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    .....do people openly refer to their customers as PLs (Pathetic Losers), and the customers embrace it


    Feel free to add your own. hehe

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    I dont have any off the top of my head, but that made me lol.

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    ...would someone tell you to use Anal Ease when plucking your eyebrows.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette View Post
    .....do people openly refer to their customers as PLs (Pathetic Losers), and the customers embrace it
    Well, it's pretty easy because we are pathetic losers. It's like on our birth certificates and everything.

    No matter how smart, successful, rich, funny, hott, cute, famous or insane you happen to be; no matter how many clubs you've been to anywhere in the world, and no matter how many years you've been clubbing, the minute you walk into any club, anywhere, you can get PL'd to the wall. Then ground up, drained of your cash and spit out. Done!

    The minute you think you are above getting PL'd, you lose your edge and all sense of club reality. You start slipping in your ability to parse SS, you (God forbid) can even fail to recognize it. You're actually less fun to be around because you project yourself as being less vulnerable, above it all, better than the girls, which, of course, makes you come across as this colossal obnoxious horse's ass. A twatwaffle of epic proportions.

    Ultimate vulnerability to the girls is what makes the experience enjoyable. You never know at any time if one of them will upend you, flip you over, or cause you to lose all sense of reality. I mean more than normal, since SCs generally are low on reality to start with.

    So yeah, we are all PL's.

    Here is my addition:

    Only on StripperWeb, can all these amazingly gorgeous, intelligent, funny and sexy dancers, each of which drives the hott-o-meter so far beyond "10" that it starts to shake, shudder and nearly explode into a thousand pieces like one of those Disney cartoon clocks, think the world will end if their roots are not perfect (we can't see them) or their acrylic nails are not the way they like them (we adore them) or their outfit is lame (our tongue is on the floor). We are guys, simple animals, cute, adorable, kinda stupid, but we love ourselves some strippahs. Don't ever, ever forget that overriding reality.

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    Oh by the way, too. The girls and another guy had an orgy with you in Random Thread without your knowledge. Only on Stripperweb.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgette View Post
    .....do people openly refer to their customers as PLs (Pathetic Losers), and the customers embrace it


    Feel free to add your own. hehe
    B, you are trying to bask in your own reflected glory. I used to think you were cool but now your ego is annoying

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    lol @ twatwaffle

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    I love the word twatwaffle !
    Feel the fear and do it anyway.

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    I find myself talking 'StripperWeb Talk' when I'm in the dressing room, haha. I find myself saying Stripperweb terms like 'extras,' 'custies', etc. I've been giving some of the girls in my club advice that I know I shouldn't be giving them because I forget that these are NOT SW girls that I am talking to. Bitches don't deserve to have any of the knowledge that I have gained from this site. I truly love SW and my StripperWeb girls.



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    Quote Originally Posted by The Other Owner View Post
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    The minute you think you are above getting PL'd, you lose your edge and all sense of club reality. You start slipping in your ability to parse SS, you (God forbid) can even fail to recognize it. You're actually less fun to be around because you project yourself as being less vulnerable, above it all, better than the girls, which, of course, makes you come across as this colossal obnoxious horse's ass. A twatwaffle of epic proportions.

    Ultimate vulnerability to the girls is what makes the experience enjoyable. You never know at any time if one of them will upend you, flip you over, or cause you to lose all sense of reality. I mean more than normal, since SCs generally are low on reality to start with.
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    Strangely, for those looking to enjoy the more subtle points of the fantasy being sold in an SC, what TOO wrote here has a strong element of truth to it. I've spent nights in SCs where I was far to tuned into the realities with my head, and I am sure I did come across as that "obnoxious horse's ass". Other nights I put that aside, entered PL mode, and the dancers also seemed to have a much better time playing me like a master musician plays a well known instrument. Truth is I had a better time being the PL

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    Talk as raunchy as you want w/o the fear freaking ppl out.

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    Only on SW have I met some incredibly intelligent, interesting, funny, and cool girls that are like me! There is no way any internetz forum IRL parties could compare to the tamest Stripperfest! Lulz

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    Only on Sw could I find the most amazing support system I've ever had. People who accept you for who you are, warts and all, and go out of their way to help make the lives of people they've never even met better.

    And only on SW can I get advice on everything from yeast infections (I still havent done it, but who knew you could cure it with a garlic bulb stuck up your cootch???) to investment banking?? And RELIABLE info at that!!!

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    do I learn stuff from people that have "been there" and aren't so anonymous that I question their opinions.

    And only on SW do girls share their pics to show that they are as hot as they say they are!
    Please don't lick me, it tickles..



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    I can ask a question about ANYTHING and get at least 3 really intelligent and serious answers, a bunch of cyberhugs and usually about 2 people telling me that I'm not PC enough. Somewhere in a thread there is someone replying who doesn't read the original post or starts discussing their genitalia and a bunch of people freak out and scream "TROLL!".

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    [quote=cameron_keys;1399452]Only on Sw could I find the most amazing support system I've ever had. People who accept you for who you are, warts and all, and go out of their way to help make the lives of people they've never even met better.

    And only on SW can I get advice on everything from yeast infections (I still havent done it, but who knew you could cure it with a garlic bulb stuck up your cootch???) to investment banking?? And RELIABLE info at that!!![/quote]




    Ditto yes, very true!!

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    Only on SW could I get away with posting nothing other than "I'm craving Mustard!" - and then receive fifteen responses about how mustard could be used in a sexual situation with a Pooka.

    Oh and whoever said it up there, the anal ease thing really works if you do it right! haha.

    Only on SW could I post a thread about my clit piercing, and then post five minutes later about my cats eye acting up. So diverse, is sw.

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    Truth is I had a better time being the PL
    I have to agree, generally speaking.
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    Only on SW can you observe random manboys trying so hard and typing so much to convince themselves that a dancer *really likes* him.

    Every. Single. Day.

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    Only on Stripperweb can I post about pretty much any thought or issue I'm having and get intelligent, thoughtful, even funny responses instead of, "Omg, too much info!". No prudes on SW.
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    SW is like an interactivee wikipedia - can get the answer to any question here!
    When I need to know something I immediately think SW.

    Of course the only online community and support system for people in our industry, cant beat that.

    Oh yeh and I never knew the term asshat before SW. I really love asshat.
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    ^and twatwaffle!
    If you think school is hard, try being stupid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    And only on SW can I get advice on everything from yeast infections (I still havent done it, but who knew you could cure it with a garlic bulb stuck up your cootch???)
    I've linked to this site at least twice before but it's been some time. That site's been around at least 5 years that I know of - I love it for the info AND for the presentation Anyway, the garlic thing is nothing new or exclusive to SW so we can't really claim "ownership" of that haha

    We can't claim the word twatwaffle either.


    But I think we should most definitely stake claim to the term Captain Save a Ho! I was amused to see some Bunny Ranch chic on an episode of Cathouse saying that they use it in reference to THOSE customers. When CLEARLY they must've been reading SW and stole it from US

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    Oh yeah. Only on StripperWeb would salespeople advise each other to use genital secretions applied externally as a way to increase sales! LOL

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    When you lead a nontraditional life don't try to measure it with traditional milestones.

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    ^^ only to have a PL start a whole new thread about how devious and unethical that is!

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