This is worst then my 5 hour stint in jail...
Okay first yesterday I come on here get put on everyone's shit list
for a comment I made and it was taken out of context totally, making me the #1 troll on this board( just found out what the hell a troll is).
Hmmm, pissed off and feeling rejected, I go for a little girly time at the salon to calm my nerves and buy some new panties ... somehow that excites me.. come home my freakin chinchillas escaped from their cage, my cats Peko and Fairy are crouched by my tv, I look up and poor Gizmoe and Fatty are at the top of my entertainment system huddled together, trapped. the cats are so freakin focused on the terrified furballs, they don't even notice me. ( they know better) I finally look around and I notice every thing that I had on top of anything is knocked over.. I locked them in my closet for two hours... ( the cats) put my chinnies back in their cages. lol they didn't come out their house for the rest of the day. Still trying to figure out how they escaped
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Get a phone call from Goddess( fellow stripper) hysterical. I'm thinkin the girl is getting raped or something. Fuckin Tony is banning knee highs at the club
complaints from customers not enough leg being shown... Kay wtf? this is a new one... I'm pissed because low and behold, I was going to where knee highs for my set that night and they made the out fit....This is the kicker
around sevenish I'm getting ready to go in, dear bf is complaining that I smoked the rest of his cigarettes( which I did because I was stressin) so I run out again to go get his baby ass a pack, forget my purse.
come back.. bitch locked the keys in the car. GRRRRRR!!! I'm out there stomping my feet like a little six year old. lol( I'm sure that was funny to anyone that was watchin..) My bf's like break the window ( how about no...) break it and your WALKIN to the hospital...
Call triple A wait 45 min for them to come unlock my car.... finally start off to work, pull up( I live 15 minutes away) go to grab my dance bag...nope not there, forgot that back at my apt( remember i was going out for ciggies, was supposed to come back and grab my bag) I had to go back, I don't do the borrowing thing and I had a new set soooo, here I go, breakin laws and the whole nine.... which equals five-oh pulling my ass over, son of a bitch...my god, I was like am I going to die today, wtf is going on, man. Apparently I was going 67 in a 40... writes my ass a ticket... send me on my merry little way... By now is almost nine supposed to be there around seven...
Still speedin go get my bag, ( speedin) go back to my club... Tony is like you got 10 min Stretch, the fuck, you know I need you here to keep the blah blah, custys here until we get full... and all this basically chewing me a new one...( not a good time to complain about the knee high rule) I'm In rush mode and basically take my 8oz drink like a shot... big mistake.... after my first dance( yes I got ready in 10 mins) danced okay made 40 dollars(club semi full) my drink shit hits me...and I don't like feeling buzzed at work, just relaxed...Tony points toward the stage and hold up his hand meaning five minutes... I'm like shit...I slide over to him my feet would lift up for some reason, lol and tell him I'm going to sit this one out I'm not feeling good. he just flags his hand at me basically telling me whatever just get out of his sight... Tracey ( fellow dancer) gets pissed because she had to rush on because I didn't go.. so she's bitchin allthe way to the stage. I'm buzzin, get flagged over by a custy give a half ass lap dance which was the trend for the rest of my night... Surprisingly, I made a little over 375 after tip out, not my best but sufficient.
sighs....my night ended with me driving about 30 in a 40 all the way back home and sleeping upright in my dining room chair and here I am telling you guys this long ass story.....with a crank in my neck..... and lookin like this
Here's a pic of my chinnies fatty obviously is eatin the mini wheat
gizmoe looks like she about to pounce...



, pissed off and feeling rejected, I go for a little girly time at the salon to calm my nerves and buy some new panties ... somehow that excites me.. come home my freakin chinchillas escaped from their cage, my cats Peko and Fairy are crouched by my tv, I look up and poor Gizmoe and Fatty are at the top of my entertainment system huddled together, trapped. the cats are so freakin focused on the terrified furballs, they don't even notice me. ( they know better) I finally look around and I notice every thing that I had on top of anything is knocked over.. I locked them in my closet for two hours... ( the cats) put my chinnies back in their cages. lol they didn't come out their house for the rest of the day. Still trying to figure out how they escaped
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I've had my fair share of days(days? more like MONTHS) where everything just goes all wrong. I hope today is better for you.
I don't ever think I've seen a chinchilla before but they are the cutest animals!!




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