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    Default Telling Custy's your LD rules, what do u say?

    When I bring a custy back, and he asks me what my rules are, I usually say, "I just have one, please act like a gentleman", if they say "well what does that mean?" I say, "well, its my nice way of saying don't be a pervert" if they require further explanation I know its going to be a one hitter quitter, because as soon as I tell them they can't touch my breasts, ass or pussy, they get that look like "shit, that's all I wanted to do...." or even guys who weren't planning on it, its like you just planted the idea or something. So what can I say, while trying to stay sexy and in character but also clearly defines my boundries? Explaining rules in general kind of kills the mood I think, help!
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    i just say "no touching anywhere a bikini would cover".

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    When they ask I say in a kind of cute flirty way "keep your hands out of the cookie jar, your tongue in your mouth and beware that if you hurt me I bite...hard"

    They usually laugh, but obey. If they dont obey...they were never going to, no matter what I say.

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    I always say "Okay, you sit back and I'll do ALL the work." If they start touching me I'll hold down their hands and tell them that the nicer they are, the naughtier I am. It usually works.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kaiarose View Post
    I always say "Okay, you sit back and I'll do ALL the work." If they start touching me I'll hold down their hands and tell them that the nicer they are, the naughtier I am. It usually works.
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    I usually tell them "Remember, YOU don't get to touch ME, but *takes off top* I get to touch YOU all I want!" and kinda push them back in the booth and touch their chest... sort of plants the idea that me touching them is WAY better than them touching me. Usually works, and if it doesn't, well, I'm a black belt in stripper-fu.
    I really like the "nicer naughtier" line, and may have to steal it....
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    sit back, relax, and let me do all the work.

    same as kaiarose.. haha. It works pretty well.

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    *stores Kia's nicer/naughtier comment away for future usage*


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    When they ask what they can touch I tell the "No milk or cookie for you!"

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    The more you behave, the naughtier I get.

    Which is very true. Grabby handsy guys have to get their hands pinned behind their head, or an air dance.
    Nice gentleman who actually behave get away with a lot more.

    When I have a guy who politely asks if he can touch my stomach or ass, I allow him.

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    I tell them it dpends on how many dances they want to get

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    "I have pointy shoes that can pierce full cans of soda; use your best judgement. Should you not, I hold no responsbility for what I may fall onto."


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    I used to work with a girl who would grab the customers hand and run them over her body saying "You can touch here, here and here. You touch anywhere else and break the rules, I break your face - got it".

    It used to crack me up every time I heard her say it. The expression on guys face was priceless. Like - wow boobies... oh god scary girl in stilletos.
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    These are all really cute! I was giving the info away all boring-like. Not anymore!

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    yes there are..... my hands are the only one allowed to do the touchin..

    I had a few try to get away with kissing or LICKING my ass.... don't play.
    You said my hands.... nice try ass hole...I hope that lotion tasted good m-fer

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    I usually use something just like Miss Aletha's, but I really like Kaiarose's naughty/nice comment, might steal it as well

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    I love that, and it's so true too. If you're grabby, you get an air dance at best and you paid for a 30 second "dance" at worst.
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    Has anyone ever had a customer that was uncomfortable with you touching him too much or in certain areas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by kaiarose View Post
    I always say "Okay, you sit back and I'll do ALL the work." If they start touching me I'll hold down their hands and tell them that the nicer they are, the naughtier I am. It usually works.
    I do this one all the time! It's great.

    Quote Originally Posted by bebewood View Post
    Has anyone ever had a customer that was uncomfortable with you touching him too much or in certain areas?
    Noooo...where are you touching your customers???? I only touch around the head, shoulders, neck, arms and hands. Never found anyone with a problem with that....


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    Quote Originally Posted by bebewood View Post
    Has anyone ever had a customer that was uncomfortable with you touching him too much or in certain areas?
    Yes I have!! I had one guy basically tell me to stop the dance bc he felt that it was too dirty for him being married and all.....(ps i was giving a standard one way contact 20 dollar dance)

    I also once had some guy, as I started taking my dress of yell, "No no leave it on!! Leave your dress on!" which actually really offended me......
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    As a few ladies already quoted here....I am one for "The nicer you are, the naughtier I am"

    I don't allow nipple touching/pinching/sucking or especialy biting! So basically don't go for my nipples.
    Also no trying to finger me, I don't care if it's on the outside or inside of my g-string.

    I had a guy the other night try to go south with the hand, and when I told him no, he asked if he could "touch it on the outside" I said no, I don't want your hand down there at all....

    So, after a few songs if they still can't behave themselves, I'll give them one more chance but instead change my tone from playful to nice but stern.
    I'll say "Ok, you have two choices. You can follow my rules and get many more sexy dances, and we can have a fun night, or we can spend the whole time with me correcting you...that's not very fun, is it? Now, which one will it be?"
    They will either straighten up and I'll end up having a great night with them, or at the end of the song they'll pay me and go try to find a girl who will allow the things I don't.
    I can't tell you how many times a guy has ended our session cause I didn't allow what he wanted, then an hour later he's on the couch next to me with another girl that he's vigorously sucking and biting the nipples of and fingerering to no end.
    Oh well. Let her make the money if she allows those things then. I am a stickler about my personal boundaries and can make money with them not being crossed just as easy

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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasPrincess View Post
    Yes I have!! I had one guy basically tell me to stop the dance bc he felt that it was too dirty for him being married and all.....(ps i was giving a standard one way contact 20 dollar dance)

    I also once had some guy, as I started taking my dress of yell, "No no leave it on!! Leave your dress on!" which actually really offended me......
    so how do you deal with these guys.Is it a good idea to say ahead of time "if i do anything outside your comfort level let me know and i will stop" or will most guys just laugh at you for caring about THEIR comfort?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SundayMorning View Post
    I do this one all the time! It's great.



    Noooo...where are you touching your customers???? I only touch around the head, shoulders, neck, arms and hands. Never found anyone with a problem with that....
    im not workign at a club but i have done bachelor parties and at one the bachelor was very conservative and he didnt even know they had hired a girl to do dances and all his friends kept telling me to touch him and stuff but he kept telling me to be conservative about it which i was glad to do and i just gave airdandes to everyone all night. so im guessing sometimes guys may not be too comfortable with contact, i know im not comfortable with dancers touching me, but that might just be because im a girl.

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    I've never had a guy walk out on my dances, which leads me to believe that Im pretty good at putting down my rules. I've used a few of the lines already stated and they work well. My friend and I would sell two-girl CRs and we would start off by saying "I can touch her and she can touch me. We can both touch you but you can't touch us." This worked everytime.
    However, I have refused to go into a lapdance room at all with some custies who are way too aggressive or demanding from the start. I just get a bad feeling sometimes.

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    I always say, "You CAN touch, just not the girls or the cookie. And I can do whatever I want to you." I rarely have any trouble after saying this.

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