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    Default How do you score on this sex quiz?

    Take this quiz (yes another stinkin' quiz) but its really fun!
    It's points-based, so grab a pencil.
    I got a 260. Post what you got!
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    >1. Have you ever had intercourse? Y or N (5pts)
    > 2. Oral Sex: Giving to Orgasm Y or N (5 pts), Receiving Y or N (5pts)
    > 3. Licked an ass? Y or N (5pts)
    > 4. Had your ass licked? Y or N (5pts)
    > 5. Stuck your tongue in their ass? Y or N (10pts)
    > 6. Swallowed Cum? Y or N (5pts)
    > 7. Practiced Bondage or BDSM? Y or N (5pts)
    > 8. Had anal sex? Y or N (5pts)
    > 9. Had an orgasm from anal sex? Y or N (5pts)
    > 10. Ever squirted or made someone squirt? Y or N (10pts)
    > 11. Squirted from oral or made someone squirt? Y or N (5pts)
    > 12. Had sex with someone of the same sex? Y or N (5pts)
    > 13. Did a threesome? Y or N (5pts)
    > 14. Did a foursome? Y or N (5pts)
    > 15. Been in an Orgy? Y or N (5pts)
    > 16. Been in a gangbang? Y or N (5pts)
    > 17. Had sex in public? Y or N (5pts)
    > 18. Snowballed (swapping cum) with someone? Y or N (10pts)
    > 19. Had your toes licked or sucked? Y or N (5pts)
    > 20. Licked or sucked someone's toes? Y or N (5pts)
    > 21. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a day? Y or N (10pts)
    > 22. Had sex with more than one person (one on one only) in a week? Y or N (10pts)
    > 23. Had cyber sex or phone sex? Y or N (5pts), Reached an orgasm? Y or N (5pts)
    > 24. Watched porn? Y or N (5pts)
    > 25. Bought a dirty magazine? Y or N (5pts)
    > 26. Posted nude pictures of you on the net? Y or N (5pts)
    > 27. Let someone video tape you having sex? Y or N (5pts)
    > 28. Had sex without protection? Y or N (5pts)
    > 29. Had someone give you a cum facial or gave someone a cum facial? Y or N (5pts)
    > 30. Have you participated in any type of golden showers? Y or N (10pts)
    > 31. Have you let anyone or have you shit on anyone? Y or N (10pts)
    > 32. Had sex with a friend's significant other? Y or N (10pts)
    > 33. Ever did one of your significant other's friends or relative? Y or N (10pts)
    > 34. Have you ever cheated on your significant other? Y or N (5pts)
    > 35. Made someone pass out from sex? Y or N (10pts)
    > 36. Tasted your own cum? Y or N (5pts)
    > 37. Masturbated? Y or N (5pts), Let someone watch you? Y or N (5pts)
    > 38. Ever got naked on cam? Y or N (5pts)
    > 39. Had sex while on your period or while someone was on their period? Y or N (10pts)
    > 40. Been eaten during yours/eaten someone during theirs? Y or N (10pts)
    > 41. Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour? Y or N (10pts)
    > 42. Had sex in a vehicle? Y or N (5pts)
    > 43. Been caught having sex? Y or N (5pts)
    > 44. Paid for sex? Y or N (5pts)
    > 45. Used toys during sex? Y or N (5pts), Used food? Y or N (5pts)
    > 46. Like pain from a little to extreme during sex? Y or N (5pts)

    > 47. Ever been dominated in bed? Y or N (5pts)
    > 48. Ever had a wet dream? Y or N (5pts)
    > 49. Like to have your ass slapped during sex? Y or N (5pts)
    > 50. Like having your nipples licked, sucked, or bitten? Y or N (5pts)
    > 51. Had sex with someone you didn't know their name? Y or N (10pts)

    > Scoring
    > 0 - 50 Average man or woman (need to be a little more adventurous)
    > 51 - 100 Beginner Freak (keep up the good work)
    > 101 - 150 Big Freak (your heading in the right direction)
    > 151 - 200 Professional Freak (you could charge for your services)
    > 201 - 250 King or Queen Freak (others will never forget you)
    > 251 - 296 over SUPER FREAK (you could write the book, teach the
    > class, and hang the certificate on your wall.)
    I'm getting my Dial-A-Stripper service up and running again. If you are in NYC or NJ and are interested in private party dancing, email [email protected] with your SW handle, contact info, photo (if you have one) & best time to call and I'll get back to you asap.

    If you're having a party and need strippers, email me with the details and any questions you have. Thanks!

