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    Someone be my valentine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Happy national sucks that your single as usual day.

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    BE MINE, POOKA!!!




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    Well it's a lil' hard to compete with a Hardkandee Valentine....specially for an old grumpy meanie like me...but you have always been an Uber-sweetheart Mah Dear Pookashell...so if ya put a few bananas in my Paypal account Imma all yours !! Happy Valentines Pshell!!!

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    Makayla said she'd send you one of her homemade Valentine cards.

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    Can I be your valentine? (yes I know, pre-emptive rejection, but I'll cope)

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    Oh, can I share the Pooka-tine with you Hardkandee?

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    i will! i will! "raises hand"

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    Quote Originally Posted by PookaShell View Post
    Someone be my valentine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Happy national sucks that your single as usual day.
    I don't have anyone to be mine either Pooka! This is the first time in 10 years and it's suckin ass!! I have no one to buy all that lovey stuff for and it sucks!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseLeigh View Post
    Oh, can I share the Pooka-tine with you Hardkandee?
    Of course! The more the merrier. Hehe... Pooka-tine!



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    *loves on Miz Pooks*

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    Pooka I bet you can get a valentine in every timezone (well except for those BS ocean ones) on SW! Consider EST taken care of!

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    Aweee you guys are so sweet. Who needs a valentine when I have sw?

    Venus - Tell Makayla to whip out the glitter! I could sooo use a homemade valentine.

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    On behalf of all of Stripper web may I please say Pooka would you.....

    [IMG]http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefU_ErNHYmYAFQGjzbkF/SIG=12qrmiu76/EXP=1203004351/**http%3A//shekinah.elysiumgates.com/holidays/valentine/beourvalentine.jpg[/IMG]


    Why wont my pictures show up??? pooka please go to that link its a nice picture.... Here is the link:
    http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0WTefU_Er...rvalentine.jpg
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    There you go.


    Don't worry if you don't have a valentine (though you have many here). Its only Valentine's Day. A useless and corporate holiday made up to capitalize on the obsessive "must buy stuff when we are told to" mindset. Once you find that special someone you'll realize the futility of having a holiday tell you when to tell someone they are special to you.

    You have many people do that for you here each and every day, so be appreciative. At SW, every day is Pooka's valentine's day.
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    Guy #2: Dude, I'd hit that so hard whoever could pull me out would become the King of England.

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    Thanks Dj!
    You Cant Quit until you try, You cant live until you die, You Cant learn to tell the truth until you learn to lie.You Cant Breath Until you choke,You gotta Laugh When your the Joke, Theres Nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive! Will you swear on your life, that no one will cry at my Funeral!
    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    Yes please save me from this life of debauchery! You can all kneel down and worship at the Church of the Holy Clitoris to convince me!!

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    We're ALL your Valentine. We LOVE our Pooka!!

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    Oh honey here you are a lot of peoples Valentine! As sweet as you are please! fights will break out cause they want to be yours lol

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    I'm working on a plan to package all the SW gals and then to send them to your out-in-the-middle-of-a-field-in-Texas home. Although your heart should be safe with them, please do remember to protect your chocolates.

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    I'm just getting in line to send a big heart your way.
    JK Jim

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    Been married 20 years and never had a valentine gift
    I'm getting his on Monday- a Legal document from the court!! He! he! (not just because he never gets me valentine gifts I might add)

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    Pooka, I'll be thinking about you tomorrow!




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    *sends valentine love to pooka*

    i've never had a proper valentine either or a boyfriend on valentine's day.
    the closest i've got to a valentine is a text message from an ex who i want absolutely nothing to do with
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    Quote Originally Posted by PookaShell View Post
    Someone be my valentine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Happy national sucks that your single as usual day.
    February has my two hated days...Valentine's Day and my birthday.

    But I will take one for the team and be your valentine. I need a valentine too!

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