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    I gave this heifer one more time to cross me... and she did


    I just went to fedricks to return this bra (I'm good for trying on two sizes and buying the one I DON'T want)
    Anyway, this fat bitch that's always in there never fuckin wants to help me find nothin, I tell her to get me something up high she huffs and puffs her pork ass to get it and basically throws it in my hands
    ask her for a particular size she just points where I can find it
    rude

    So, we do the exchange an all that and I pick up some panties
    bitch just throws my money on the counter and my hand is patiently waiting there to put it in MY hand, like I did her pudgy sausage hand
    man....
    I said and quote"
    Bitch, I have not said anything to you this whole time I was here but your a rude ass wench. I'm sorry your 64 triple z boobs hang down to your pussy which, I'm sure has not been touched for obvious reasons. Waddle your whale ass to the fuckin gym bitch and you won't be so fuckin evil..."
    snatched my money off the counter called her another "fat bitch heifer" and walked out.

    I HATE it when they throw your money on the counter it's so f-in rude
    these phoenix girls be bringing out the New York hood in me man...

    god forgive me... I just explode sometimes... **performs holy cross**

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    very
    I try. lol

    I've been good but I never say anythin to this girl but today was the final straw..

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    Ummm, it kinda seems like you have confrontations with people on a regular basis, or at least that's how it seems in your posts. After a certain point you have to stop thinking it's everybody else and wonder what *you* are doing that's causing you to have these problems with people.

    And what's your issue with people that are fat? You've mentioned it in more than one thread, as if people that are fat are in some way inferior due to their weight. I'm just sayin'...

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    Yeah, I'm seeing a lot of the obnoxious, "I tell it like it is!" or, "I do what I want!" that is characteristic of the young princess breed who considers themselves "outspoken" and "feminist."
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    The big dick is dangerous. It makes you overlook certain character flaws and bad behavior .

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    Quote Originally Posted by thickienikkie View Post
    I gave this heifer one more time to cross me... and she did


    I just went to fedricks to return this bra (I'm good for trying on two sizes and buying the one I DON'T want)
    Anyway, this fat bitch that's always in there never fuckin wants to help me find nothin, I tell her to get me something up high she huffs and puffs her pork ass to get it and basically throws it in my hands
    ask her for a particular size she just points where I can find it
    rude
    you say you told her to get something. maybe next time try ASKING?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    Thanks, that's exactly what I was talking about. They're usually seen dressed in trashy clothes like spaghetti tanks and yoga pants with "Princess" or "Brat" emblazoned on the tits or ass.
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    The big dick is dangerous. It makes you overlook certain character flaws and bad behavior .

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    Oh yeah, I totally know the type you mean. They think they have to be combative rather than assertive, and assume that the world exists to fulfill their every whim. Can't be bothered to speak English either because they think ghetto-speak sounds cooler and tougher. It's a pretty common result of bad/no parenting and bad/no schooling.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    It's amazing how all of my thoughts about this thread could be summed up a picture of Cartman in a tube top.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kitty260 View Post
    It's amazing how all of my thoughts about this thread could be summed up a picture of Cartman in a tube top.
    I know, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gingerlee View Post
    Ummm, it kinda seems like you have confrontations with people on a regular basis, or at least that's how it seems in your posts. After a certain point you have to stop thinking it's everybody else and wonder what *you* are doing that's causing you to have these problems with people.

    And what's your issue with people that are fat? You've mentioned it in more than one thread, as if people that are fat are in some way inferior due to their weight. I'm just sayin'...
    Actually I don't AT ALL. Throwin money at me time and time again is rude and you will set yourself up. I'm sure I'm not the only one who's done this..
    Um if you work in a store as a customer service rep, huffing and puffing and throwin money at me because I ask you for assistance is not my problem. That's rude and I don't think I am wrong in assuming so. What other confrontations?The one about the "troll" thing. I really wouldn't consider that a confrontation.
    I've actually never been in a physical fight ever in my life... or come close to
    it. But I will curse a bitch out if you cross me and I can back it up. Simple as that.

    No issue with people being fat. This girl had it comin..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    Oh yeah, I totally know the type you mean. They think they have to be combative rather than assertive, and assume that the world exists to fulfill their every whim. It's a pretty common result of bad/no parenting.
    Don't forget an absolute lack of responsibility. They like to bitch-slap people to show how "tough" they are, mostly boys becuase of the double standard that boys can't hit girls. They love to get in your face in general. However, once you "tell it like it is" right back, even tactfully, they'll shit a lava torrent and start screaming bloody murder.
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    The big dick is dangerous. It makes you overlook certain character flaws and bad behavior .

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitty260 View Post
    It's amazing how all of my thoughts about this thread could be summed up a picture of Cartman in a tube top.
    Yeah...I TOTALLY thought of that right away!! Yek..I swear you are my long lost twin!!

