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    This is worst then my 5 hour stint in jail...
    Okay first yesterday I come on here get put on everyone's shit list
    for a comment I made and it was taken out of context totally, making me the #1 troll on this board( just found out what the hell a troll is).
    Hmmm , pissed off and feeling rejected, I go for a little girly time at the salon to calm my nerves and buy some new panties ... somehow that excites me.. come home my freakin chinchillas escaped from their cage, my cats Peko and Fairy are crouched by my tv, I look up and poor Gizmoe and Fatty are at the top of my entertainment system huddled together, trapped. the cats are so freakin focused on the terrified furballs, they don't even notice me. ( they know better) I finally look around and I notice every thing that I had on top of anything is knocked over.. I locked them in my closet for two hours... ( the cats) put my chinnies back in their cages. lol they didn't come out their house for the rest of the day. Still trying to figure out how they escaped .
    Get a phone call from Goddess( fellow stripper) hysterical. I'm thinkin the girl is getting raped or something. Fuckin Tony is banning knee highs at the club
    complaints from customers not enough leg being shown... Kay wtf? this is a new one... I'm pissed because low and behold, I was going to where knee highs for my set that night and they made the out fit....This is the kicker
    around sevenish I'm getting ready to go in, dear bf is complaining that I smoked the rest of his cigarettes( which I did because I was stressin) so I run out again to go get his baby ass a pack, forget my purse.
    come back.. bitch locked the keys in the car. GRRRRRR!!! I'm out there stomping my feet like a little six year old. lol( I'm sure that was funny to anyone that was watchin..) My bf's like break the window ( how about no...) break it and your WALKIN to the hospital...
    Call triple A wait 45 min for them to come unlock my car.... finally start off to work, pull up( I live 15 minutes away) go to grab my dance bag...nope not there, forgot that back at my apt( remember i was going out for ciggies, was supposed to come back and grab my bag) I had to go back, I don't do the borrowing thing and I had a new set soooo, here I go, breakin laws and the whole nine.... which equals five-oh pulling my ass over, son of a bitch...my god, I was like am I going to die today, wtf is going on, man. Apparently I was going 67 in a 40... writes my ass a ticket... send me on my merry little way... By now is almost nine supposed to be there around seven...
    Still speedin go get my bag, ( speedin) go back to my club... Tony is like you got 10 min Stretch, the fuck, you know I need you here to keep the blah blah, custys here until we get full... and all this basically chewing me a new one...( not a good time to complain about the knee high rule) I'm In rush mode and basically take my 8oz drink like a shot... big mistake.... after my first dance( yes I got ready in 10 mins) danced okay made 40 dollars(club semi full) my drink shit hits me...and I don't like feeling buzzed at work, just relaxed...Tony points toward the stage and hold up his hand meaning five minutes... I'm like shit...I slide over to him my feet would lift up for some reason, lol and tell him I'm going to sit this one out I'm not feeling good. he just flags his hand at me basically telling me whatever just get out of his sight... Tracey ( fellow dancer) gets pissed because she had to rush on because I didn't go.. so she's bitchin allthe way to the stage. I'm buzzin, get flagged over by a custy give a half ass lap dance which was the trend for the rest of my night... Surprisingly, I made a little over 375 after tip out, not my best but sufficient.
    sighs....my night ended with me driving about 30 in a 40 all the way back home and sleeping upright in my dining room chair and here I am telling you guys this long ass story.....with a crank in my neck..... and lookin like this

    Here's a pic of my chinnies fatty obviously is eatin the mini wheat
    gizmoe looks like she about to pounce...
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    Default Re: Worst. F-in. Day. Ever. and they ban stockings..

    Hmm their not showing up.. help...

    oh well
    let me lay down....

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    To put in a picture, you can either click the "Manage Attachments" button toward the bottom of the screen and upload a picture, or you can type [ img ]http://URL/pic.jpg[ /img ] where you would put in the URL of a picture and delete the spaces in the tag codes. I hope that makes sense.

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    Default Re: Worst. F-in. Day. Ever. and they ban stockings..

    OKay thanks ....AREN"T THEY CUUUUTTTTEEE????


    hmmm. no replies... bored... might as well go give this man some...
    Last edited by thickienikkie; 02-17-2008 at 09:21 AM.

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    awww they are really cute
    These days I like to count my money. I like to wash it delicately and iron it. Sometimes I dry it with some bounty to make it all nice and cuddly. I love my money... did I say that out loud?

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    Default Re: Worst. F-in. Day. Ever. and they ban stockings..

    and i'm sorry about your bad day, sometimes clubs come up with most ridiculous outrageous rules, like there was one club i worked at where you couldn't wear a watch
    These days I like to count my money. I like to wash it delicately and iron it. Sometimes I dry it with some bounty to make it all nice and cuddly. I love my money... did I say that out loud?

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    Quote Originally Posted by saphire123456 View Post
    and i'm sorry about your bad day, sometimes clubs come up with most ridiculous outrageous rules, like there was one club i worked at where you couldn't wear a watch
    what?! as well...

