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    So my boyfriend went to the bar and I met him there a few hours later. He pointed out this one chick on the other side of the bar and said she had tried talking to him eariler. Whatever.

    My boyfriend and I are sitting there havign fun hanging out and the bartender hands him a beer. Said the girl bought it for him.

    I was like, huh. That's ballsy. So I tell him to go over there and talk to her. I wanna watch. I'm very intrigued at a girl who has that big of balls.

    So he goes over and is chatting with her for a bit and then the bartender hands me a drink. ok. One of two things This girl has balls bigger than Texas and a death wish, or she's bi.

    So I walk over and say thank yu for the drink. She looks at me, smirks, and asks my boyfriend for his phoen number. In front of me. WOW.

    Turns out, she's not bisexual. My boyfriend told him I was his girlfriend, and she said she didn't care. She sent me the drink to spite me. Girl was overweight and just not attractive.

    So he gives her his number and tells her we are going to a club if she wants to come. I'm still very intrigued and really justwant to see whatthis girl is up to.

    She calls him when we get to the club and he has to go outside and meet her. She actually tried to drag him to her car. She said, Come on, let's just getout of here. He said I can't, my girl is waitng for me in the club.

    Well, the club wouldn't let her in cause she had a baggie of pill sin her purse.

    Then later she sent him a message tht saID Aafter you drop yrou girl off call me and come over.

    This chick seriously has a death wish. How fuckign disrespectful. She figurativly spit in my face pretty much.

    I was shocked, appaled, intrigued and sort of jealous of such big balls.

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    Wow, that is bold.

    But why would you let your guy give her his REAL phone number? Now she will call everyday, and the fun game of the evening will become annoying and she could get stalkerish.

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    I didn't want him to give her his number. I was standing there when she asked for it, and I gave him the NO look and poked him, but he gave it anyway.

    He told her all about me and my fantasy of watchign him fuck another girl. She said she was cool with that, so he gave her the number thinking we could do that.
    But she only was sayign it was cool to get in his pants.She had no plans of having me around, she was just saying whatever to get at him. Seriously, the girl was a horney slut.
    I knew all of this..I could tell, but my boyfriend always gets all googly eyed when he thinks a girl is interested in a threesome.

    I was seriously shocked at how ballsy this chick was. And disrespectful. It was wierd. really wierd.

    i told him not to answer if she calls. I don't want anythign to do with her. Not such a disrespectful, strange situation.

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    I would be pissed at him if he were my boyfriend for giving his number and even indulging her. Like, dumping him level of pissed. That was totally disrespectful.

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    So why would he want a threesome with a fat ugly chick and his hot gf?




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    WHY do ment think with their pecker? Yeah, I am foreseeing her being a pain in the ass.

    Smack your boy upside the head and tell him to stop thinking with his dick.

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    Wow, Kaylinn. You were a lot more composed about the situation than I would have been.

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    ^yeahh i agree, that girl would've had her lap full of drink rather swiftly if it was me
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    add me to the list of girls who would be pissed at your bf for giving her his number. not cool. not to mention.. he went out of the club to meet her? wtf?

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    Sounds like a good opportunity to justifiably whup some ass!

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    Yeah, the girl had balls but your BF was feeding her the attention she wanted. I'd be mad as hell at him, not her.

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    And he is still your boyfriend?))




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    ^ She was just drunk. Really drunk.

    The uglier and fatter they are, the bolder they are when they get drunk. Guys ignore them for girls like Kaylinn all the time. So when they get fucked up, they have no inhibitions about attacking the guy or being obnoxious to the girl.

    As a guy, you either get yourself twin wingmen, one for each side, or develop excellent peripheral vision at parties. This is all designed as an early-warning system to watch out for the attack of the uglies. They will grab you, chase you down, drag you onto the dance floor, follow you into bathroom; hell, some will unzip you and blow you right on the dance floor. I swear to God.

    Kaylinn, your boy acted like a colossal horse's ass. Sorry. There were a billion ways to handle that in a way that was respectful to you and he didn't choose a single one of them. Makes me think your recent plan should be accelerated by several months. You deserve so much better.

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    Damn she did have some balls. I admire you for staying so composed. I'd be answering the phone if she called and would not have anything nice to say.


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    ^^^ I'm with you.
    Drunk and most likely high as a kite (bag o pills).

    None the less... how annoying.



