Shaq Terrified Of Phoenix Suns After Reading About SupernovasEven for The Onion, this is brilliant!
Shaq Terrified Of Phoenix Suns After Reading About SupernovasEven for The Onion, this is brilliant!
"If I were still in my 20s, maybe I could sustain a burst of energy more powerful than the sun could emit over a 10-billion-year time period. But Steve Nash has to understand that I have a bad hip."
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