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    during a lapdance and the poor guy was in so much pain. I told him he didn't have to pay, but he insisted on paying anyway. I offered to buy him a beer, but he already had a bottle of champagne. He wanted me to sit with him afterwards, to show that he had no hard feelings, but I felt like an ass. I'd offer him a free dance, but I think he may be too scared to get any more dances from me.

    He's a nice regular. How can I make it up to him?

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    Hahaha, I kicked my regular fair in the eye once. He was really nice about it too. Dont worry too much, these things happen and it sounds like it doesnt worry him too much (-:

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    I've done many, many things of this nature to customers. Always completely by mistake. What can I say? I'm clumsy.

    Being clumsy, something I have learned is that there is a point where listening to you apologize becomes more annoying than whatever happened to make you apologize in the first place. Keep 'em brief, move on.
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    Default Re: I accidentally kneed my reg in the nuts...

    Next time he comes in, buy him a beer.

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    oh no! That sucks. I'm sure all will be forgotten next time he comes in to see you. It'll probably end up being an inside joke over time anyway.
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    ...I assume you probably don't want to deal with pervs, and the guys that just don't give a fuck about money are like unicorns...
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    I know I have said it before, and I'll say it again.... THE VAGINA IS NOT A CLOWN CAR!


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    My first response would be mortification and profuse apologies.

    then I'd probably say something smart ass like "eh, lucky you got that for free! Normally I charge for that sort of action."

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    One time I ran to a customer and jumped on his lap and missed... and got my knee onto his crotch from a 20 foot run and jump.

    He still gave me money.


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    I apologized profusely, then I realized that apologizing profusely might annoy him even more, so I kept it brief. He was pretty buzzed so hopefully it'll be a fuzzy memory to him.

    I like the idea of turning it into something humorous. Next time he comes in I'll buy him a shot, make a joke of the incident, and move on. And if he buys any more dances from him I'll have to be very very careful...he WAS cool about the whole thing...

    Love your stories by the way!!! I don't feel like such an ass after all...

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    While we're telling stories.... I once knocked over an entire full beer on someone's lap within the first 10 seconds of a lap dance. I began to apologize and pick up the bottle. He told me he really wanted me to keep dancing and he moved to another chair and we finished a song. I bought him another beer. I was shocked at how nice he was about it and couldn't believe he wanted me to finish the song. Gotta love men that love their lapdances.
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    Strippers are like ninjas. You never know how many there are or if the person next to you is one.
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    ...I assume you probably don't want to deal with pervs, and the guys that just don't give a fuck about money are like unicorns...
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    I know I have said it before, and I'll say it again.... THE VAGINA IS NOT A CLOWN CAR!


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    Im Sorry I cant resist ....


    Quote Originally Posted by StarryEyes View Post
    He's a nice regular. How can I make it up to him?
    Kiss it and make it better???

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    ^^ Ha ha I joked with him and said if I could kiss it and make it better I would but I don't wanna get fired...

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    Oh man...my feet and knees LOVE balls! They wanna meet 'em!! I am so clumsy. I've trained myself to be really *really* careful around family jewelry.

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    The night I met my regular I kneed him in the balls accidentally and he has now been my best customer to date for just over a year......
    might be a blessing in disguise.
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    owwww poor custy... when he comes him give him some extra attention

    I've stepped on a custys foot with a STILETTO heel.... lol
    No but I did feel bad, I had to give him a free lap dance..

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    Oh, man. I've done some horrible things, too. The most mortifying involved my numero uno best regular and period blood. I wanted to die, but he forgave me. I think regulars get a kick out of being magnanimous about our fuck-ups. They get to show us how much they love us.

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    One time I was dancing on the satellite stage for my regular because he came in right after my set and missed it, I kind of bent over the side of the stage, and put my head near his lap, then came up real quick and knocked him right in the lip with my skull!!

    He had a fat bloody lip... OMG I was mortified, but he thought it was kind of funny, and he still comes in... Gotta love those kinds of regs.
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    I accidentally racked a guy once at the club while I was still doing Domme work on the side. I apologized, he said it was okay, and I joked, "Hope you liked the freebie, at my other job I get paid $300 an hour to do that." He was so intrigued he forgot about the pain and we did another dance while joking about all those perverts out there.

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    I tripped and fell face first into a guys crotch on the couch in VIP. He didn't really seem to mind though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by red red red View Post
    I have learned is that there is a point where listening to you apologize becomes more annoying than whatever happened to make you apologize in the first place. Keep 'em brief, move on.
    Yep. Apologize sincerely, perhaps offer him a freebie dance next time you see him, then move on. You can joke and laugh about it later.

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