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    Default Sweatpants Man showed up at my club tonight.

    Not only sweatpants, but sweatpants with two holes right on the crotch. And no underwear. During the 3rd dance, after he started getting excited and I started sweetly telling him that he needed to be sure his dick didn't poke out of his pants, he offered to pay me twice as much to let him leave it out. "$60 or $120, you decide," he says. Riiight. Apparently, he gets 5 or more dances with the girls who can stomach that offer, and he really does pay double. Kudos to those ladies for their strong stomachs. As it was, I was in the back room borrowing rubbing alcohol and paper towels for the minimal contact he had with me. And I was careful not to get touched. What I find odd is that this is normally a very clean and low-to-no contact club, and yet somehow this guy has obviously been in and up to this trick before and gotten away with it. Well, that isn't the only thing odd, but yeah.

    Between that and the McDonald's money I've been making at this place, I'm going club shopping farther west into the city on Thursday night. I liked this place; it had atmosphere. But atmosphere < money.

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    Default Re: Sweatpants Man showed up at my club tonight.

    I bet he cut those there himself or rubbed himself so hard in those pants on previous occasions to cause those holes. Either wtf he's a nasty man.

    Good luck club shopping.

    If that was me I'd have a sudden urge to play whack-a-mole using my shoe.
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    Default Re: Sweatpants Man showed up at my club tonight.

    Urgh poor you. The thought of some strange mans naked penis touching me makes me feel sick to the stomach.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Jay12 View Post
    ^What Sophia said.
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    I wish there was an "auto-like" setting that I could just have applied to all of your posts Sophia....

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    Default Re: Sweatpants Man showed up at my club tonight.

    Miss Lizzy, I now share this song I wrote for Sophia with you. To the tune of TMBG's "Particle Man":

    Boner Man, Boner Man,
    Here comes Sweatpant Boner Man,
    Getting some love the only way that he can -
    Boner Man.
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    Default Re: Sweatpants Man showed up at my club tonight.

    Quote Originally Posted by RoseWhite View Post
    Miss Lizzy, I now share this song I wrote for Sophia with you. To the tune of TMBG's "Particle Man":

    Boner Man, Boner Man,
    Here comes Sweatpant Boner Man,
    Getting some love the only way that he can -
    Boner Man.
    I think i may jusy have to siggy your boner song.

    Yucky. Thats just gross. Holes and no underwear! Poor girl.


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    Boner Man, Boner Man,
    Here comes Sweatpant Boner Man,
    Getting some love the only way he can -
    Boner Man.

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    Default Re: Sweatpants Man showed up at my club tonight.

    GROSS! Eww. *shivers* Good luck with finding a new club hun! And kudos to you for being classy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk View Post
    I bet he cut those there himself or rubbed himself so hard in those pants on previous occasions to cause those holes. Either wtf he's a nasty man.
    Eeewww! I recently did a dance for Mr. Slidey Workout Pants. I HATE that! Those guys get extra crappy dances from me. He seriously thought that I was going to straddle him and start grinding away. He kept trying to push me into that position. Nasty.
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    Default Re: Sweatpants Man showed up at my club tonight.

    You know what, that doesn't surprise me at all. There's always going to be a few girls in a club that will whore themselves out! Our club is known for airdances and no touching but there's a group of girls maybe 6 of them that are known as the "whore girls", they're always in VIP doing god knows what. The thing is, they're actually nice & friendly to me and offered me to do VIP's with them but I've declined because I won't do what they do. And it totally sucks when they make like $2,000 one night and I make like $100! It's not fair being the clean, good girl who does what's right!
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    On an evolution of sweat pants man, we have board shorts (swim shorts) man. Hurrah! Flimsey fabric AND lower leg hair. Hurrah.

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    Ew. Sorry..$60 extra bucks isnt enough for me to rub on your naked whore stick.
    Last edited by cameron_keys; 02-20-2008 at 02:30 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    Ew. Sorry..$60 extra bucks isnt enough for me to run on your naked whore stick.

    Hahaha! I hate the saying "lol" but fuck it I am "lol"ing right now.

    To the OP: UGH! Sweatpants man is bad enough....add two holes in the crotch area and it just got 10 times worse. Fuck that. You made the right choice. Let the nasty girls be with the nasty customers.

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    Default Re: Sweatpants Man showed up at my club tonight.

    Hahaha what a perv.... u should have draped some cocktail napkins over his whore stick as you left, thereby making a literal tent in his pants, and then laughed....HAHAHA
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    i've NEVER heard that term... whore stick.... i like it.... catchy...
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    IRL response: I would have been like "okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!" all dumb-young-thing style and proceed to airdance for him with my back facing him.


    But my sw response is "ohhh hell no."

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseLeigh View Post
    Ye gods, we had three sweatpants men last night. Are swetpants now the official clothing of Jersey? Ew ew ew.

    Nasty.
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    ^What Sophia said.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    Ew. Sorry..$60 extra bucks isnt enough for me to rub on your naked whore stick.
    hehe i love sw i want to make that my sig but don't know how.

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    Default Re: Sweatpants Man showed up at my club tonight.

    Reading all this makes me Thank the Gods that my club enforces a dress code!!!

    Although, in the summer they let it slide somewhat.

    However, even on the rare occasion that some guy sneaks in during the day shift and manages to linger for the night shift, wearing tiny jogging shorts (loser local), we're all pretty seasoned enough to just look point and laugh. Then he leaves.

    I don't think I've ever seen sweatpants yet at my current club, Thank God!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by krchab99 View Post
    hehe i love sw i want to make that my sig but don't know how.
    Go to your settings, click on sig and copy and paste!

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    Eww gross

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    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys View Post
    Ew. Sorry..$60 extra bucks isnt enough for me to rub on your naked whore stick.
    lol, a whore stick? i love it! where do u come up with these words?

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    Quote Originally Posted by LoveComesFromWithin View Post
    lol, a whore stick? i love it! where do u come up with these words?
    You dont even want to know the jambalaya that is my brain!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseWhite View Post
    Miss Lizzy, I now share this song I wrote for Sophia with you. To the tune of TMBG's "Particle Man":

    Boner Man, Boner Man,
    Here comes Sweatpant Boner Man,
    Getting some love the only way that he can -
    Boner Man.
    I'm dying. DYING! This is THE. BEST. THING. EVAR! I am now going to work to play particle man, simply so I can sing "boner man". Lol
    I believe you Dottie and you have my support

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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk
    I bet he cut those there himself or rubbed himself so hard in those pants on previous occasions to cause those holes. Either wtf he's a nasty man.
    I'm quite sure of it!

    Quote Originally Posted by RoseWhite
    Boner Man, Boner Man,
    Here comes Sweatpant Boner Man,
    Getting some love the only way that he can -
    Boner Man.
    You win. Even better than the Tiny Toon Adventures version of Particle Man.

    Quote Originally Posted by cameron_keys
    Ew. Sorry..$60 extra bucks isnt enough for me to rub on your naked whore stick.
    lol whore stick. I'm so using that.

    Quote Originally Posted by Alaska
    IRL response: I would have been like "okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!" all dumb-young-thing style and proceed to airdance for him with my back facing him.
    That's what I did, except the agreeing part.

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    Maybe you should have done your dance to this song!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu9TBzSHrWM

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