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    Don't Turn Jesus On!

    This is the funniest thing I've ever seen, but the comments underneath it are even better!

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    That is priceless! The comments were hilarious as well!

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    Mmmhhhmm, I have no sense of humor when it comes to people making fun of Jesus
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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasPrincess View Post
    Mmmhhhmm, I have no sense of humor when it comes to people making fun of Jesus
    I Agree, nothing against you Yek I just don't see anything funny about things like that with Jesus.

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    It's not making fun of Jesus, it's making fun of the goofy people who would put this lightswitch up in their homes and not even notice it looks like he's showing his erection to two little kids. Didn't mean to offend.

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    Oops!!!! LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    It's not making fun of Jesus, it's making fun of the goofy people who would put this lightswitch up in their homes and not even notice it looks like he's showing his erection to two little kids. Didn't mean to offend.
    You didn't offend me. I see it as being more funny now, it isn't for making fun of him, it is for the people who have that and don't even realize, haha. I suggest that they stop making those light switches though, gosh. I read some of the comments about people saying they have one and just noticed in the picture of it.

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    wow! talk about a bad design... did they just not think this through before production?

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    its not making fun of jesus its making fun of the stupid people who designed the thing in the first place for having a massive overlook.

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    Anyone else notice that it also quotes "Honor Thy Father and Thy Mother", adding to the WTFness of it all?
    "Before I conceived you, I wanted you. Before you were born, I loved you. Before you were here an hour, I would die for you. This is the miracle of life." -- Maureen Hawkins

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    ^Yes indeed!


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    haha, that is awesome! I had a plate like that but instead of Jesus it was mickey mouse and was sold at The Disney Store. I never even noticed till after I had moved and was going to put it up again!

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    I absolutely must, MUST have one of those. It is my mission to find it. It shall go in my kitchen under my little plaque that says, "As for me and my house, we shall serve seitan".

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    I want one too lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dottie Rebel View Post
    I absolutely must, MUST have one of those. It is my mission to find it. It shall go in my kitchen under my little plaque that says, "As for me and my house, we shall serve seitan".
    I need one of those plaques too! LMAO. I saw a shirt that had a pentagram and said "Hail Seitan" on it once but it was a bit much for me.

    They go perfectly with my upside down virgin Mary night light.

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    Where the hell did you get that plaque, Dottie?! I NEED IT RIGHT NOW!!

    I want one of those "Shalom Y'all" plaques too, but that's another thread.

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    I made it. I heard that phrase somewhere a while back and it touched my heathen vegan soul so I had to make one. We're planning a kitchen remodel soon and it's going to be a "feeding the soul" kind of theme with kitschy religious whatnot, kitchen witches, double entendres and hopefully, *hopefully*, a Jesus gloryhole light switch plate cover.

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    hysterical!!!

    Love it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dottie Rebel View Post
    I made it. I heard that phrase somewhere a while back and it touched my heathen vegan soul so I had to make one. We're planning a kitchen remodel soon and it's going to be a "feeding the soul" kind of theme with kitschy religious whatnot, kitchen witches, double entendres and hopefully, *hopefully*, a Jesus gloryhole light switch plate cover.
    And you are going to post a ton of pictures on sw...riiiiight?

    The thought of a kitchen like that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

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    The picture is not loading for me But, yeah, I can guess where the lightswitch is located

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoseWhite View Post
    Anyone else notice that it also quotes "Honor Thy Father and Thy Mother", adding to the WTFness of it all?
    Well as the switch indicates, you honor they mother and father because they, at one time, where being pulled into Jesus' penis. And, well, you have to respect that.

    I don't mean to thread jack, but I just added an awesome pic to my arsenal that I can't wait to use when appropriate:



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    when we moved into our apartment, the same light switch cover minus the kids was on the wall. It still is, and it's usually in the up position because we never use it.

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    I just like the association that the lights come on when Jesus is ready.
    People are not ruled by their memories.

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    I agree that it's making fun of the people who didn't really think of what the design might look like. I thought it was funny.

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