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    Nothing on tv?


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    Ha, I like it! I have a 52% chance, which isn't so hot. I always figured I'd be better in those situations. it must be something to do with my lack of canned food and a gun

    It reminds me of Shaun Of The Dead. God I love that movie!!


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    Default Re: Your chance to survive the zombie apocalypse?

    Maybe it is fun being a zombie? How come everyone assumes you got to "survive"?

    Zombie's have no bills, no legal hassles, no debt, no need for a therapist, they don't care if they get sick, or if they die because they are already dead, they don't get all fussy if they lose a body part... I mean it doesn't sound all bad.

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    37%. Yep, I'm a victim waiting to happen. I have actually had zombie attack dreams--in my most notable one, I knew I had no chance so I shot my husband and then myself so we'd be spared a more horrific death.


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    43% - but I'm with xdamage; I wonder just how bad this whole "being a zombie" thing is.
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    I got 43%. I've watched many zombie movies...I would so survive. Well, unless they have those crazy mutant zombie dogs from Resident evil.
    you live like an ivy vine
    you can only survive by clinging onto trees
    that's your flaw
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    34% survival

    yeah. I'd crawl under my blankey and hope they didn't find me, while cryign like a wuss and possibly peeing myself.

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    53%. Eff that. I've been meaning to learn how to use firearms.

    EDIT And stock up on spam.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OdysseusNJ View Post
    53%. Eff that. I've been meaning to learn how to use firearms.
    I was pleased to learn recently that I'm "a natural," after doing quite well my first time shooting a rifle. Really fun, but NY isn't an easy state to find a place where one can go target shooting. Oh well.
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    I got 68% as well!

    Looks like Will and I should be fine!

    (I owe this to a rural upbringing, I can handle weapons, blow things up, and think in an emergency)
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    wohoo 65%. My bf taught me how to shoot a gun and have scary good aim and running on the treadmill at in incline does more than keep my ass firm!


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    67% for me. Guess I'll be hanging out with Will, Sexy_Celeste and Taylorlila in the safe house

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    Quote Originally Posted by OdysseusNJ View Post
    53%. Eff that. I've been meaning to learn how to use firearms.

    EDIT And stock up on spam.
    One can never have too much ammo and Spam I always say!
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    Quote Originally Posted by alessandra View Post
    67% for me. Guess I'll be hanging out with Will, Sexy_Celeste and Taylorlila in the safe house
    OK, it's official. In case of full out Zombie attack, meet at my house, but bring your own damn Spam 'cause you aint getting any of mine!
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    68%... Man that's still not great...

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    42% I wouldn't think I would survive either, I would turn into a zombie.

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    How sad is it that I want to retake this test after learning to use firearms?

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    85%
    Bring it on

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    Quote Originally Posted by michele_b View Post
    42% I wouldn't think I would survive either, I would turn into a zombie.
    At least you would make a cute zombie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OdysseusNJ View Post
    How sad is it that I want to retake this test after learning to use firearms?
    So re take the test the exact same way as before, but check off "yes" to the firearms Q, and see how much is alters your score by. That at least tells you how much weight they are putting on firearms. I mean hell, zombies are already dead, so I am not sure the guns will be the best tools anyway. I am thinking samurai sword!
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    A katana would be usefull, but imagine how exhausting it would be after a while. I have always been a fan of the shotgun for zombies thing. Also why I chose to go to walmart when asked, food, guns, and ammo. Including tons of shotgun shells.

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