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    What lame dance moves have you seen in your club?

    There was one girl I was watching onstage who kept titty fucking the pole. I don't know if the guys liked it or not but it seemed really lame to me.

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    Doh.. I've done that.. not for any length of time, but more of an attention-getter when guys weren't putting down tips. I'd wrap my breasts around real quick and smile at a guy.. usually got a smile back.. or a laugh.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NewMoon View Post
    What lame dance moves have you seen in your club?

    There was one girl I was watching onstage who kept titty fucking the pole. I don't know if the guys liked it or not but it seemed really lame to me.
    Hehehe... I never had enough boobage to do this, but guys do like it (and girls putting the pole b/w booty cheeks). Trying to understand the male brain is wacky.... you might think "tacky, lame" a guy will think "hotness!"



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    booty cheeks between the pole is just gross to me for the next girl!!

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    booty cheeks between the pole is just gross to me for the next girl!!

    Indeed. Luckily the dancers that I have seen do this have usually had a thong on.
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    Another time, I was working day shift with this girl, and that "devil came down from georgia" fiddle song came on when she was on stage and she started doing this crazy ass two step thing. I was sitting by the stage waiting for my turn and I could barely suppress a laugh. I guess she did it all right but it was just too funny watching a naked girl do a two step.
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    I've seen a girl do that bicycle excercise move, I've seen a girl who would put her fingers on her hip like a cowboy getting ready for a gun fight, and dance like that the whole time. Let's see...there was this one girl who had NO ass. It was like a piece of skin over her ass bone, and she'd try and do the booty clap. Yikes! I know there's more I just can't think of them right now.

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    I've seen linedancing and this girl doing some kind of flamenco clapping and shaking her arms around thing. It's hard to describe but it was NUTS.

    And I'm totally guilty of the pole-in-the-butt thing. In my thong!


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    It was like a piece of skin over her ass bone
    LOL!

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    There is a girl who will put one or both hands on her hip and just swing her hips around in circles. For the entire song. Also there is a girl at my club who does this weird thing with both her hands, like she is DJing or something

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    Slapping your own ass. I know some guys like to see it but it's SUCH a turnoff for me. It's so tacky and stupid, I wince every time I see it.

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    ^^ the ass spank was HUGELY popular at my last club. When i started all of the girls told me to do it, and all the guys loved it. Must be a geographical thing.
    One guy loved it a bit too much and yelped with joy and jumped out of his chair every time i did it. I spent about 5 minutes on the floor LMAO, spanking it over and over.But this was the same guy that gave me $20 to take my top off after paying $40 for the dance in a nude club.
    ANYWAY the worst "dance move" if you could even call it that was the girl who would wipe her hand between her legs (like wiping after the toilet :S) and then sort of sniff it and gesture her hand out to the custies, like she was wafting it in their direction

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    ^^ and they'd find that....sexy?? Ugh.

    One girl at my old club like to hula hoop on stage. Mind you, she wasn't a feature, it wasn't a skit, there was no theme music, just our normal Friday night crowd and she'd get on stage with a hula hoop. It was rather strange watching from the other stage, and I don't think the guys ever really got into it like she was expecting them too. It would be one thing if it was a feature or a show, but on a regular night? I always found it to look pretty weird, given the fact the rest of us are just dancing like normal and doing pole tricks.

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    Lol these are hilarious. I know a dancer who spreads her legs while nude, open her ass cheeks and makes her asshole go in and out. I think of a porno everytime I see her do it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cutey5032 View Post
    There is a girl who will put one or both hands on her hip and just swing her hips around in circles. For the entire song.
    Kind of a default if you're not such a great dancer maybe? Or dealing with some nerves?
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    Lol these are hilarious. I know a dancer who spreads her legs while nude, open her ass cheeks and makes her asshole go in and out. I think of a porno everytime I see her do it.
    OMG! I sooooo do this....
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    Ok, there is an ex-feature at my old club who shall go unnamed. I don't know if there is a name for this move, but I will try to describe it as best I can: She lays back on the stage with her legs up in the air and spread, and sort of propping herself up with her arms. She then swings her legs (which are again, spread eagle) up and down and proceeds to scoot forward toward the custy by this momentum. It is so freaky and not so attractive. It looks like a crazy spider with giant bolt ons and britney extensions is coming to get you and I want to run away.

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    this girl i used to work with used to sing karaoke on stage, with mike and everything.... and this one time she brought her python with her to work and danced with it, she takes the cake for me
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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    Slapping your own ass. I know some guys like to see it but it's SUCH a turnoff for me. It's so tacky and stupid, I wince every time I see it.
    But...but...sometimes my ass...it just screams "spank me" and I just can't help it. It calls to me.

    I've seen it overdone though and that I HATE.

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    Lol these are hilarious. I know a dancer who spreads her legs while nude, open her ass cheeks and makes her asshole go in and out. I think of a porno everytime I see her do it.
    I saw a dancer do this but with her pussy...while she was spreading it open with her fingers.
    She was like "here I'll show you a trick" while I was at a club with her bf.

    I saw a girl do the Showgirls pole lick. I could hardly believe my own eyes.


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    Lol these are hilarious. I know a dancer who spreads her legs while nude, open her ass cheeks and makes her asshole go in and out. I think of a porno everytime I see her do it.
    ewwwwww thats so gross!!
    i got a dance of a girl who made her pussy do that and she said "she talks" in her european accent. it was not a turn on at all!!

    im guilty of wrapping my boobs around the pole. just coz i have recently had a boob job and i can almost wrap them right around LOL.

    i wanna know what the CRAB WALK is??
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    Quote Originally Posted by PleasureVictim View Post
    Lol these are hilarious. I know a dancer who spreads her legs while nude, open her ass cheeks and makes her asshole go in and out. I think of a porno everytime I see her do it.
    I'm sorry, but that is revolting. If I'm ever at the rail and a girl does that, I'm either going back to my seat or to the bathroom to puke.

    Girls slapping their own ass is cute, but it's not a turn-on. How am I supposed to react to that? "Hee hee"?

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    There is a girl I currently work with who does what I like to call the "bobble head". Ok, pretty much she spins herself around the pole (but isn't up off the ground) and swings her head around and around really fast. Keep in mind this is also a girl who got whiplash; and she claims she got it from sleeping wrong......I'm pretty sure it happened from doing the bobble head!
    Oh, and she also does this thing where she'll have the guy stand and then she stands on the lower part of the stage and will literally sit on their face......like nose in asshole kinda stuff. It's gross.

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    It looks like a crazy spider with giant bolt ons and britney extensions is coming to get you
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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    i wanna know what the CRAB WALK is??
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dottie Rebel View Post
    Ok, there is an ex-feature at my old club who shall go unnamed. I don't know if there is a name for this move, but I will try to describe it as best I can: She lays back on the stage with her legs up in the air and spread, and sort of propping herself up with her arms. She then swings her legs (which are again, spread eagle) up and down and proceeds to scoot forward toward the custy by this momentum. It is so freaky and not so attractive. It looks like a crazy spider with giant bolt ons and britney extensions is coming to get you and I want to run away.
    LOL......I so do this but it is only so that I can move on the stage without looking like Im getting out of bed.

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