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    That men with the STINKIEST breath must blow all over you during a lap dance?

    Last night I nearly passed out due to holding my breath while dancing for one of these gems.

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    I give them a mint, if they decline then I tell them they need it. They are usually appreciative.

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    I'm so over-obsessive about my breath. I ALWAYS have gum at work. Even flavored gum that's fruity instead of minty. I don't know how people can get close to someone without consciously considering their mouth odor.

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    Gross. Maybe that's how they show appreciation where he's from... you know... planet Fuck Me I Am God.
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    I dont know, but it just does. It fuckin sucks.

    I usually keep moving my head, or put my head down.

    If its that bad, I offer gum and ask to play "who can blow the biggest bubble"

    Sounds dorky but it works.

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    uuuuggghh i know i hate that. i was dancing last week for this dude w/ shit breath. i swear it smelled like he just ate a pile of SHIT i couldnt dance for him. he also stank of BO

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    ^^^ LOL Worst ever.

    I had a guy once whose breath wasnt even the issue... but just his overall BO. He was extremely overweight and smelled like serious cheese. Like FONTINA cheese.

    Anyway, it was so bad, that when I was dancing for him (My butt was grining on him) I almost threw up. I literally was getting the cold sweats because I thought I was going to puke. And guess what? He kept buying dances. EEEEEEEEEEK
    But I went on like a trooper...
    Oh man. So bad... but I made good money that night.

    Gross.

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    ^uhhhh uhhhh gag! lmao, yup, thats how it goes they want u to keep on lol...oh thta woulda been hilarious if you puked haha

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    ^^^ omg, it would have been horrible because the lapdance area was TINY as hell.

    But this guy was enormous... I dont know if I was grinding on his knee or his belly button. LOL

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    ^oh! lmao, that is the worst i HATE dancing for fat dudes it can be so awkward then i feel kinda bad for them like they can tell Im having a hard time ... damn they cant even see their own peepee...

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    ERH, this is one of my major pet hates working as a stripper as well. Garlic/Beer breath is the worst!

    Ok not to hijack this thread but what would we all rather: Extremely stinky breath or extremely stinky crouch (I mean to the point where you can smell from even just sitting next to your custy)?????

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    oh gross i have never smelt stinky crotch, fortunately! barf

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    Quote Originally Posted by buffie06 View Post
    I give them a mint, if they decline then I tell them they need it. They are usually appreciative.
    I might just start doing that. Just to save both of us the trouble. Now if only I can spray them with body spray so they stop stinking of cigs/alcohol/funk.

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    But this guy was enormous... I dont know if I was grinding on his knee or his belly button. LOL
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    EW. The worst is Corona breath. I swear that it gives people the nastiest piss breath from Hell.

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    I had a guy with rotting corpse breath a while back. I actually felt kinda bad for him cause he was obviously aware of it, he chewed an entire pack of Eclipse by the time I was done giving him dances. He would pop a new piece every song then when he talked to me, he would turn his head to the side. He was a really nice guy and we hit it off but he was so squeamish and uncomfortable it started to make me feel akward too.
    Some people really have a medical cause for bad breath (something to do with the stomach and digestion I think) and it's hard to get rid of. My old roomate years ago had it, he was in and out of doctors all the time and struggled bad with it. It was a shame cause he was a hot (he was a model at one time!) and a really cool guy. We would be out and I would watch girls walk away from him all the time.

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    My regular has what i describe as corpse breath. I think he must have some sort of dental problem because for the year he has visited me at work he has always had this breath. When he chews gum i can still smell a hint of it.

    What makes it worse is he has a lipse and spits when he talks!!!
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    Ewww! brings bad bad memories. I would try my best not to be in their oxygen flow. Maybe whispering in their ear any maybe holding my breath slyly while they talk to me. Gotta kind of feel sorry for those ones. Maybe thats why they have to spend so much money at the strip club.

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    Then the same guy tried to LICK me! .

    Some of your comments cracked me up!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    My regular has what i describe as corpse breath. I think he must have some sort of dental problem because for the year he has visited me at work he has always had this breath. When he chews gum i can still smell a hint of it.

    What makes it worse is he has a lipse and spits when he talks!!!
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    Then the same guy tried to LICK me! .

    Some of your comments cracked me up!!!


    Ugh! It's bad enough having to deal with the smell.....What a nightmare when they spit when they talk or try to lick you. That's when I am done. I don't care how much he has spent/wants to spend...I just can't handle some things, no matter how much money I am making or could make.

    And yes, even if they chew gum, you can still smell it. It's not as bad, but instead of smelling like a rotted corpse, it just smells like a rotted corpse mixed with mint.

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    MmmmMMMMMmm minty corpse!

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    Ugh. Danced for Mr Fat & Smelly in a Wifebeater a while ago. He was nice and paid well, but sheesh maybe he wouldn't have to if he took a shower.
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