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    This was kind of interesting. It's a semi long test about the approximate date of your death. I have a sick sense of things...

    I'm going to die in March of 2058 at the age of 73 from a heart attack. How about you?!

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    April 2055
    at age 82


    - probable cause -


    heart attack


    YOU DIE: 81.7 years

    AVERAGE FEMALE LIFE SPAN: 77.1 years


    As you can plainly see, you have more health and vitality than the average woman.

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    We must have bad hearts

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    January 2034
    cause heart attack

    age 68 -- dam I'm going out Young


    only 9490 days left , Ive lived 62% of my life..

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    October 2066 at age 79
    Probable cause: cancer

    You have 21440.2 days left on this earth.
    You've already lived 26% of your life.

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    August 2050, at age 78.4 years (versus male average lifespan of 72.5 years)
    Probable cause: cancer (eep...)
    "Women, not girls, rule my world" - Prince

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    It says I'm going to die at 76 from cancer. Ouch.

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    Good, I'm glad I'm not the only one with cancer. Now I can start a Strippers With Cancer forum for us...

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    I always thought I'd die of Cancer. Scary....

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    December 2044, 68 years old.

    Probable cause: cancer
    Why So Serious?

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    I thought it was kinda creepy that my top three were cancer, car accident and drug overdose. Just ignore that last one, yeah...

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    Hmm I will die in Feb of 2051 of Cancer
    You Cant Quit until you try, You cant live until you die, You Cant learn to tell the truth until you learn to lie.You Cant Breath Until you choke,You gotta Laugh When your the Joke, Theres Nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive! Will you swear on your life, that no one will cry at my Funeral!
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    Yes please save me from this life of debauchery! You can all kneel down and worship at the Church of the Holy Clitoris to convince me!!

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    Sept. 2052
    Cause: Heart attack.
    Age: 83


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    I'll die at 84
    Of Boobs
    or Cancer.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    Dead by April 2072...at age 87...probable cause...old age.

    I'm sure my husband will love to hear that. He always talks about wanting to grow old together dieing in each other's arms n blahblah sappy crap.

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    It said I'd die at age 76, by a jealous lover. I mean, "heart attack".

    I'd love to know whether they score belief in God or the afterlife as a plus or a minus...
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    Bummer! Lol!

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    this is so creepy. im not going to do it, it scares me. its like that dvd for final destination when they tell you when youll die ughh. i dont think i want to know

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    May 2045 at age 60 from Cancer. Hmmm, quite a possibility actually.
    "We all must suffer from one of two pains: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret. The difference is discipline weighs ounces while regret weighs tons. In order to achieve what others don't, you have to do what others won't."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Lunarobverse View Post
    It said I'd die at age 76, by a jealous lover. I mean, "heart attack".

    I'd love to know whether they score belief in God or the afterlife as a plus or a minus...
    I'm guessing a plus...traditionally, people with faith tend to be happier and less likely to commit suicide.

    My stats:
    March 2063
    Age: 80
    Cause: Heart attack

    I doubt it; I kind of think the world will have ended by then.


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    Quote Originally Posted by SundayMorning View Post
    I'm guessing a plus...traditionally, people with faith tend to be happier and less likely to commit suicide.
    I'm guessing a plus because people who believed in God probably wrote the test...

    Quote Originally Posted by SundayMorning View Post
    My stats:
    March 2063
    Age: 80
    Cause: Heart attack

    I doubt it; I kind of think the world will have ended by then.
    I think you're far more likely to cause a heart attack than suffer one...
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    Well then keep me away from Kaia and Cam...I'd hate to be responsible for their deaths!

    I don't know what their tests are based on; I just redid it with the Hubby's stats. His family has a history of high blood pressure, obesity, diabetes and heart failure...but it said he'd most likely die of cancer. Huh? Suuuuuuure.


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    I can't do this test, I'm too supersticous. What if it told me I was gonna die when I was 26, I wouldn't sleep a wink for the rest of the year in case I died in my sleep!



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    Quote Originally Posted by PrettyCurlieQ View Post
    Good, I'm glad I'm not the only one with cancer. Now I can start a Strippers With Cancer forum for us...
    I've known quite a few with cancer (from the looks of my family history and another major factor I'd rather not say, I'll probably be one of them someday). Honestly that forum's not such a bad idea.
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    It say I'll die at 85 of a heart attack. Interesting.

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