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    I don't know - you can't really blame her for thinking that he might not respect you when you've told him to act like he doesn't respect you... I mean seriously. She sends over a drink for whatever reason; he actually leaves his girl to go over and talk to her. He lets her pick him up in front of his girl - even after you apparently discouraged him. He invites her to join him at another club - in front of you. Like I get your sense of "this can't be real - who does this?" But I don't think any observer would think that he was particularly concerned with you.

    ETA - I also get what you are saying though - like that is really kind of impressive.
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    Damn.

    Your man should have declined the beer and ignored that disrespectful bar slut.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinder View Post
    Wow, that is bold.

    But why would you let your guy give her his REAL phone number? Now she will call everyday, and the fun game of the evening will become annoying and she could get stalkerish.
    Yeah I was wondering the same thing.

    Perhaps your boyfriend is planning to change his number soon anyway?(e.g., cell phone contract running out)

    Because your boyfriend gave her the number, don't you think that encouraged her further? I don't know if that was the best idea. But I do agree that it is entertaining to see how far things go, as a kinda "test" of sorts. I did some of those "tests" with cheating exes(not just mine, but a friend's) or untrue friends.

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    Oh, but see, I initiated it. When she sent the beer over, I told him to go talk to her. I was intrigued by such an odd ballsy move, I wanted to see what she would do. I mean, an unattractive girl who has the balls to try to get a guy sitting with a hot chick...has huge balls. I was really shocked. Yeah, a little pissed..but I didn't feel threatened. I'm cool. She had nothing on me. So I instigated the situation just to see what would happen. He can't be called an ass for playing into a situation I gve him to green light for.

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    but you DIDNT want him to give her his number and he still did.

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    but you sent him over in the first place. you were encouraging that whole scenario.
    Yeah-- he gave her his phone number, but with the intentions of fulfilling YOUR fantasy.

    I think he behaved really really well.

    I also don't think the girl deserved whoop ass because you were encouraging her too.

    but, you were playing a game to see what she was going to do and you got your answer.

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    Gee I wish some of those ballsy not-so-attractive girls would hit on my PL guy friend M--k they way they hit on your man, Kaylinn Instead, most girls at bars just seem to snub M--k, slap him for saying hello, or pour their beer on him LOL. And it seems that the unattractive girls are the worst ones, because unlike the hot girls that act polite to M--k and then simply walk away, the unattractive ones feel the need to boost their own esteem by picking on someone that (dating-wise) has even less than them.

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    I see where you're coming from with this, Kaylinn.

    It really is amazing to actually see firsthand what chicks will do sometimes to get laid. I always hear stories of this kind of desperation, but always thought to myself that NO chick would actually either have the balls or the lack of self respect to behave like that. Kind of incredible that you got to see it in action. As for your boy... you were there. What was he going to do? I think it's kinda no harm, no foul.

    I always thought dudes were making this shit up until I sat in a bar one night and watched this horrifically fat and gross girl give my boyfriend a lapdance on the bar stool while I was sitting right next to him. She kept looking over at me like, "oooh, got your man" and I was like, "oh yeah, I guess you do, carry on..." It was like watching a trainwreck. I couldn't believe any of it. It was hard to be offended when I literally could not believe my eyes. Plus, it was sort of sadistically funny to watch him squirm and get out of that shit by his damn self.
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    I kind of feel bad for that girl in a way. She has to try and steal your man instead of getting one of her own, and she doesn't even see how pathetic she looks doing it. No wonder she needs drugs to get through life.

    There was a fat ugly shot girl at my old club who was too fat to even BE a dancer so she squeezed herself into a cheap corset each night and would ALWAYS try to hustle my customers. Her only weapon was booze. Unfortunately for her, my regulars would always get drunk off her, then get dances from me instead. Heh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaylinn View Post
    Oh, but see, I initiated it. When she sent the beer over, I told him to go talk to her. I was intrigued by such an odd ballsy move, I wanted to see what she would do.
    Yeah, but whatever her initial motivations at that point what she obviously sees that he doesn't respect you, and that you certainly aren't "cramping his style"... which leads to the rest. Like, a guy who treats you like that - why wouldn't he ditch you at the club to have sex with her? You'd probably be waiting when he came back; I mean after all you let him chat up other girls in front of you, and even when you mildly protest and he ignores you, you don't raise an issue. I mean, she's got to think when he comes back over (and from his subsequent behaviour) that a) he's interested and b) that you don't matter.

    I mean, I get it; but still.
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