I (now) work at a newspaper where I do sales.
This morning this guy came in and my boss told me he wanted to do ad sales and to talk to him. I meet up with him and he turns out to be a Mexican dud who spoke little English and wanted to apply to a job to distribute newspapers around town. I was super nice to him and had him talk to the distribution coordinator. Then he left.
I went out for lunch and when I got back there was a message on my phone from this guy asking me to call back. I ignored it. Then the secretary told me there was a phone call for me . D'oh, it was him!
he thanked me for being so nice to him this morning and asked if we could be friends. Because, as he explained, he was very lonely.
I told him I was married and he should try his local library.
aaaaaaah I try to be nice to this random dude IRL and they do strip club shit at my office! Aaaaah!
As I yelled to the office after I got off the phone with this guy... "Aaaah! They can smell the stripper on me!"



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