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    cartmaN???

    and ghetto speak.... ect bad/parenting/ upbringing

    That's uncalled for once
    again.
    You don't know how I was brought up..... not in some ghetto, trust.
    the hamptons in long island is surely not the ghetto
    Graduated top of my class with a 4.6 gpa 3 scholarships as a result
    I'm very smart, but I don't take people's shit.





    alright you know what .

    you have never called a girl a bitch before?
    the angel you are....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hatshepsut View Post
    Thanks, that's exactly what I was talking about. They're usually seen dressed in trashy clothes like spaghetti tanks and yoga pants with "Princess" or "Brat" emblazoned on the tits or ass.

    NEVER Lmao
    just a post girl just a post

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    I suppose they don't teach class or grammar in the schools anymore. It's a shame.

    Yes, I have chewed people out, but I don't boast to all and sundry in the tone of Cartman the Teen Skank. I'm definitely not perfect and I have an extremely hot temper, but I also had a mama and grandmamas to teach me how a lady conducts herself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thickienikkie View Post
    NEVER Lmao
    just a post girl just a post
    [quote=thickienikkie;1409861]cartmaN???

    and ghetto speak.... ect bad/parenting/ upbringing

    That's uncalled for once
    again.
    You don't know how I was brought up..... not in some ghetto, trust.
    the hamptons in long island is surely not the ghetto
    Graduated top of my class with a 4.6 gpa 3 scholarships as a result
    I'm very smart, but I don't take people's shit

    if you speak english so well, why is your grammar/spelling so bad

    "never fuckin wants to help me find nothin"

    just wondering....
    These days I like to count my money. I like to wash it delicately and iron it. Sometimes I dry it with some bounty to make it all nice and cuddly. I love my money... did I say that out loud?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    I suppose they don't teach class or grammar in the schools anymore. It's a shame.

    Yes, I have chewed people out, but I don't boast to all and sundry in the tone of Cartman the Teen Skank. I'm definitely not perfect and I have an extremely hot temper, but I also had a mama and grandmamas to teach me how a lady conducts herself.
    Yep. I am an admitted bitch and I do not take people being rude to me. But theres a way to do it and a way not to. Calling someone fat or slapping her down isnt going to change anything...you're just going to look like the bad one and re-inforce her behavior. I've ripped people new a-holes and they've thanked me for it!! Because I did it with class and made THEM look like the wrong one so they had no choice but to admit they were rude.

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    I'm getting reminded of why I've always hated strip club dressing rooms. "Bitch I don knocked dat hoe on her fat ass cause she was allllll up in mah grill and I ain't havin nunna dat, naawwww not this bitch, no way" Classic baby daddy talk. It grates on the nerves in such an indescribably way. It's the reason I can no longer watch Judge Judy. Where do they get it?

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    Yup. The whole point of raising a child is to teach things like graceful assertiveness and the difference between hateful insults and constructive criticism. Calling someone a fat heifer for indifferent customer service accomplishes nothing, and bragging about what a badass you are for doing it accomplishes even less. It just makes you look like illiterate trash.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thickienikkie View Post
    cartmaN???

    and ghetto speak.... ect bad/parenting/ upbringing

    That's uncalled for once
    again.
    You don't know how I was brought up..... not in some ghetto, trust.
    the hamptons in long island is surely not the ghetto
    Graduated top of my class with a 4.6 gpa 3 scholarships as a result
    I'm very smart, but I don't take people's shit

    if you speak english so well, why is your grammar/spelling so bad

    "never fuckin wants to help me find nothin"

    just wondering....

    My GHETTO nails. and I type super fast and that's my screen talk, teacher.

    I type all day.... it can get tiring... trust me...

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    Yes, it seems that proper grammar has gone south, and high GPA's are so common that it reminds me of communism. My dad is a teacher, and my grandma has a Master's in English. It drove me insane as a child when I was constantly corrected, but now I am thankful because I know that my spelling, rhetoric, and grammar make my first impression and much of my reputation in general. I do the same for others nowadays. A few years ago, my little sister sent me an email in that horrible pidgin netspeak. I deleted it and sent her an email stating that anything not written in proper English would not be acknowledged. I have only received proper emails from her since.

    Also, there's a difference between being assertive and being a bitch. Being assertive is constructive and logical. Being a bitch is often just emotional and verbal diarrhea.
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    Okay, TN, I try hard to not pick on people when their grammar or spelling offends me. I know that not everyone has had the same advantages as I have, school wise. So I try hard. But this takes the cake.

    If you say you had a 4.6 GPA in an affluent school and scholarships as a result of such, you are either

    a) Lying
    or
    b) Deliberately dumbing down your spelling, grammar, and vocabulary.

    I'm not sure which is worse, honestly.

    PS: I have fetish length nails on for a photo shoot. They're an inch and a half past my fingertips. That's not an excuse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PookaShell View Post
    I'm getting reminded of why I've always hated strip club dressing rooms. "Bitch I don knocked dat hoe on her fat ass cause she was allllll up in mah grill and I ain't havin nunna dat, naawwww not this bitch, no way" Classic baby daddy talk. It grates on the nerves in such an indescribably way. It's the reason I can no longer watch Judge Judy. Where do they get it?
    I'm sorry, I could not read half of that. Is there a way that I can learn this trashy patois, such as a specialized dictionary? Could somebody maybe translate that into proper English? Wow Pooka, you're so smart to be able to understand such a savage tongue.
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