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    What REALLY happened to the dinosaurs?

    Thank the Almighty Lord we have to tell us the real story!

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    WTF!!!! Let me wipe the tears from my eyes...this is too funny.
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    What in the hell? Dinosaurs went extinct because the oxygen levels in the air decreased (after the great flood, yo), and they became 'easier to catch', and so were hunted to death? By humans!! How do they come up with this??

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    And judging by clothing styles, they were hunted to extinction by medieval Europeans!

    Here thar be dragons, yarr!

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    Oh dear. Lol.
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    What really happened to the dinosaurs?




    Damn sinners!!

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    I'm just picturing the South Park episode on Scientology(tom cruise in the closet) when they were explaining their beliefs and the words "This is what they ACTUALLY believe" kept flashing on the screen!!!

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    Oh my...

    That made my evening. I giggled for a full two minutes.

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    Funny, I don't recall reading this in the Bible..."And lo, the Lord said, 'Let there be dinosaurs,' and lo, there were dinosaurs!"

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    No, you fools! This is why the dinosaurs became extinct!


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    I've been reading those for about a half hour now. Priceless stuff. You'd think making an image of god as some faceless stick figure counts as idolatry. Apparently not. I love how everything leads back to Baal, as well. Oh those wacky Babylonians.

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    What's even funnier is that "baal" is also Hebrew for "husband." But yeah, I love how Mormons, Muslims, Catholics, and everyone else except Jack Chick and selected Jews are all really worshipping Baal... and they don't even know it!

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    Oh, and kids...

    Because gay people wear creepy little gargoyles on their shoulders and make out in front of schoolchildren.

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    ^^They don't have a 'religion, they have a rel. with Jesus. SO different.

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    'We all go to heaven, right?' 'No Timmy, most people will end up in hell.'

    I love it. It's like my mom's right here. But funny.

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    Bahahaha, I forgot about this one, an old classic...

    leads inevitably to scary occult ceremonies, and mind control, and suicide!!

    Which leads me to wonder, why isn't there a Harry Potter Chick Tract?

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    HP is mentioned in this one:

    Hp leads you to witchcraft!

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    Awesome. I remember when Hermione was screaming that she would destroy Jesus.

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    I'm amazed that someone would actually take the 'one week' thing in the bible literally. Because before the sun, there was totally an established concept of time, yo.


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    Why it is all so simple, even a child (or an adult with a childlike intelligence) could understand it. Now... I am really hungry for a Dino Burger.

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    Yek, the dinosaur was my favorite one too!

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    Will somebody with some time today, PLEASE post this link on Mike Huckabee's campaign Web site.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scarlett_vancouver View Post
    What in the hell? Dinosaurs went extinct because the oxygen levels in the air decreased (after the great flood, yo), and they became 'easier to catch', and so were hunted to death? By humans!! How do they come up with this??
    FWIW, Dino's, er, birds, made/make a good living at low oxygen levels. When Oxygen partial pressure came back up to snowball earth levels, they were at a disadvantage compared to mammals.

    If you were at sea level during the Triassic, you'd need an oxygen mask, unless you were from Tibet.

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    Yek, I knew after the "Stupid Customers" thread that you wouldn't be able to keep yourself from posting more Chicks! I just knew it!


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    There's some Jack Chick parodies out on the internets.

    Here's my favorite: This Is Your Death

    Here's an archive of more.

    Although it's hard to imagine anything more parodic than Jack Chick Tracts themselves...
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