I just found a link to this site and thought it looked like it was worth sharing
Edited to add direct link to a chart.
I just found a link to this site and thought it looked like it was worth sharing
Edited to add direct link to a chart.
Last edited by MsQwerty; 02-13-2008 at 09:36 PM. Reason: Typo, lol.
Feature costumes for sale!
Bwhahahahaha! Omg this rocks so hard
http://www.penissizedebate.com/page4...size-trick.htm
Feature costumes for sale!
An eternally interesting topic fer sher.
BUT - I must admit the title of the thread makes me giggle at picturing an actual bog full of penises. Or maybe just one, some cursed mythical creature maybe, lurking in a swamp . . . waiting for you . . . Shhhh, don't wake the Bog Penis.
"Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins
"I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott
I thought Bog Penis sounded like a particularly frightening and messy venereal disease.
^^ I can't help picturing Swamp Thing's . . . thing.
"Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins
"I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott





omg... a diagram! a freaking diagram~!
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
^^^^Hahahahah!
AIEEEEEE! Severed bog penis AND being fisted by Swamp Thing-like thing! *runs*
Back to Ms Querty's nice big penis topic. Nice, normal, human, big penises.
"Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins
"I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott





What do yu have to freaking google to get that picture and WHY?
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
"Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins
"I just can't get over how much babies cry. I really had no idea what I was getting into. To tell you the truth, I thought it would be more like getting a cat." -- Anne Lamott
I don't even remember what I googled, LOL!
I like nice big penises too, but not too big. DEFINITELY not too long. But I loves me some girth.
Ssh. Don't tell K that's what I masturbate to.
God dammit, I just shot coffee out off my nose!
Fucking hysterical.




omg...the part on pussys was hilarious. apparently, guys who like hairy pussies are gay! did you know that? dude's a genius.





It must suck to be a guy sometimes. Imagine the anxiety over whether it was big and wide enough!! At least with girls no matter what your pussy looks like sex is still gonna feel good for your partner.
There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.
Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.





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oh i didn't read it all. HAHA.
There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.
Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.
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