It was funny to me for what some of the posters were asking I thought I'd share to anyone who is bored![]()
It was funny to me for what some of the posters were asking I thought I'd share to anyone who is bored![]()
Omg, this is hilarious, so far here are a few of my favourite quotes :
"How many of the girls are true slut bags and how many just dance and go home to support themselves without being labled in the stigma of most strippers"
"how much do you make selling drugs as a dj at a strip joint?
the strippers I know get all the best drugs from their dj."
"Do you carry a gun with you? I realize you can't have a gun where alcohol is served but... Do you carry a gun with you?"
"Screw the fighting, I've heard that most dancers become bisexual and bang their fellow employees. And can you blame them? Please address this first."
"Any of your girls have big natural breasts, no augmentation or implants or anything?"
Lol, some people are so clueless> This just shows the true perception of how some people view strip clubs and strippers.![]()
It just keeps getting better!
"Not sure how you would know this precisely, but what percentage of dudes who get lap dances have an orgasm during the lap dance?
Also, you say they'll go home or perform oral for the right price, what kind of price range are we talking?
One thing I wonder about having never been, are pretty much all the dudes walking around with stiffies? That aspect seems a little weird to me. I'm sure you aren't spending your time staring at guys' crotches, but you would have a better idea than I."
"How many of the girls are true slut bags and how many just dance and go home to support themselves without being labled in the stigma of most strippers"
LOL I like this one too....honestly, I feel the guy and would like the same answer myself sometimes!
Whats lovely is that the OP says he will answer questions like "how to date a dancer". Way to sell out your co-workers dude.
^^ No shit! He sucks .... I like the question "Are strippers normal?" WTF
i wish i knew the girls so i can tell them that the fucknut is posting pictures of them on the internet
^ummm 'scuse me what???? No fucking way. I seriously hope he gets found out and FIRED. What the hell is he doing with pics in the first place?!?
Gosh how surprising; a DJ that thinks he has a higher iq than a plant. Someone should just call his club and tell them to water him so he'll stop reaching over over the internet.
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here's someones instructions on how date a dancer:
Here's a few dos and donts I think help. As a rule don't get tables dances from her or tip her on stage either. You might offer her a drink, but thats about it. Don't talk about anything going on at the club (no this club sucks or the manager's an *******, I hate that dancer, this song sucks, etc. or on your end this is the first time I've ever been here, this is a nice club etc.) Talk about dumb stuff like the last good movie you saw, Brittney Spears gossip, her hobbies, etc.
Do ask her where she likes to hang out at what clubs, what she likes to do for fun. Ask her stuff like if she has alot of friends then you could follow it up with like where do ya'll like to hang out at. If you want ask her where she went to high school, what year she graduated, etc. My point here is ask her questions that have to do with her and not "Bambi" or whatever her stage name is. Definitely don't brag about yourself or make ridiculous offers like I'll pay your bills if we can hook up etc. Pretty much these girls have heard it all. If you really want to date one of them just buy her a drink make small talk for 10 minutes or so, make up an excuse about how you gotta be going it was fun talking with you, maybe we should exchange numbers and hang out sometime. If you're a nice guy with manners something most of these girls don't encounter very often you're chances of getting a number and her real name are alot better than you'd think. (just beware though half of these girls have a husband/boyfriend/boyfriends and will just give you the information like they're stuck on auto pilot b/c its a 2nd revenue source for them. Lots of these girls will meet up with a guy for dinner for $150-$500 and thats all they do is have dinner...... like a real escort the sucky kind)
I'm getting my Dial-A-Stripper service up and running again. If you are in NYC or NJ and are interested in private party dancing, email [email protected] with your SW handle, contact info, photo (if you have one) & best time to call and I'll get back to you asap.
If you're having a party and need strippers, email me with the details and any questions you have. Thanks!





Wow, trusting, isn't he?I work at the Palace (its off Buckner and 30) you can never come in there and repeat anything I've said here obviously, but if you do come in PM me let me know and I'll take care of ya bro.
I don't know who wins the bigger prize for retardation, the DJ or the dancers who posed for those pictures he promptly put up.
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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Jenny, you're my new hero.
Oh, wow. This shit is enlightening. I never even knew that "if a girl has a pierced tongue she'll probably suck your dick."
More sheer genius from this guy:
"I think you have to go in with the assumption any girl you see is available."
"Oh and lets not forget 99% of the girls abuse alcohol, so if you're ever going to use the term whore you might as well just put the drunken with it."
"As far as management vs. girls if you want to have a job you take management's side no matter what. However you're talking for the most part about management vs. some drunk whore so 9 times out of 10 they're right."
"You could ask her questions like if she was a "fun" girl or if she knew any girls that were "fun" working tonight."
"As a general rule don't get dances from any girl who's not willing to sit there and spend 10-15 minutes talking with you before she asks for a dance."
"She'll always have that stripper gene in her. Which really means she'll never act right or think right again. Every way a stripper thinks is messed up."
This really makes me thank God for my DJ. He might be a silly goose who calls all the dancers "little girl", but I am reasonably sure he is not posting pictures of me on the Internet or telling total strangers that the best way to date me is not to give me any money.
What a piece of work this cat is.
aarrrrrrrgggggg......... see its fuck sticks like this that give people like me, rob, christopher and djoser BAD names..... asshat.... pardon my social tourettes
I Would Never Belong To Any Club That Would Have Me As A Member - Groucho Marx
"I was at a strip club tonight, and some drunk dude started grabbing and kissing the girl giving him a lap dance. 20 security dudes were all over him in like 4 seconds and they dragged him into the back room. Will this guys family ever see him again?"
LOVE THAT! I wish that my security was that good and violent.





Right, and the perpetuation of the stereotype of imbecilic, asshole DJs, by his example is every bit as irritating as the perpetuation of the stereotypical imbecilic bitch stripper by morons like him, that we all hate.
Of course, only a willfully biased person would continue to espouse either stereotype, after seeing the exceptional members of both professions we have here. Hell, I used to bash DJs myself, but since then I have gotten to know so many cool ones, I now see the error of my ways. Thank god for SW...
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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meh. this guys is obviously just another douche.
I like how they all get freaked out about baby wipes though! but cleaning the pole wtf?





They get freaked out about baby wipes?? Christ I've seen them used in the most intimate way imaginable, a zillion times, right in front of me--there's nothing the least bit sexual about it. Or the dancers wouldn't have done it when I was there.
You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
______________________________________
For reals. I'm imagining this guy on the mic right now and it makes me a little nauseous. He's the epitome of every bad stereotpye about a strip club DJ, ever. I didn't even BELIEVE in DJ's this awful...guess I've been lucky in who I've worked with.
(And then there's the sterling example of DJoser. *Swwooon*)
^^ To me its funny because they are just so ignorant and retarded. Also would like to add that I went to this club (not to start drama)but to just see how he is .He acts like a very nice guy but I know otherwise .I really dont think the girls or the people working there would give two shits about what he wrote .I just got that feeling .Usually these stereotypes are brought up because certain people add to it and make them true.
Im starting to wonder if alot of them think this way including the managers .But then again it kinda goes with the job right? I mean not all strippers are like that but majority rules at least where I have seen it .Most strippers aren't putting up the best example for all of us.
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