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    Gawd, and I thought that blowing up the washing machine, filling the house with smoke from burning chili, and over-spraying paint so that part of my back yard looks like a patchwork quilt made for a bad day.

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    Cute chinnies! And sucks about the no stockings rule, that would kill three of my most lucrative outfits. Geez, if customers have been complaining, the art of seduction really IS lost on men nowadays!


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    I'm sorry to hear about your bad day. It seems that when it rains, it pours. I've had my fair share of days(days? more like MONTHS) where everything just goes all wrong. I hope today is better for you.

    Why the hell did your boyfriend suggest to break the window? What kinda ghetto idea is that? Of course it is YOUR car that he suggested breaking the window on, right? Would he have minded this if it was HIS car?(probably not) Ugggghhh guys piss me off!

    By the way, the chinchillas are very cute.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ferret View Post
    Gawd, and I thought that blowing up the washing machine, filling the house with smoke from burning chili, and over-spraying paint so that part of my back yard looks like a patchwork quilt made for a bad day.
    no that's pretty bad too...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhillyDancer1982 View Post
    I'm sorry to hear about your bad day. It seems that when it rains, it pours. I've had my fair share of days(days? more like MONTHS) where everything just goes all wrong. I hope today is better for you.

    Why the hell did your boyfriend suggest to break the window? What kinda ghetto idea is that? Of course it is YOUR car that he suggested breaking the window on, right? Would he have minded this if it was HIS car?(probably not) Ugggghhh guys piss me off!

    By the way, the chinchillas are very cute.
    Of course he would say break the window, of yes, MY CAR, cause he had no intention for paying to get it fixed.... this isn't no piece of junk car.... boy was trippin and it surely didn't help me feel any better.

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    Very cute chinnies!! Sorry about your bad day!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by thickienikkie View Post
    Of course he would say break the window, of yes, MY CAR, cause he had no intention for paying to get it fixed.... this isn't no piece of junk car.... boy was trippin and it surely didn't help me feel any better.
    I really hope I do not sound condescending, so please tell me if I am...but you should really consider getting rid of him. Just curious, are you planning to, or are you going to try and work things out? How's everything been going with that ever since you posted about it on here?

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    Hey thickienikkie your chinchillas are so sweet I don't ever think I've seen a chinchilla before but they are the cutest animals!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhillyDancer1982 View Post
    I really hope I do not sound condescending, so please tell me if I am...but you should really consider getting rid of him. Just curious, are you planning to, or are you going to try and work things out? How's everything been going with that ever since you posted about it on here?
    No not condescending at all. I get that alot, I complain and am still not
    proactive about it. right now I'm going through the I feel bad type of thing...
    I'm not sure he will do okay without my help. Mi madre says so he's a grown ass man a 20 year old shouldn't worry about a 34 year old man. I knooooww.... I hate my big heart sometimes or is that even having a big heart? I'm confused... GRRRRR hate it too....
    I am not happy....he loves me ( so he says) it's just I don't feel like I'm with a MAN, so to speak... I need to do what I have to do, seriously be a big girl...
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    I can relate to this a lot. I used to be the same way...complain about something a lot but not have the guts to do anything about it. For example, the guy that stole money from me...I would complain about it to my close friends a lot as it was happening, but I didn't have the balls to ditch him(then again, part of this was because I considered the chance that if I disassociated myself from him, I would ruin any small chance of him reimbursing me...and whaddyaknow, I pretended to still be his friend and he STILL never paid me back! ). Then eventually I became more proactive, so I took him to court and lo and behold, I got my money back real quick.

    It takes time to become proactive. When I decided to become more proactive, it ended up being a process...not just an overnight change. But good luck to you with everything.

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    You always crack me up, Nikkie! I love your stories.

    And I'm only gonna tell you one more time and then I'll mind my business: you need to lose that "man".

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    That was quite a day! I've had a few like that as of late. Argh. At least that day's over, right? I hope you got some good sleep.

    And I agree-keep the 'chillas, lose the dude.

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    Wow, sorry about your shitty day, girl!!!! I've had many of those myself and mostly I'm always just like "why the hell did I even get out of bed this morning?!?" It sucks how everything that could go wrong, does all on the same day. And the no-stocking rule is complete BS, that would rid me of 2 good outfits!!

    Hey, at least your chinchilla's are cute though, right? I freakin love those lil things - too cute for words!!


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    I think the dancers at my club would go on strike if they banned knee highs.


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    awww i have 2 chinnies too! but my boys name is gizmo! how funny! but sorry about your bad day! i hope it gets better!

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    Chinchillas have the cutest ears. I want one. or two or ten

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    You knew you were speeding, got a ticket... and sped home? hahahaha.

    There's no reason to speed. You're already late, peple are already pissed at you and you're gonna get there five whole minutes earlier than you would've and still have an angry manager. :/


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    No knee highs? What are you supposed to do then, shave your legs every night?

    Bullshit!
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