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    Just Learned to Masturbate

    Better late than never, right?

    Details to cum...
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    I wish there was an "auto-like" setting that I could just have applied to all of your posts Sophia....

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    I still don't know how! I've almost gotten it right since the clit peircing but still not quite.

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    <<< cries a little at the thought of a life with no self-love.

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    Dude. Self love is better than people love half the time.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Lena View Post
    Dude. Self love is better than people love half the time.
    and you can get it twice as often

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    You...just learned? Did you just not realize touching yourself felt nice or did you grow up in a 'touchie no-no' family (not being bitchy! Just curious!)?

    I think I might 'splode if I don't get some Solo Nookie now and then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lena View Post
    Dude. Self love is better than people love half the time.
    It's true: sometime if you want something done properly you have to do it yourself.

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    I have a friend whos having trouble learning. Short of an actual demonstration I don't know how much more advice I can give. Can you tell us how you learned?



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    It took me a while to figure out how to make myself cum with my fingers, now I have it down to a fine tuned art and could prob. get myself off in 60 seconds if I wanted to. I masturbated before that, but just with things that vibrated or those nice shower massagers.


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    I still need a vibe, can't O with just my hands.

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    Well, I happen to be one of those women that almost never orgasm. I WISH I could make myself cum. Twice I got it going by myself but I had to be in the straddle position and had to hit the g-spot. Clit stimulation has never gotten me there. .......Is it me or am I thread jacking?.......my bad.

    To the OP, congrats on teaching yourself, DEFINATELY better late than never.
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    Whoas-really? I've been masturbating for over half my life now. Self-loving is a great thing. Congrats!

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    Yeah, it doesn't work for me either. I'm like "hello, ladybits, why so deaf and dumb?"

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    ^^ aww that's so funny and sad at the same time

    Sophia--- congratulations! Now your posts will be inherently shorter, since you're only typing with one hand for the next couple weeks [I mean, you could type with two, but then the keyboard gets messy...]

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    ^^^^^^^^^^I LOVE it! You Go Sophia!!
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    i cant get it right with my hands. tried doesnt work. vibes or the shower head for me.

    i never masterbated till i was 19

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    Quote Originally Posted by alessandra View Post
    Now your posts will be inherently shorter, since you're only typing with one hand for the next couple weeks [I mean, you could type with two, but then the keyboard gets messy...]
    Lol!!

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    Sheeiiiit, I've been clickin my mouse since I was 9.

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    Self-love is the only kind that usually leads to an O for me. Even lengthy duo-sessions don't do sh*t. Frustrating!

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    Am I the only one around here that doesn't masturbate? Granted, I have a live in sex partner, but I just don't get the same gratification from it as I do with regular sex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by i.breathe.in View Post
    i never masterbated till i was 19
    I was over 20. Oddly enough, it was a guy that taught me how to get myself off. I know. I'm so repressed.
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    I work well with my toy.. Use to use hands or "objects", but the vibration usually sets me off in a few seconds, I like it over and done with so I can enjoy what I experienced after..
    Please don't lick me, it tickles..



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    I gave myself my first orgasm when I was 7. I've been insatiable ever since...mmm masturbation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DylanAngel View Post
    Am I the only one around here that doesn't masturbate? Granted, I have a live in sex partner, but I just don't get the same gratification from it as I do with regular sex.
    When I was getting it on the regular, barely either.

    I learned how to masterbate at the age of 12, & started to have sex at 21. Those were a lot of years of self loving.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DylanAngel View Post
    Am I the only one around here that doesn't masturbate? Granted, I have a live in sex partner, but I just don't get the same gratification from it as I do with regular sex.
    Even when I don't have a regular sex partner I don't....

    It's weird. I know.

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