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    I (now) work at a newspaper where I do sales.

    This morning this guy came in and my boss told me he wanted to do ad sales and to talk to him. I meet up with him and he turns out to be a Mexican dud who spoke little English and wanted to apply to a job to distribute newspapers around town. I was super nice to him and had him talk to the distribution coordinator. Then he left.

    I went out for lunch and when I got back there was a message on my phone from this guy asking me to call back. I ignored it. Then the secretary told me there was a phone call for me . D'oh, it was him!

    he thanked me for being so nice to him this morning and asked if we could be friends. Because, as he explained, he was very lonely.

    I told him I was married and he should try his local library.

    aaaaaaah I try to be nice to this random dude IRL and they do strip club shit at my office! Aaaaah!

    As I yelled to the office after I got off the phone with this guy... "Aaaah! They can smell the stripper on me!"

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    LOL!! Funny story.

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    Default Re: they can smell the stripper

    Thats really funny



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    Isnt that the truth. LOL!

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    LoL, cute!
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    We forever have the stripper stigma!!

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    I'm in disbelief that you were able to shout that at work! I've worked for several newspapers and was threatened with firing after I WENT to a strip club..wasnt even a stripper then.

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    ^^ I think she does advertising for an escort co.

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    Not for an escort co but I mange the escort pages (and the back pages) for an local newspaper with a very relaxed work environment. My dancing experience was part of the reason I got hired, and it helps me get along with my clients. Rad huh?

    I'm just amused though that this guy would just walk off the street and I'd have to interact with him in an office environment and three hours later he' calling the receptionist, trying to get a date with me! wtf!

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    LOL that's funny!
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