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    Well, this is a first.

    I just took a tinkle, and as I was wiping my hoo-ha, I felt a painful sensation. I look down...

    ....I be damned.... there is a spot of blood!

    My labia chapped... and popped... like lips do when it's cold!

    Could this be because of snow???? WTF???

    I neosporin-ed that sucker and I'm hoping for the best. Fuckin' aye!

    Maybe I'll invent Pussy Chapstick!
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    I had this happen once or twice in the last year. Never knew why and never happened again. They just got kinda dry and had one or two fine cracks.

    I used a tiny, tiny amount of A+D ointment on it (the stuff for diaper rash) and it healed so fast.

    I'd like to see Pussy Chapstick in a store though. Right next to the tampons. It would make someone at least laugh while PMSing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AmazingKat View Post
    I'd like to see Pussy Chapstick in a store though. Right next to the tampons. It would make someone at least laugh while PMSing.
    I'd formulate it so good people would use it on pussies, balls, lips, assholes, and creaky doors!
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    There's actually a product that's pussylipgloss. Damned if I can remember the name.

    Maybe you tore it fucking too hard?

    Or have herpes?

    Get tested?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    There's actually a product that's pussylipgloss. Damned if I can remember the name.

    Maybe you tore it fucking too hard?

    Or have herpes?

    Get tested?


    Uhm.... it's a hair-line crack.... a few microns wide... about a centimeter or two long. Unless herpes evolved into a new and waifish version (thin is in.... even for herpes!) I think I'm pretty safe.
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    Well I didn't know that! And who knows, maybe you have anorexic herpes! After all, it was coughing up blood when you found it!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    Well I didn't know that! And who knows, maybe you have anorexic herpes! After all, it was coughing up blood when you found it!
    My anorexic herpes has tuberculosis? That's what I get for douching with Chernobyl brand Pussy Wash.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    My anorexic herpes has tuberculosis? That's what I get for douching with Chernobyl brand Pussy Wash.
    ...first quote I ever siggy'd. I coughed up my Sanpelligrino reading that.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    I coughed up my Sanpelligrino reading that.
    Snob...
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    ...and thank you
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    Snob...
    Not really, I spelled it wrong. So I'm an illiterate snob.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ellebelle View Post
    Do they have a test for herpes? Last time I had an std test I noticed they didn't test for genital warts or herpes. I asked the doctor and he said they didn't have tests for them unless you were in an outbreak.

    Ugh gross... my funny little post is devolving into an all-out herpe-fest!

    Yes, they do have a test. A blood test. For both the genital and non-genital varieties.

    Have fun.
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    Yes, herpes can present itself as tiny cracks in the skin. I'll find a link when I'm not at school. And yes they have several tests, the igg tests for anti-bodies, and the western blot for hsv (very difficult to find but most accurate) tests for the strain itself. If you get one don't be surprised if it comes up hsv 1 pos, because most of us are exposed to that one when we are infants... thats the one where cold sores come from, and many people don't even realize they have it even if they can't remember ever having a coldsore. I'd get tested. Western blot if possible, because the igg is only accurate if you've had a recent outbreak.
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    Uhm... can we please refrain from talking about herpes in my thread?

    If there needs to be a Herpes thread you may make one.

    I had a chapped labia. That is all.
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    nice clarification.lol
    don't hate the player hate the game......

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    I get hairline cracks too on my labia. I just try to refrain from fucking and diddling until it starts to heal. Sometimes, if it's really bad and keeps cracking, I'll use some JO brand lube which is really soft and doubles as a skin conditioner so it doesn't dry out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post


    Uhm... can we please refrain from talking about herpes in my thread?

    If there needs to be a Herpes thread you may make one.

    I had a chapped labia. That is all.
    And it happens. Vaginal lips get dry and can tear.
    This is NOT Herpes.

    DO what you can to keep them moist for now hun and they will heal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    I'd formulate it so good people would use it on pussies, balls, lips, assholes, and creaky doors!
    Availible at your local sex shop and Home Depot.

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    I used to have the same problem as a child (and I definitely didn't have Herpes!). My Mommy used A&D on me too. It's like vaseline. In fact, you can use vaseline too as long as you keep it from getting into the kitty itself.

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    Update: The Neosporin did the trick. The little crack is not even visible. I'm doing a daily does of Vaseline to prevent any future chapping. So far so good.
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    This thread is fuckin hilarious

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    Well, this is a first.

    I just took a tinkle, and as I was wiping my hoo-ha, I felt a painful sensation. I look down...

    ....I be damned.... there is a spot of blood!

    My labia chapped... and popped... like lips do when it's cold!

    Could this be because of snow???? WTF???

    I neosporin-ed that sucker and I'm hoping for the best. Fuckin' aye!

    Maybe I'll invent Pussy Chapstick!
    um you should still get it checked out to make sure its not herpes because i described symptoms like this to a dr a while back and she said it sounded like herpes so she ran a blood test on me just in case. make sure to get the blood test, not a swab test

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    Default Re: Chapped *LIPS*

    I used to get this when I was little too. It was in no way possible due to herpes.

    I used some diaper rash stuff, probably the same kind everyone else is mentioning.

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