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    I got a 275 so:251 - 296 over SUPER FREAK (you could write the book, teach the
    > class, and hang the certificate on your wall.)

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    151 - 200 Professional Freak (you could charge for your services)

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    255 I'm very proud of myself!

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    Default Re: How do you score on this sex quiz?

    205

    Others will never forget you.

    That explains why basically every dickwad who dumps me eventually comes back, or tries to. It's not my sparkling personality!
    "She has written so well, and marvellously well, that I was completely ashamed of myself as a writer...But this girl, who is to my knowledge very unpleasant and we might even say a high-grade bitch, can write rings around all of us who consider ourselves as writers"

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    251 - 296 over SUPER FREAK (you could write the book, teach the
    > class, and hang the certificate on your wall.

    I scored a 270
    You Cant Quit until you try, You cant live until you die, You Cant learn to tell the truth until you learn to lie.You Cant Breath Until you choke,You gotta Laugh When your the Joke, Theres Nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive! Will you swear on your life, that no one will cry at my Funeral!
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    Yes please save me from this life of debauchery! You can all kneel down and worship at the Church of the Holy Clitoris to convince me!!

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    I also got 205. That's right, I am unforgettable

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    I got 5 pts

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    Quote Originally Posted by muhuwahaha View Post
    I got 5 pts

    you're kidding.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kaiarose View Post
    you're kidding.
    I'm not

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    240 - Queen Freak

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    55 ... which puts me barely in the 51 - 100 Beginner Freak (keep up the good work)
    If you can't win. Make the fellow in front of you break the record.


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    Quote Originally Posted by verfolgung View Post
    55 ... which puts me barely in the 51 - 100 Beginner Freak (keep up the good work)
    Well you;ll just have to try harder wont you?lol

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    276 out of 196. I didn't even have to add it up, just subtracted the piss and shit parts (ick). I've done everything else, I'm pretty sure. Yeah baby!

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    Big freak. I have no desire to ever snowball.

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    130 here. I thought I was freaky, I guess not..


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    > 151 - 200 Professional Freak (you could charge for your services)

    185, I guess I could be a dom if this stripping thing doesn't work out...



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    Professional Freak got 160 lol

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    180 - Professional Freak (you could charge for your services)

    Gee I was feeling kind of slutty as I was tallying this, but now that I see everyone else's scores I think I'm missing out! LOL

    Biggest regret from the list - Never squirted or made anyone squirt.
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    Shane: Well then, maybe you should think about giving out samples, so everyone gets a taste.
    Blonde: Yeah.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    276 out of 196. I didn't even have to add it up, just subtracted the piss and shit parts (ick). I've done everything else, I'm pretty sure. Yeah baby!
    I think you're the winner s far, Kat.

    If I counted right, the max is 340.
    The L Word:
    Sexy Blonde at She Bar: We have so many other delicacies to offer.
    Shane: Really. ... Like what?
    Blonde (suggestive smile): Tongue ... pie ... muffins ... ladyfingers ... I could go on.
    Shane: Well then, maybe you should think about giving out samples, so everyone gets a taste.
    Blonde: Yeah.



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    260.

    And damnit, I want my 5 points for a gangbang. Who's gonna help me?



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    when taking the test wasnt sure if i should include things that i got paid to do, lol. You know, like the pissing and shitting stuff.

    i added it anyways just to make my score bigger (hehehehe)
    I'm getting my Dial-A-Stripper service up and running again. If you are in NYC or NJ and are interested in private party dancing, email [email protected] with your SW handle, contact info, photo (if you have one) & best time to call and I'll get back to you asap.

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    I got a 175. Professional freak. Some of those things on the list don't get me too excited about upgrading my status though. I'll stick to my non-bum-licking ways.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    276 out of 196. I didn't even have to add it up, just subtracted the piss and shit parts (ick). I've done everything else, I'm pretty sure. Yeah baby!
    I did it by subtraction, too. 256. I bow in reverence to your superior freakdom.

    I sort of re-write the book every week or so. And I even taught the damn classes, but that was after being a very patient, determined, persistent and unyielding little freak-in-training for a very long time.

    I can't even talk to normals any more. There is this sweet, adorable little girl with natural 32-(I swear to God)G breasts, who has been climbing all over me for three weeks and texting me descriptions of what she's going to do to me. But she's a normal. Her descriptions are cute, but not erotic. She doesn't have a clue about erotic. There isn't a freakish fiber anywhere in her entire body. The only interesting thing is where in God's name she buys her bras. It turns out that Target carries them, without special order. I guess that was interesting.

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    225 Queen Freak.
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