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    Yup, Im listening to my housemate fuck now...

    LOL and she sounds really funny!!!

    I introduced her to one of my guy friends and now theyre doing some good ol fashioned drunk fucking. My walls are really thin, sheesh.

    at least one of us is getting some....


    Does it make me a perv if i put my ear to the wall?
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    Quote Originally Posted by AkashaM View Post
    LOL and she sounds really funny!!!

    I introduced her to one of my guy friends and now theyre doing some good ol fashioned drunk fucking. My walls are really thin, sheesh.

    at least one of us is getting some....


    Does it make me a perv if i put my ear to the wall?
    only if you put your ear to the wall WHILE youre involved in their room!

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    LOL

    Thats the most awkward feeling.

    When they come out, say "Did ya have fun???"

    haha

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    Oh my GOD. My girlfriend just confessed something similar to me last night. She and her girlfriend were here on thanksgiving day... we ate... then retired to separate bedrooms for naps.... If I'm having good sex, I'm pretty loud, presence of others be damned. They both confessed to masturbating while hearing me fuck. I actually felt honored though. heh!
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    ^^^HOT.

    No, it does not make you a pervert to put your ear to the wall. Unless of course it does. In which case, I'm a fucking pervert.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AkashaM View Post
    Does it make me a perv if i put my ear to the wall?
    Yes but.....


    EMBRACE the perv-ness!! I like to listen in too

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    Haha. I thought I was the onlyy one

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    I love listening to other people fuck!

    K used to jerk off when his roommate and the roommate's girlfriend were fucking in the next room. I asked him once if he felt weird about that and he said, "Nah, he's probably jerking off when I fuck you." Somehow that made the whole thing so much hotter!

    I always make a point of being as loud as I want to be in hotels, just in case someone else wants to listen.

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    ^^^ at hotel-loudness

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    I'm *so* dissapointed the young couple upstairs never has sex. In almost three years I've heard them only once, and it was the most boring little "squee-ker squee-ker" bedspring noise ever.

    Guess I'm a perv.

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    If you take a glass to the wall and put your ear to the glass, you can hear that much more! I guess I've taken listening to other people fuck, to a whole new level Yep, I looove listening to other people do it. And bonus if you can hear some wet vagina noises

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    The last time I had a guy over was years ago. My roommate is still traumatized. She did NOT like listening in.
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    I had a roommate that was SO loud that my friends and I had to go sit on the porch until they were done. I kid you not. We smoked all of their after-sex cigarettes outside before they even finished. You could not even carry on a conversation in the house.

    Also... used to hear one of my good girlfriends get fucked all the time by my bf's old roommate. That was hot. She was pretty bad-ass IRL, then you heard her whimper in the bedroom. Hottest shit ever.
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    wow i guess im wierd...i hate hearing people have sex! it grosses me out and i get really pissed lol! we used to have a townhouse and some of our friends slept over once and i heard them doing it and i almost yelled for them to shut the fuck up .... i really wanted to like turn on the lights and go downstairs to get a drink or something just to embarass them and make them stop!

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    When I lived in a dorm in college, at around 8:30 am, I was walking out of the bathroom and I heard two people having sex! The lady was quite loud! I hate to admit it, but I did the pervy thing and put my ear next to the door. Hey, I was 18 and a walking horndog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kaiarose View Post
    And bonus if you can hear some wet vagina noises
    Hahahah, naw didnt hear that, but I did hear that slurpy-slurp sound when she was blowing him...

    The next day I was making fun of her, she says, "OMG you could hear us?! I'm such a slut!!" Bitch please, you wanted me to hear! hahahah!
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    Quote Originally Posted by White & Nerdy View Post
    When I lived in a dorm in college, at around 8:30 am, I was walking out of the bathroom and I heard two people having sex! The lady was quite loud! I hate to admit it, but I did the pervy thing and put my ear next to the door. Hey, I was 18 and a walking horndog.
    HAHHAHA! That was me! I was know for being the loud fucking chick in my dorm, lol. I didnt care though. When its good, its good.
    I'm getting my Dial-A-Stripper service up and running again. If you are in NYC or NJ and are interested in private party dancing, email [email protected] with your SW handle, contact info, photo (if you have one) & best time to call and I'll get back to you asap.

    If you're having a party and need strippers, email me with the details and any questions you have. Thanks!

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    Should have asked if they needed any help.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    I had a girlfriend who, every so often, heard her parents have sex in the next room! She was quite disgusted by that. I told her that even the parents have needs!

    Once, she heard a noise and thought her parents were having sex, but instead it was the cat!


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    Quote Originally Posted by AkashaM View Post
    HAHHAHA! That was me! I was know for being the loud fucking chick in my dorm, lol. I didnt care though. When its good, its good.
    My dorm was right between two loud girls in college... I didn't mind, but it sometimes made things awkward when a date would come by for the first time...

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