John's my uncle! (literally!)




John's my uncle! (literally!)
Mine's Bob.
The world's most uncoordinated stripper





Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
Back on track I selfishly think we should either make it in Melbourne over Grand Prix in March because I'm already going. Or in Brisbane/Gold Coast anytime because I'm lazy.
The world's most uncoordinated stripper





Melbourne in Grand Prix would be some damn expensive tickets and I'd like to work if we were doing and overstate (for me) SWfest because I'm weird like that... and I'd hate to work such a busy time. But I'll ONLY do it if ellebelle promises I can put my head in her boobs and go ppppffffttttt
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
see, this is what happened last time.
everyone wanted the swfest to be in their city.and no one wanted to travel![]()





I said I'd do it! But only if I can blow razzberries in elle's cleavage.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success





"He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"
^^^Who? When you say "digging up" is she dead? Lmao - that would be a memorable welcome!
In other news, Im not interested in going to Melb for the Grande Prix this year and John is my uncle too!




Im travelling over to the East in May-June, will be based in Melbourne, but if the meet up were to happen elsewhere, I PROBABLY can get up there (Im already travelling a few thousand kms, a few more wont matter :-) )
I also thought that winter would be a bit quieter, so itd be easier to organise stuff.
Theres no sense crying over every mistake,
you just keep on trying till you run out of cake





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Well! She's known for making a killer banner that struck fear into the hearts of evil, last time they came creeping around:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betsy_Ross
And, yeah, last time I saw her she didn't look so good.![]()
So, I guess,.... yeah,.... I just assumed she was probably dead.![]()
"He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"
^^^Aaaahahahaha - cool, I just learnt something! - Yeah but dont dig her up please :-D
What's up. I'll be so close to you-all Aussies. Just gotta get passport and few thousands bucks, but like, could someone come thru? JK.





http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/showthread.php?t=85995
the original debarcle which happened last year (have a look at the date in the thread) was going to have it happen up on the gold coast during winter.
no one really settled on a date, time and place in the end. either some ONE person does this and the rest of SW either does or does not make it.. or a select few people are given the task to 'flesh out' the event by giving a date, time and place.. and the rest of us just say "yes i can make it", "maybe" or "no".
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OK, How about May 18-19 or 25-26?
In Melbourne?
Shouldnt be TOO cold there yet...
Theres no sense crying over every mistake,
you just keep on trying till you run out of cake





I could do either with enough advance notice.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
ill be in sydney from april and then in melbourne, so im happy to meet up!![]()
"Sex is currency. What's the use of being beautiful if you can't profit from it?" - Lily St Cyr (40's burlesque dancer)





Okay... here's the deal. I can take any time off and get a ticket any time if someone gives me exact dates they're gonna be there to meet up. So the second we agree, I can book it... so I'l free whenever.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success




Ill wait to hear back from Flickad, cos she has uni, and one of those weekends might not suit her, then we will confirm.
Theres no sense crying over every mistake,
you just keep on trying till you run out of cake





Cool, so it's at least Flick, you and me for sure.![]()
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
Im unsure at the moment. Last year I would have commited to it but this year I cant. I will try though (-:




Yeah, not sure what my assessment will be like during that period. If it's light-on then I'd love to. If not, it won't be possible, unfortunately.
I will try and make it if I can, though, I've been wanting to meet you girls for a long time.




Those dates mentioned should be fine for me too, so if I'm free I'd love to meet you all.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
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