OMG I just posted an ad on craigslist for a fuck buddy and while some of the responses were witty gems that restore my faith in sex-positive humanity, others were just sad. They typically go like this
a) I'm employed, this is what I do, I have this degree, "I don't live with mom" (actual quote)
b) I love the outdoors, fishing, hiking, camping, skiing, snowboarding, rock climbing, etc.
c) "I've been told I have an interesting sense of humor"
d) "I'm a 30yr old writer and lead singer in a band." (actual quote)
Oh here's another great one! "I might be yours to do as you will... granted you can turn me on and vice versa."
and another "I'm a photography student graduated this spring, I enjoy photography, philosophy, philanthropy, underground pharmacies and pornography."
Underground pharmacies?

How much alliteration could he include in that sentence? Fucking hilarious.
I'm an evil bitch.
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