or am I'm just that un-fuckin fortunate
stupid charly horse in your calf mid dance in your stripper shoes
i has just graduate from a 6 inch to an 8 inch and sudden of bitch
cramp in my calf
bitch could not move! lol lmao![]()



or am I'm just that un-fuckin fortunate
stupid charly horse in your calf mid dance in your stripper shoes
i has just graduate from a 6 inch to an 8 inch and sudden of bitch
cramp in my calf
bitch could not move! lol lmao![]()
ouch, that does not sound funny! that sounds horrible!![]()



No of course it wasn't funny at first, but my friend who was there that night
found it hilarious
her impersonation of me... is hilarious
yess it hurt like a son of a bitch





Yes, it's happened to me. I tried to act like nothing was going on, and just stay off my feet. I'm pretty sure he noticed me massaging my calf, though. lol
Sorry babe, that's no fun. Eat some bananas! Potassium will help if you get leg cramps a lot!


cramps can also be caused by dehydration. ive been getting them a lot because im on my feet at the salon and not drinking enough water. get into bed and i get footcramps - thats the freakin worse.



I think I had worked out like three hours before that
Please don't ask me why, I usually go in the morning before i go to my
tax paying job but that day i was on some other shit and went to ballys
......freakin compulsive excercise ass I am....
Ouch! I've had those during sex or woken up with them. I scream like a little bitch. I wouldn't be able to contain myself from crying like a baby if I got one of those at work.
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lmao i got one during sex when i was on top
i couldn't do nothing but flop over on top of my bf and scream
he was trying to push me off and i was like
nooooooooo, don't move me please! got a cramp, damn owwww
needless to say he found this hilarious
I didn't dammit.
that shit does hurt...man * flashback* *shudders*
Yes that happened to me once before but it was in my right foot not my calf, and it occured in the champagne room. LOL I yelped "ouch!" so loudly and suddenly, that my friend in the champagne room next to mine came over to make sure I was okay! LOL.
I tend to get a lot of muscle cramps in my right foot, particular in the upper portion including my toes. That's my bad foot. Sometimes it takes more than 20mins for my foot to recover and be able to move again. I really should get it looked at since it causes me a lot of trouble at times, but knowing me, I'll probably just wait until something more serious happens to it first lol.
As far as cramps in my legs, yes I've had them. I can relate to the girl who said that she's woken up from sleep with them...so painful! I get them a lot. Perhaps this is a sign that I should exercise more?IDK.
owww! I think I would have collapsed to the ground in pain..still trying to be sexy the entire way down and on the floor of course lol
I got a lot of charlie horses last week and at my birthing class the nurse said most likely it's due to calcium overdose. She was right because I had chugged a jug of chocolate milk (major craving lately) over like a day and a half along with taking all my vitamins so uhhh yeah...I toned down the calcium intake and haven't had one since.
Oh yeah, she also said do not massage your legs no matter what. It can cause soreness/bruising. I wish I had known that before because stupid me massaged my legs while crying my eyes out and the entire two days afterwards they were so sore. I was waddling around everywhere.
This happened to me..it was waaaay embarrassing. "I'm sooo sexy, watch me work the pole...OW!" LOL
I've kicked myself sooo many times with my shoes. Once, I even stepped on my own foot.
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Done it too I'm still trying to figure out
How the hell I do that.....lol
Try quinine tablets or drinking tonic water. I suffer from night cramps and wake up crying with the pain. The doctor put me on quinine tablets and I rarely get them now.![]()
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