



I'm getting my Dial-A-Stripper service up and running again. If you are in NYC or NJ and are interested in private party dancing, email [email protected] with your SW handle, contact info, photo (if you have one) & best time to call and I'll get back to you asap.
If you're having a party and need strippers, email me with the details and any questions you have. Thanks!




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Sometimes I think I should pierce my nips with fucken fishing hooks. I'd catch a helluva lotta bass!!![]()
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I don't think you'll catch any minnows with that approach!!![]()
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Turns me so far off I may never get turned on again. They touch your nips like they think they're turning you on and doing you a favor. Sure buddy. You and the 40 other guys. Yeah I want raw nips. Fucking Assholes.



Do they seriously think they're turning anybody on? Admittedly, my nipples just aren't that sensitive unless I'm actually turned on so as long as it doesn't hurt me I just ignore it.
What I have been really bothered by is the ones who, when they've been told they're not allowed to touch the kitty, try to get as close as possible to touching it without technically breaking the rules.
Dude! No matter how close you get you're still only touching my thigh and if you'd just move your hands away so I can relax you'd get a much better dance.
2 way nipple sucking is pretty common in many clubs and isn't even considered an "extra" by many dancers or custies. Whether or not this is against club rules or state/county laws depends upon where you live.
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oh tell us something we don't know and then go away please.
I work at a no touching club and wankers still do the sitting forward thing in the hope to get nipple in their mouth. Fucking losers - makes me wanna go to work with cum on my tits![]()
Doesn't matter if they sit too far forward I push them back by their forehead haha - not softely either. They pay up front at my club so if they don't enjoy the dance after that point to fucking bad.
When are these ass holes gonna learn that they will get a better dance if they sit there and let us take control?
There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.
Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.




Bleh. I hate that nipple tweaky. Rolling it around pinchy thing. Like that's suppoxe to flip some switch and make me instantly writhe in desire for Mister ball cap wearing redneck.
Another thing that just irks me is WHY in the world do some guys feel the need to treat my boobs like bisquit dough? Exactly what is the puropse of attempting to massage my breasts. I don't like it. It dosent turn me on... so effing STOP it!!!
Geeze.





^^What, you mean some random dude's clammy fingers tuning in shortwave radio doesn't make you hot? But they are soooo sexay, diving for the boobs with an open mouth like some mad popcorn-fed pond koi.
You know they do that shit at home too. Boobs are not squeezy stress toys!
OMG. Thank you!
When this shit starts, I always say the same thing. I stop, sit next to them, and tell them they have two choices from that point on: We can spend the rest of the time with me scolding you and fighting your hands and mouth away from me, or you can sit there and behave, follow the rules and get a nice sexy dance. Now, which one will it be?
Usually, they say ok, sit back and behave for a few minutes then the shit starts again. This is when I tell them I gave them a chance and they fucked it up so were done.
Fuck the money. I can so easily go and find someone else to spend just as much if not more without having to go through this crap....













I think its because they dont have boobs themselves; my friend's 2 year old son always tries to grab her boobs when she is holding him.
Theyre obsessed from the beginning. How often does one get to touch a boob anyway?? LOL We get touch our boobs all the time! Theyre just JEALOUS! HAHAHAHA!
My bf started to develop that massagy, biscuit dough habit. I always slap his away. He says Im tramatized from work. NO ITS JUST FUCKING ANNOYING.
Oh, did I mention he goes to strip clubs? Im gonna find the dancer that has been letting him do that--and fucking pimp smack her.
I'm getting my Dial-A-Stripper service up and running again. If you are in NYC or NJ and are interested in private party dancing, email [email protected] with your SW handle, contact info, photo (if you have one) & best time to call and I'll get back to you asap.
If you're having a party and need strippers, email me with the details and any questions you have. Thanks!





I've had dancers tell me to twist their nipples and then tell me to do it harder when I tried to be gentle. Maybe they had a dance from one of them before you girls?![]()





Hey guys^^ This is Stripping General-posts from guys need to be kept to a minimum. We don't really want to know what some dancer 'let you do'. Thanks!
RoseLeigh (not a mod, plays one on tv)




Rose. I love you.









The pro pussy lickers, nipple fondlers and tittie sucklers only do it because they are so good at it. They know that because we are strippers that #1 we don't mind #2 that we, in our expert knowledge, will detect their superb level of prowess and will thank them for rising above the rest. We strippers should applaud the confidence and self-assuredness with which our custies lick our necks and tongue our ears.
*cough*




I was eating some nice flan and had just gotten to the yummy caramel part, now I feel the need to barff.
Thanks. Tons. Ew.





Some Douchebag: "[Pimp C] 12:43 am: its true we got to stick together the black people on SW CK you is teh condoleeza of SW"
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