They typically go like this

    a) I'm employed, this is what I do, I have this degree, "I don't live with mom" (actual quote)
    b) I love the outdoors, fishing, hiking, camping, skiing, snowboarding, rock climbing, etc.
    c) "I've been told I have an interesting sense of humor"
    d) "I'm a 30yr old writer and lead singer in a band." (actual quote)

    Oh here's another great one! "I might be yours to do as you will... granted you can turn me on and vice versa."

    and another "I'm a photography student graduated this spring, I enjoy photography, philosophy, philanthropy, underground pharmacies and pornography."

    Underground pharmacies? How much alliteration could he include in that sentence? Fucking hilarious.

    I'm an evil bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by michele_b View Post
    It just really gets on my nerves, the idiot probably thinks i' gonna reply with something too.

    He probably doesn't. I bet he sent that same kind of message (or even literally the same, copy paste) to 23987498324 women last night regardless of what their post said, knowing that 99% won't reply but that 1% of 347293742734 is something. Gross.


    Quote Originally Posted by michele_b View Post
    Why do men DO this??!! Rant over and I am a little tipsy, I have had a few Bacardi and Cokes.
    I recommend the drunk thread instead! I actually met a couple of cool girls off CL a while back, but the whole email process of getting there is just so nauseating for both genders that I don't bother. I'm sure it's even harder if you're looking for kind of a niche like you are (platonic girls) since most people are there to meet the opposite gender.

    So yeah stick with SW... And maybe best of CL - that crap is hilarious!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sun child View Post
    OMG I just posted an ad on craigslist for a fuck buddy and while some of the responses were witty gems that restore my faith in sex-positive humanity, others were just sad. They typically go like this

    a) I'm employed, this is what I do, I have this degree, "I don't live with mom" (actual quote)
    b) I love the outdoors, fishing, hiking, camping, skiing, snowboarding, rock climbing, etc.
    c) "I've been told I have an interesting sense of humor"
    d) "I'm a 30yr old writer and lead singer in a band." (actual quote)

    Oh here's another great one! "I might be yours to do as you will... granted you can turn me on and vice versa."

    and another "I'm a photography student graduated this spring, I enjoy photography, philosophy, philanthropy, underground pharmacies and pornography."

    Underground pharmacies? How much alliteration could he include in that sentence? Fucking hilarious.

    I'm an evil bitch.
    Likewise how much philanthropy can a recent photo grad engage in?

    What's so sad about b? the "etc"? It's not exactly thrilling reading but compared to some of the garbage the SW ladies post that they get off CL it seems quite civilized. Or was it just innappropriate info given the nature of your ad?

    Hahaha "vice versa" such a turn on.

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    Ha, I just got another email from a man. There was a picture attached and he looked like he was in his 40's with a girl around my age sitting beside of him, the name on the email was "Jerry" so I know it was from a guy. All it said was hi. OK hi? WTF? Anything else you have to say?

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    My new thing is walking around in public, looking at all the men and wonder just how many are the type of fucktards that post dick pics---since there's so many on CL, they must be all around us--scary!

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    Quote Originally Posted by OdysseusNJ View Post
    And maybe best of CL - that crap is hilarious!
    Oh yea, I never got to thank you for that! It has lighted up my life.

    Did you see the post I made about how I called a guy out on acting like "Every Girl Ever" was his own, with a few nips and tucks like giving the definition of "vacuous"? Lol. So he wrote back with the usual smarmy pseudo-intellectual reply about what an idiot I am. Good times.

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    haha thi thread has made me laugh!
    I remember i used to use chat rooms quite a bit yrs ago and guys would always ping me and sasy how they are photographers for FHM mag or something like that! I mean they havent seen any pics of me and i havent described myself yet thats first thing they message you just to see if you will send them some nudie shots!
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    Craigslist lights my man bashing fire. What total fucking idiots. First of all, nobody wants to see pictures of your disgusting dick. It's not cute and it doesn't turn us on, you narcissistic dumbasses.

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    Right? Have you lived in society? When have men ever seen proof that a woman will have sex w/you, even with a busted face and gross body, just bc you have a nice wang-wang? By giving us a dick pic, you are in fact proving that your face and body is too ugly to show.

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    This is no different from Myspace. Men are handicapped by their dumbsticks. Also, a lot of people log into CL when they're fucked up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sun child View Post

    and another "I'm a photography student graduated this spring, I enjoy photography, philosophy, philanthropy, underground pharmacies and pornography."

    Underground pharmacies? How much alliteration could he include in that sentence? Fucking hilarious.

    I'm an evil bitch.
    Yeah...WTF is an underground pharmacy??? Is that slang for street drugs or something? Am I out of the junkie slang loop?

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    Craigslist sucks! There are better places. Use CL for non-sexy classifieds.

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